Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That recipe makes some sense to me, although I can't imagine eating Taco Bell and sushi within one 48-hour span, let alone on the same hungover day. Hell, I'm a little worried I might get sick just from mentioning both in the same sentence.

Taco Bell and suchis and shakes work in a viciious circle. You taste the sugary shake and want salt, so you eat the sushi or tuna steak. But the fish doesn't give you the heavy carbs that taste sdso good when you're heavily hung over, so you eat the burrito. I usually jump back and forth between these food items, using one to spur my hunger for the other. Thoroughly satisfying.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I haven't puked in years . . . I've heard its the very worst thing in the world for your teeth. Supposedly rots them to nubs.

So you think I should be brushing after? Interesting. I'll look into it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is difficult to do at weddings.

Tryb Stoli Vanilla or Raspberri. It tastes like its already been mixed with something. Its also only 70 proof, so you won't find yourself getting knuckled as fast as you normally might.

[Shape Shifter]

Okay, only a County Judge, but he has a good resume.

http://www.co.midland.tx.us/ccl/ccl2/Moore.asp

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
So you think I should be brushing after? Interesting. I'll look into it.

don't; you're an exception. Remember, the more you brush your teeth, the less you'll be cultivating this Brit image you're going for.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Okay, only a County Judge, but he has a good resume.

http://www.co.midland.tx.us/ccl/ccl2/Moore.asp

I'm sure that the snake feels otherwise.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

cheese and onion egg white omellette

You're not kidding. Nothing I crave more when I'm hung over. But I like the yolks as well.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Taco Bell and suchis and shakes work in a viciious circle. You taste the sugary shake and want salt, so you eat the sushi or tuna steak. But the fish doesn't give you the heavy carbs that taste sdso good when you're heavily hung over, so you eat the burrito. I usually jump back and forth between these food items, using one to spur my hunger for the other. Thoroughly satisfying.

If I eat anything while I'm hungover, it's coming right back up.

Once, even in the shower. It sucks to be in the shower and have to yak - there's the decision making process involved - well, I'm in the shower so it'll come right off, but still, I'm yakking on myself. Only thing worse is yakking the Pepto Bismol. Nothing like pink in the shower.

If I ate that burrito sushi monstrosity of yours, there'd be puke everywhere. So Coltrane, if you want to puke - you should try that.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Taco Bell and suchis and shakes work in a viciious circle. You taste the sugary shake and want salt, so you eat the sushi or tuna steak. But the fish doesn't give you the heavy carbs that taste sdso good when you're heavily hung over, so you eat the burrito. I usually jump back and forth between these food items, using one to spur my hunger for the other. Thoroughly satisfying.

Oh god. Reading this makes me feel hungover. Really bad. Which is understandable since I spent the weekend on Bourbon Street.

The only sure-fire hangover cure I know is an Egg McMuffin and a regular coke. Followed by a quick puke and tooth-brushing.

Ack.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
If I eat anything while I'm hungover, it's coming right back up.

Once, even in the shower. It sucks to be in the shower and have to yak - there's the decision making process involved - well, I'm in the shower so it'll come right off, but still, I'm yakking on myself. Only thing worse is yakking the Pepto Bismol. Nothing like pink in the shower.

If I ate that burrito sushi monstrosity of yours, there'd be puke everywhere. So Coltrane, if you want to puke - you should try that.

Most people know how awful it is to puke, have food poisoning, etcetera; however, it is kind of you to want to educate poor Coltrane, who may never know the joy of the experience. May I request you do it either euphemistically, or by PM? Thanks. I'm feeling a bit oogy.

[NotFromHere]

Enough talk of puke.

Word in Palm Springs is that Brad Pitt and Angelina spent Easter weekend cuddling by a pool at a hotel that I was not invited to stay at. Sources say they checked in as Mr. and Mrs. Pilaf.

Independent sources state that there are pictures of them in the Enquirer this week.

In other news, there are 1500 cheerleaders from 7 states in Palm Springs today. That is all.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Most people know how awful it is to puke, have food poisoning, etcetera; however, it is kind of you to want to educate poor Coltrane, who may never know the joy of the experience. May I request you do it either euphemistically, or by PM? Thanks. I'm feeling a bit oogy.

My bad. I just don't know how anyone eats on a hangover. That's just not right.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Most people know how awful it is to puke, have food poisoning, etcetera; however, it is kind of you to want to educate poor Coltrane, who may never know the joy of the experience. May I request you do it either euphemistically, or by PM? Thanks. I'm feeling a bit oogy.

One thing about her post- no guy would expect a woman to post something like that- so (follow along) it's more proof that nfh is actually a woman, because a guy pretending to be a women would have thought that post would not be the sort a woman would do, so he wouldn't have posted it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've heard [puking's] the very worst thing in the world for your teeth. Supposedly rots them to nubs.

I think this is more a problem for the bulimic, who do it a few times daily, than for people who do it a couple times a month.

Isn't mustard in milk supposed to make you puke? Since Coltrane seems to have problems with puking? I woul think the finger down the throat while feeling nauseated would work, but I don't have any huge problem with vomiting (though, I can't do it on command or anything).

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
One thing about her post- no guy would expect a woman to post something like that- so (follow along) it's more proof that nfh is actually a woman, because a guy pretending to be a women would have thought that post would not be the sort a woman would do, so he wouldn't have posted it.

Your intellect is truly dizzying.