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12-09-2005, 05:24 PM
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#1336
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Odd
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Go for it.
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This was written a half hour ago. Sebastian can sever the jugular with even an off-the-cuff remark. The fact that he is spending this much time crafting the total burn does not bode well for ltl/fb. If I were her, I would have already anticipatorily retired from the FB forever.
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12-09-2005, 05:25 PM
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#1337
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Odd
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This was written a half hour ago. Sebastian can sever the jugular with even an off-the-cuff remark. The fact that he is spending this much time crafting the total burn does not bode well for ltl/fb. If I were her, I would have already anticipatorily retired from the FB forever.
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I miss PLF. <sniff> |
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12-09-2005, 05:29 PM
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#1338
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Odd
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Was that the penis whoopie cushion post? If so, then I agree. It was some of his best work, if not his best work.
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"Coltrane's Oeuvre" would be a good name for a band. |
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12-09-2005, 05:34 PM
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#1339
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Odd
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Originally posted by Not Bob
"Coltrane's Oeuvre" would be a good name for a band.
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The kids couldn't pronounce the second part. It would just be "Coultrane' Ovmrmgmrmf." That said, they can open for the Blowjob Camels any time. Not Attican Bedshitter, though. No way could Coultrane's Oeuvre stand up to sort of Butthole Surfers-meet-the Residents-at-a-Sun Ra-show mindfuck that is Attican Bedshitter.
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12-09-2005, 05:40 PM
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#1340
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Odd
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
The kids couldn't pronounce the second part. It would just be "Coultrane' Ovmrmgmrmf."
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Good point. Their audience would be limited to the pretentious art-rock crowd.
Sigh. Back to the drawing board. |
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12-09-2005, 05:42 PM
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#1341
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Odd
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Not Attican Bedshitter, though. No way could Coultrane's Oeuvre stand up to sort of Butthole Surfers-meet-the Residents-at-a-Sun Ra-show mindfuck that is Attican Bedshitter.
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Nice! I always pictured Attican Bedshitter as more of a The Stooges shooting up with the Miles Davis Quintet while getting blow jobs from Bananarama kind of mind fuck, but your concept works well too.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-09-2005, 05:43 PM
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#1342
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Odd
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah! Do it! Go for the TOTAL BURN!
This is gonna be so fucking awesome.
ltl/fb, please know that we understand in advance that you will be so completely emotionally devestated from the total burn that you will probably need to immediately retire from the FB forever. No need to try to pull it together long enough to make some attempt at a farewell speech.
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it mey bea doutfull weather she wood bea devestated from the totel bern. |
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12-09-2005, 05:43 PM
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#1343
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Odd
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Was that the penis whoopie cushion post? If so, then I agree. It was some of his best work, if not his best work.
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What a wonderful flame-free Friday!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-09-2005, 05:51 PM
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#1344
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Odd
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
it mey bea doutfull weather she wood bea devestated from the totel bern.
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You forgot to split an infinitive. Good job! |
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12-09-2005, 05:53 PM
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#1345
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
Posts: 1,344
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Head Motions
I kind of picture Thurgreed doing that little chin-point/reverse nod thing with the "Go 'head" phrase.
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12-09-2005, 05:56 PM
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#1346
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Odd
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You forgot to split an infinitive. Good job!
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I wouldn't normally be stupid enough to start it up with the PLFster, as that usually ends back for the attacker, but I had just power-slammed two diet cokes so I was amped up. |
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12-09-2005, 05:57 PM
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#1347
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Odd
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
I wouldn't normally be stupid enough to start it up with the PLFster, as that usually ends back for the attacker, but I had just power-slammed two diet cokes so I was amped up.
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Druggie fuck.
Maybe some mmmmmmangria would smooth things out. |
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12-09-2005, 05:58 PM
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#1348
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Odd
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You forgot to split an infinitive. Good job!
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I thought you had retired. I was already missing you.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-09-2005, 06:02 PM
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#1349
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Odd
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I thought you had retired. I was already missing you.
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You should have sent some nice PMs encouraging my fear of the 10k when you had the chance. But no. You and the rest of the silent majority let the vocal "get over it and post" minority carry the day.
That should teach you . . . something. |
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12-09-2005, 06:19 PM
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#1350
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Festive Holiday Gift Recap
Assuming one's secretary/assistant/whatever-the-accepted-jargon-of-the-moment-is gave notice and will be leaving the firm prior to Christmas, one would be totally off-the-hook with respect to the customary holiday gift purchase, no?
Mental note: Be really mean to my assistant/secretary every October (allows prep time for interviews, offers and acceptance of alternative job).
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