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03-01-2005, 02:43 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
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What do you put on the top of this cake?
So, the lunchbox collector is leaving in two weeks to climb Mt Everest and i'm throwing him a party. Any good ideas on what write on top of the cake other than "I hope you don't fall in a crevasse"? Thus far I'm planning on "Summit or Bust--Best Wishes [Mr. Lunchbox collector]" but that's pretty lame...any clever ideas?
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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03-01-2005, 02:44 PM
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#1352
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What do you put on the top of this cake?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, the lunchbox collector is leaving in two weeks to climb Mt Everest and i'm throwing him a party. Any good ideas on what write on top of the cake other than "I hope you don't fall in a crevasse"? Thus far I'm planning on "Summit or Bust--Best Wishes [Mr. Lunchbox collector]" but that's pretty lame...any clever ideas?
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Get a cake in the shape of an Everest-esque mountain, and don't write anything on it.
Mmmmm, cake. Now I'm hungry.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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03-01-2005, 02:46 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Scrambled eggs
I've got the classic round. It works perfectly; I'm very pleased with it. One of the better wedding presents. By the way I've also got an ass-load of WS credit, perhaps we could make a deal?
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03-01-2005, 02:47 PM
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Moderator
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What do you put on the top of this cake?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, the lunchbox collector is leaving in two weeks to climb Mt Everest and i'm throwing him a party. Any good ideas on what write on top of the cake other than "I hope you don't fall in a crevasse"? Thus far I'm planning on "Summit or Bust--Best Wishes [Mr. Lunchbox collector]" but that's pretty lame...any clever ideas?
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How about "I mount Everest every night. Come back soon! All my love, Sunny." |
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03-01-2005, 02:47 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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What do you put on the top of this cake?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, the lunchbox collector is leaving in two weeks to climb Mt Everest and i'm throwing him a party. Any good ideas on what write on top of the cake other than "I hope you don't fall in a crevasse"? Thus far I'm planning on "Summit or Bust--Best Wishes [Mr. Lunchbox collector]" but that's pretty lame...any clever ideas?
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No clever ideas, but apropos of that, I offer this interesting geological fact (and how often do I get to say that?): The top of Mt. Everest is marine limestone -- i.e., it was formed under water.
Maybe you can work that into the cake somehow.
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It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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03-01-2005, 02:47 PM
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Speaking of lesbians
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I tried watching the first two episodes this year to see if I would like it. Blech, although Shane is hot.
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Welcome back from Ignore. I don't think I dislike you anymore, but maybe thats just the promise of spring. You thought Shane was hot in the first season, bc she was. Now, she is butched out. But she is banging a very hot tamale. Looks like Billy's last love interest from Melrose, who was also Nikki from Swingers. But more latina. The show is really good this season and if you tivo it, you can fast forward through the Mia Kirschner bullshit. |
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03-01-2005, 02:48 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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NB nfh-Notme
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Citation: TITLE 48 - TERRITORIES AND INSULAR POSSESSIONS
CHAPTER 8 - GUANO ISLANDS
Sec. 1411. Guano districts; claim by United States
Whenever any citizen of the United States discovers a deposit of guano on any island, rock, or key, not within the lawful jurisdiction of any other government, and not occupied by the citizens of any other government, and takes peaceable possession thereof, and occupies the same, such island, rock, or key may, at the discretion of the President, be considered as appertaining to the United States.
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Shit. I could have used this when I was arguing with Slave to let me reclaim the Juan sock.
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03-01-2005, 02:48 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
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NB nfh-Notme
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Citation: TITLE 48 - TERRITORIES AND INSULAR POSSESSIONS
CHAPTER 8 - GUANO ISLANDS
Sec. 1411. Guano districts; claim by United States
Whenever any citizen of the United States discovers a deposit of guano on any island, rock, or key, not within the lawful jurisdiction of any other government, and not occupied by the citizens of any other government, and takes peaceable possession thereof, and occupies the same, such island, rock, or key may, at the discretion of the President, be considered as appertaining to the United States.
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And thus, Berkely rejoined the Union. |
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03-01-2005, 02:48 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Scrambled eggs
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By the way I've also got an ass-load of WS credit, perhaps we could make a deal?
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Perhaps someday you'll have reason to get me a gift.
Mmm, luscious toppings. |
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03-01-2005, 02:50 PM
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Scrambled eggs
I wish I lived closer to my parents. They love to make waffles for me.
I prefer the classic waffles with the smaller indentations.
I wonder if waffles are a breakfast option for me . . .
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03-01-2005, 02:50 PM
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What do you put on the top of this cake?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, the lunchbox collector is leaving in two weeks to climb Mt Everest and i'm throwing him a party. Any good ideas on what write on top of the cake other than "I hope you don't fall in a crevasse"? Thus far I'm planning on "Summit or Bust--Best Wishes [Mr. Lunchbox collector]" but that's pretty lame...any clever ideas?
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How about "I like it when you're on top?" With a little candy flag. And a little nepalese man carrying his lunchbox.
and be sure to put little candy scattered arms and legs and ski hats around the cake. |
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03-01-2005, 02:50 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What do you put on the top of this cake?
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
No clever ideas, but apropos of that, I offer this interesting geological fact (and how often do I get to say that?): The top of Mt. Everest is marine limestone -- i.e., it was formed under water.
Maybe you can work that into the cake somehow.
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I'm going to work that little tidbit into my conversation tonight. Talk about a second date guarantee. |
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03-01-2005, 02:51 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What do you put on the top of this cake?
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
No clever ideas, but apropos of that, I offer this interesting geological fact (and how often do I get to say that?): The top of Mt. Everest is marine limestone -- i.e., it was formed under water.
Maybe you can work that into the cake somehow.
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By having the summit made from meriengue (holy fucking shit, how is that spelled?) or something.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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03-01-2005, 02:53 PM
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What do you put on the top of this cake?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
By having the summit made from meriengue (holy fucking shit, how is that spelled?) or something.
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03-01-2005, 02:55 PM
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What do you put on the top of this cake?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How about "I mount Everest every night. Come back soon! All my love, Sunny."
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This one is much better than mine:
"I Sherpa hope you have a great time!"
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