Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
This story basically is going no where. Not sure why I shared.

It shows you are the kind of woman who wears ankle bracelets, or might wear them, and that is sexy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
He and his ex-wife used to swing and wanted Mr. Kiss and me to but we didn't with them.

So you do swing, just not with them?

[Beelzebubba]

Christmas time. Sorority came by the fraternity house to sing carols. We got up on the roof and sprayed them with water and beer, threw empty beer cans (why waste full ones?), shouted obscenities, were drunk and disorderly, etc. Next day, felt bad, guilty, hung over. Sent donuts to sorority house expressing our sincere regrets, blah, blah, blah (you know where this is going). Sorority called and said all is forgiven. Sent sorority pictures of our dicks sticking through the donut holes. A good time was had by all. Yes, those were the days.

I know some of you are calling bullshit. All I can say that I was involved and its not just a campus myth. Anymore details would be outable.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
During my time in a fraternity couitus was interrupted with such regularity it was too mundane to be considered a prank. Swarms of interruptors would let themselves in through windows, through doors with a pass key, or through the accoustic ceiling tiles from a neighboring room. To compensate I learned to ejaculate quickly ("premature" is a little judgmental and female-centric).

My undergraduate institution did not have Whiffenpoofs. Had there been, they may not have been killed, but rest assured they would have gotten beat up a lot.

I once watched a freak from my fraternity have sex with this really strange girl through a hole in the drop ceiling in his room. He asked her to slap his ass while they had sex and during foreplay kept saying "Do you want THE sex?" During this whole time he had Neil Young's "Rocking in the Free World" on repeat and would sing along with various lines from time to time. I could never look at that guy with a straight face again. Thank God we later threw him out later.

I've been interrupted a few times, but nothing fancy.

Unfortunately, I've caught two dudes TCBing. You just can't look your freind in the face the same after you've seen him drunk as hell, wincing to focus on a porn with a bottle of lubriderm at his feet. Saying, "Dude... lock the fuckin door if you're doing that" never seems sufficient.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield He asked her to slap his ass while they had sex and during foreplay kept saying "Do you want THE sex?"

Atticus?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Beelzebubba
Christmas time. Sorority came by the fraternity house to sing carols. We got up on the roof and sprayed them with water and beer, threw empty beer cans (why waste full ones?), shouted obscenities, were drunk and disorderly, etc. Next day, felt bad, guilty, hung over. Sent donuts to sorority house expressing our sincere regrets, blah, blah, blah (you know where this is going). Sorority called and said all is forgiven. Sent sorority pictures of our dicks sticking through the donut holes. A good time was had by all. Yes, those were the days.

I know some of you are calling bullshit. All I can say that I was involved and its not just a campus myth. Anymore details would be outable.

My apologies on your dick size.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Yeah, and he'll be riding the "Mel Gibson can make a movie about Jesus that makes a ton of money!" pony all the way to . . . um . . . anyone know any other really good stories about Jesus? Not you, Fugee.

Where do you go after you make a once-in-a-lifetime movie? It's not like he can be the frickin' James Cameron of Jesus movies.

You've got to be kidding. Even excluding the Old Testament (which I'm not sure Gibson would consider as distasteful as all those who want to pin him as an anti-semite would like to believe - think of it this way: even radical devout Moslems think Moses was a good guy), there are lots of stories: Jesus, the Birth. The Next to Last Tempation of Christ. Jesus, The Missing Years.* Jesus the Return (you know, not the second coming, but when he keeps popping up just after he dies**). Then there's the life of Saul/Paul, an adventure flick with a redeeming (literally) end. Finally, there's the Cameron movie of the Bible: Revelations. It's the story that up to this point could not be told, but can now be unlocked through the power of computer animation. I can't wait to see the Beast.



*I throw this in for any John Prine fans. I caught this song this weekend. It would make a nice movie. The maker would get lynched, but it'd be a fun film.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
As a senior in college, several of my sorority sisters and I made a sport of catching each other in the act.

We'd fling open the door, scream "We caught you!", and then run laughing down the hall.

Of course, pay back was inevitable. I was glad my boyfriend lived in a house of his own.

ETA: That after some reflection, I recall that we screamed "We're even!" and not "We caught you!". This, however, does not make this story any less dorky.

Guys did the same thing, except they jumped out of the closet, yelled "rodeo" and stayed for the finale.

[NW Native]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Nut Job asks me whether I want my ankle bracelet back because she has it in her purse.

Check if you still have your spare house keys.
Many years ago a friend of spouse shows up at our house with new girlfriend. We sit around and chat, then go into hottub, then friend and his girlfriend leave.
Turns out that she was a hooker he picked up on the way to our house and she robbed us (cash, house key, and other stuff) while she was 'changing' to go into hot tub.
Needless to say (so I'll say it anyway) we made friend pay to change the locks on the house and he was never invited over again (that was the penalty for not telling us he'd let someone loose in our house he'd known for 5 minutes).

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Guys did the same thing, except they jumped out of the closet, yelled "rodeo" and stayed for the finale.

This raises an interesting legal question. Assuming the sex started off as consensual, can we presume that it, at the point the other guys jumped out of the closet, became non-consensual, and therefore rape?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This raises an interesting legal question. Assuming the sex started off as consensual, can we presume that it, at the point the other guys jumped out of the closet, became non-consensual, and therefore rape?

If it was planned from the start and the guy knew there were people in the closet, listening and watching the whole time, but she didn't, what exactly did she consent to in the first place?

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Guys did the same thing, except they jumped out of the closet, yelled "rodeo" and stayed for the finale.

Has the rodeo ever REALLY occured? Its just such a fast way to get your ass thrown out of school in these times...

I can verify that "Playing Through" (threesome walks naked into room where couple is having sex with puteers and puts golf balls across floor) took place on my campus regularly, but I've never heard of a Rodeo taking place.

I think the strangest encounter I ever heard of was a guy who was sleeping with a girl leaving the room because he was sick and his drunk roomate walking into the room and having sex with the girl, who happened to be in the roomate's bed. Apparantly, the girl was so fucked up she either figured it was the first guy returing or just didn't give a shit.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If it was planned from the start and the guy knew there were people in the closet, listening and watching the whole time, but she didn't, what exactly did she consent to in the first place?

Great. I've come full circle to first-year crim law.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This raises an interesting legal question. Assuming the sex started off as consensual, can we presume that it, at the point the other guys jumped out of the closet, became non-consensual, and therefore rape?

Now I'm glad I was kidding. Although we did have the girls next door to us convinced that one of our housemates performed the rodeo quite frequently. He obviously had never done it and probably had never even heard of it. Plus, he was the nicest guy in the world. The looks he got. All of a sudden none of them would walk to class with him anymore. The "joke" went on for 6 months. Yeah, we're dicks.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This raises an interesting legal question. Assuming the sex started off as consensual, can we presume that it, at the point the other guys jumped out of the closet, became non-consensual, and therefore rape?

That's why I always insisted on a signed release.