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robustpuppy · 07-15-2005, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
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must you rub in (sts) that you are so hot as to be intimidating?

If it makes you feel any better, I was a complete dork in high school, but the real reason boys didn't talk to me, Mommy said, was that they were intimidated by my intelligence.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-15-2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sooooo lonely.

I know! For me, I thought it was the intimidatingly short hair, the surly look, the constant flashing of the mensa membership card, or the boxing gloves sticking out of my bag, but thanks to TM, I know now that it's because I'm so hot!!! Almost makes the loneliness bearable. That, and several heavy-duty vibrators.

ltl/fb · 07-15-2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If it makes you feel any better, I was a complete dork in high school.

Yeah, like we in the ranks of the nonhot were hottie cheerleaders?

I do not feel better.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-15-2005, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wait. So you're tweezergirl?

only the cameraphone knows for sure.

robustpuppy · 07-15-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yeah, like we in the ranks of the nonhot were hottie cheerleaders?

I do not feel better.

I'm sorry. Sometimes I find it hard to relate to other women, because all my life, other girls have been inexplicably catty and jealous.

ltl/fb · 07-15-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm sorry. Sometimes I find it hard to relate to other women, because all my life, other girls have been inexplicably catty and jealous.

Oh, honey. I'm so sad for you. What a hard life you have had.

I feel like I have a window into your soul now. And that we have reached a new level of intimacy.

07-15-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I feel like I have a window into your soul now. And that we have reached a new level of intimacy.

Just be sure to wipe down the board after you're done with your little session. No one likes a sticky FB.

robustpuppy · 07-15-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Just be sure to wipe down the board after you're done with your little session. No one likes a sticky FB.

Whoa, have I been under a misimpression.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-15-2005, 01:38 PM

"Michelle Wie's quest for an invitation to next year's Masters ended Friday with a 5-and-4 loss in the quarterfinals of the U.S. Amateur Public Links." ESPN

Too bad. She's a phenom. I don't think she'd do very well at the Masters, which is long with slick greens, but I would have liked to watch her tackle it.

I don't get this attitude out there that she shouldn't be playing in men's events because they are for men. The PGA isn't for men. The LPGA is for women, but the PGA is for the best golfers in the world. If you can qualify for any of the events, you belong. Period.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-15-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You don't consider me a friend?

You met your SO in a bar?

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-15-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Go back and read TM's point about how it means we are just not that hot. If we were actually hot, men would be intimidated and avoid us.

Not true. Hot women get yelled at, but they don't get approached. Any jackass can say, "Can I get some fries with that shake?" But it takes balls to actually approach a hot woman to try to get some play.

TM

Penske_Account · 07-15-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You met your SO in a bar?

I did. And I bet a sizeable number of the posters here have been to the bar and the rest have seen it in a movie.

07-15-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Whoa, have I been under a misimpression.

You thought someone else would be responsible for cleaning up after Fringey reaches "a new level of intimacy" with you? What do you think this is, a hotel?

Alex_de_Large · 07-15-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I did. And I bet a sizeable number of the posters here have been to the bar and the rest have seen it in a movie.

I don't think that many people actually saw "From Dusk 'Til Dawn", Penske.

robustpuppy · 07-15-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You met your SO in a bar?

Yes.

In fact, it was one of those bars where they put a case of The Beast on the bar and let you sit there till it's done. Just an FYI, the pregnancy has taken a small toll on my looks -- those hormones can make one's skin a bit blotchy.

(Spree: SFW Hot Mama rapsheet on Smoking Gun)