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11-04-2005, 11:29 AM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Ha.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
DENVER, Colorado (AP) -- Home Depot was sued by a shopper from a Kentucky store who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue.
Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding.
"They left me there, going through all that stress," Dougherty told The Daily Camera, of Boulder. "They just let me rot."
The lawsuit, filed Friday, said Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck at the store in Louisville, Colorado, on the day before Halloween 2003.
A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk by radio, but the head clerk "believed it to be a hoax," the lawsuit said.
The lawsuit said store officials called for an ambulance after about 15 minutes.
Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and Dougherty, "frightened and humiliated," passed out as they wheeled him out of the store, court papers said. The toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.
"This is not Home Depot's fault," Dougherty said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."
Maybe he'll get a couple thousand for the nuisance suit, but it is funny. That'll teach him for not using the ass gaskets.
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I wonder if he ever got to wipe. Not a very satisfying dump. No offence.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-04-2005, 12:33 PM
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#1352
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Ha.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I wonder if he ever got to wipe. Not a very satisfying dump. No offence.
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He was recovering from bypass surgery. Maybe you can race him for the $$$$ once he collects?
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-04-2005 at 12:50 PM..
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11-04-2005, 02:10 PM
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#1353
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Ha.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He was recovering from bypass surgery. Maybe you can race him for the $$$$ once he collects?
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Your "son" called me and asked if I could act as a stand by free throw shooter, as needed. I am perfecting those madd skillz right now so any races will have to wait.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-08-2005, 10:22 PM
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
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Anyone know if the Federal Courts are closed Friday or Monday for Veterans day?
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11-08-2005, 11:52 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
Anyone know if the Federal Courts are closed Friday or Monday for Veterans day?
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yes. is monday a holiday too? |
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11-08-2005, 11:57 PM
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
yes. is monday a holiday too?
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Yes - meaning the Federal courts are closed Friday? |
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11-11-2005, 10:15 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
Yes - meaning the Federal courts are closed Friday?
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did this ever get resolved?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-11-2005, 10:19 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
did this ever get resolved?
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Boot that. Spank! bigger question. you directing a heat seeking missile at Serbian territory tonight? iykwimaittyd.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-11-2005 at 10:22 PM..
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11-12-2005, 02:22 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Boot that. Spank! bigger question. you directing a heat seeking missile at Serbian territory tonight? iykwimaittyd.
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If this were IRL, the high five you'd be seeking for that would be left hanging. |
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11-12-2005, 11:27 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If this were IRL, the high five you'd be seeking for that would be left hanging.
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Ummm, IRL a guy like you wouldn't be admitted to the places where guys like Spanky and I hang out.
No offense.
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11-21-2005, 03:17 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Spyware is the new Tobacco (spree: Texas suing Sony BMG for fucking with people's computers when they ripped the Foo Fighters)
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-05-2005, 02:47 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-05-2005, 06:24 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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BTW, Kathleen Sullivan, Dean of Stanford Law School and leading candidate for a Supreme Court seat under a Democratic president, failed the California Bar last week (well, in July, but you know). See the front page of the wall street journal.
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12-05-2005, 06:45 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
BTW, Kathleen Sullivan, Dean of Stanford Law School and leading candidate for a Supreme Court seat under a Democratic president, failed the California Bar last week (well, in July, but you know). See the front page of the wall street journal.
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Though I feel kinda bad for her, that is really funny. She's an academic. Probably froze up on the "practical" section of the exam.
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12-05-2005, 11:05 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
BTW, Kathleen Sullivan, Dean of Stanford Law School and leading candidate for a Supreme Court seat under a Democratic president, failed the California Bar last week (well, in July, but you know). See the front page of the wall street journal.
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Confidential to the SJC: ignorance of California law might be considered a plus amongst your constituencies, FWIW. |
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