Meh.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
It's that time of year again. Two important notes from the fine print: (1) minimum 2" heels required for drag costume contest and (2) no booze on the street. Damn California rules. On the upside, it's a good excuse for getting friendly by having to cram into the gay bars along the boulevard in order to get booze. Who knows, you may even befriend a Niemans buyer. In theory. In my view, the Dallas Oak Lawn party is better, although smaller. Street booze has that effect I guess.


West Hollywood Halloween Carnival

This is the Halloween Costume Party to end all parties -- and that's saying a lot for Los Angeles. Halloween night Santa Monica Blvd. is closed down in West Hollywood and turned over to the the wildness of imagination. You'll see some of the most electrifying, strangest, daringest, gaudiest costumes to strut down a public street. It has been titled "the largest Halloween street party in the world."

There are numerous stages set up with bands and other events as well. There will be a parade. There is a drag race and pageant in the early evening.

It's a great place to come and play... you never know who or what you will see. There will be numerous stars just roaming the boulevard as well as total shocking silliness.

West Hollywood on Halloween night is NOT for the kiddies... nor for anyone easily offended. Leave your inhabitations at home and party! It's a no-holds-bared Mardi Gras fun night for adults.

Weren't there a ton of kiddies there last year? Do I misremember?

[Gr8testHitS(lave)]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The series "BloatedSlave"?

Dare I ask - what the fuck you are trying to say?

Gr8testHitSlave [as your host]:
"Will the bachelors [no, not you Slim Shady] please stand up, and say hello to our first contestant, Miss "Reality Bites""

Bachelor #1: "Bon Jour Mon Ami R.B., My Name is Count De Monet II."

Bachelor #2: "Hi, Bites, my name is Chris, and I'd just love to be bit"

Bachelor #3: "Hi, RB, my name is Legaleaze."

Gr8testHitSlave: "Okay we're going to begin with the questioning - go ahead Miss Bites"

RB: "Okay Bachelor #1 - I'm shopping in the supermarket, and I turn the corner quickly and bump into you. What do you say?"

#1: "Oh my, my sweetest Contessa. I am so sorry, but it was the divine hand of fate that brought us together. We were meant to be together."

RB: "Very nice Count. Bachelor #2, same question."

#2: "Whoa, lady. Good thing you have such an awesome rack - so I bounced right off of you. Say, um, you wouldn't happen to be wearing cotchless undies, would ya'?"

RB: "Oh-kay...Bachelor #3?"

#3: "Screw that guy. This Count guy's cool, but I'm a woman, you're a woman. I know what you like. Have you seen this guy's [points to Chris] tongue? You think he has a clue? Let's pick up some take-out and some massage oil and get with it already."

Gr8testHitSlave: "Well, we're out of time today folks - but let this serve as a lesson to all us guys. If you want win the Dating Game - don't play with a lesbian. G'night all"

[da da dun da da, dun dun da da]

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000NCV

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have flab

Sorry, but you'll have to retire this act. My poll blew this old chestnut apart.

our intelligence on your looks:


was worse than what bush had about Iraq.

[dtb]

Originally posted by tmdiva
I call foul. Unless I'm missing something and Probst is not American in his early 40s, who would in all likelihood be circumcised (it's the Amazing Race host who's not American, right?).

tm

Wait - are you saying most American men in their early 40's are not circumcised? I knew there was something odd about that guy - I guess that was it.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mr. Man


It has been titled "the largest Halloween street party in the world."

I can't believe it's bigger than the one in the Castro.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

eta: I'm no Jeff Probst or anything.

thank god

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I can't believe it's bigger than the one in the Castro.

How big is the biggest you seen in the Castro?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Sorry, but you'll have to retire this act. My poll blew this old chestnut apart.

our intelligence on your looks:


was worse than what bush had about Iraq.

Kirstie circa Cheers had flab, or fat rolls, or was zaftig . . . at least as much, if not more, as the Bond girl in the pic below who was discussed not so long ago . . .

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Who's going to hate poor minorities on the internet until you're back online full time?

Never mind, I forgot that we still have Penske.

I merely feel unsympathetic towards poor minorities. It's only you that I hate.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

Proof positive that all coke is diet coke.

Or, in the alternative

Better living through chemistry.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I can't believe it's bigger than the one in the Castro.

If last year is any indication, it is frankly pretty sucky. If it can't live up to the Dallas gay halloween street festival, I'm not sure where they get off saying biggest in the world. Streets are not particularly crowded (because of the no drinking thing) and the bars are all packed.

Question for Mr Man: why were we able to drink at that Italian festival down the street* but unable to drink at the halloween thing? Both had underage people there.


*There is nothing better than having something called a "cheese festival" crammed with all sorts of yummy Italian food within walking distance on a fall Saturday afternoon.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
How big is the biggest you seen in the Castro?

Enormous.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive


Question for Mr Man: why were we able to drink at that Italian festival down the street* but unable to drink at the halloween thing? Both had underage people there.

[whisper] Santa Monica Mafia.[/whisper]

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Enormous.

I cannot believe you would wear pearls after labor day, or is that you in the leopard print?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I cannot believe you would wear pearls after labor day, or is that you in the leopard print?

Oh, by the way, which one's Wonk?