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ltl/fb · 08-17-2005, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Fringey?

Wasted effort at sucking up to me. You are going to have to go at least a week without being a total asshole troll you-know-where for sucking up to have any effect. I need to forget about your assholosity and trollishness.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 08-17-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
On one episode she wrapped melon balls in prosciutto and I was totally transfixed.

How did she drag that dish out to fill half an hour? What's next, making tea (with lemon)?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-17-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That picture doesn't look exactly like her, but who else could it be.

And Coltrane, I never perceived those flaws in her, but if it is this Giada lady, I see what you're saying.

I actually think it's the camera angle on her show. You are more than welcome to invite her into the foursome and fight her nipples with yours. With honey.

Penske_Account · 08-17-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had a bet it was a Penske sock. My suspicions were raised by the manly manliness of the masculine name (you might have need to compensate) and your avowed (albeit former?) crush on the pretty lady (she's my baby, and she makes me feel good, she's so fine!).

did you pay up on that bet? If you want to get all semantic on them, I was a Mr. man sock. The french version.

Penske_Account · 08-17-2005, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wasted effort at sucking up to me. You are going to have to go at least a week without being a total asshole troll you-know-where for sucking up to have any effect. I need to forget about your assholosity and trollishness.

You are better than this Hank, notwithstanding the 200000th post thing.

Jack Manfred · 08-17-2005, 05:44 PM

I like Giada, but she, like Penelope Cruz, has an angles thing going on.

Link to three angles of Penelope.

Giada is totally out of Nigella's league, though.

robustpuppy · 08-17-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
How did she drag that dish out to fill half an hour?

It was only one part of the meal, so I was transfixed by that part of the program for about five minutes. I lingered over the fantasy in which she covered Coltrane's naked body with melon balls wrapped in prosciutto and she, dtb, gwnc, and I took turns eating them off him for another 25.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-17-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's got a cute face, but I would have to gag her. Oy, that VOICE!

It's not Nigella either. Nigella is very sexy, but not exactly my cup of same-sex tea. And I'm also not referring to the Barefoot Contessa or the still-living Fat Lady. (Which one died, btw? the one who rode in the side car, or the one who drove?)

This woman is late 20s/early 30s, light brown long hair, petite but curvy, olive skin, green eyes. On one episode she wrapped melon balls in prosciutto and I was totally transfixed.

oh oh oh!!! I saw that episode too. Everyday Italian or something like that. She is definitely cute.

ltl/fb · 08-17-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
How did she drag that dish out to fill half an hour? What's next, making tea (with lemon)?

She makes a whole entire dinner, silly. That was just one part.

If she had done it for a whole hour, rp would be a big puddle on her couch. Or, would have been. But the couch wouldn't have been stained, apparently, so that's a plus.

dtb · 08-17-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's got a cute face, but I would have to gag her. Oy, that VOICE!

It's not Nigella either. Nigella is very sexy, but not exactly my cup of same-sex tea. And I'm also not referring to the Barefoot Contessa or the still-living Fat Lady. (Which one died, btw? the one who rode in the side car, or the one who drove?)

This woman is late 20s/early 30s, light brown long hair, petite but curvy, olive skin, green eyes. On one episode she wrapped melon balls in prosciutto and I was totally transfixed.

I'm sorry -- I can't choose a TV girlfriend; however, if movie stars are eligible, we all know who she is:

baltassoc · 08-17-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It was only one part of the meal, so I was transfixed by that part of the program for about five minutes. I lingered over the fantasy in which she covered Coltrane's naked body with melon balls wrapped in prosciutto and she, dtb, gwnc, and I took turns eating them off him for another 25.

How'd she keep them from rolling off? Toothpicks?

notcasesensitive · 08-17-2005, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had a bet it was a Penske sock. My suspicions were raised by the manly manliness of the masculine name (you might have need to compensate) and your avowed (albeit former?) crush on the pretty lady (she's my baby, and she makes me feel good, she's so fine!).

I didn't get the uber-masculine moniker either when he came up with it. And I don't think he has anything to compensate for (other than, perhaps, too good of a credit rating for my tastes), but he said that his usual moniker on the other boards he posts to (music gear boards, he tells me, though I've never visited) is "Mr [real first name]" and the Mr Man thing was because people are such anonymity freaks here.

I think I just violated my internet dating rule number 3. sorry, balt. If you want, I'll send him an e-mail and require him to come here and explain for himself.

Hank Chinaski · 08-17-2005, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No, but I think I finished Billy Budd. Or maybe I saw the movie.

that's the movie with One Tin Soldier and all the karate fighting, right?

bold_n_brazen · 08-17-2005, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This gets tricky. One point of view is that Mr Man is not my internet boyfriend because we did not meet over the internet. One is that he is my internet boyfriend because after I introduced him to this place, he took on an internet persona here. The third point of view is that he is actually an ncs sock that I created because I am so afraid of being alone that I pretend to have a boyfriend on the internet.

I believe the first option is correct, but reasonable minds may quibble. As you two met over the internet, I don't think option 1 is open to you. Thusly, RT is both your real life (if y'all are to be believed) and internet girlfriend.

If I knew latin, I'd throw some appropriate phrase in right here.

I assume parri passu is not appropriate. Damn.

I disagree. Meeting on the internet is irrelevant.

When you have an internet boyfriend, he is your boyfriend only on the internet. Kind of like how Hank is 6'11" on the internet.

Once your internet boyfriend and you meet in real life and become actual boyfriend and girlfriend, he becomes your real life boyfriend. Now, he may still be your internet boyfriend, if there's a community of people who still think of you that way.

So, by way of example, balt is RT's real-life boyfriend. He is not, nor was he ever, her internet boyfriend, because none of us knew he was her boyfriend until he really was.

On the other hand, let's assume for a moment that dtb and Shifter have never really met. But they are boyfriend and girlfriend on the internet only. He is her internet boyfriend. Should they ever take their relationship into the real world, he could, ostensibly, become her real boyfriend.

Nonetheless, the use of the term "boyfriend" by women my age is absolutely ridiculous.

robustpuppy · 08-17-2005, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Giada is totally out of Nigella's league, though.

I can see this. Like I said, she's very sexy, but doesn't do it for me because she's too earthy and maternal to be same-sex sexy.

Maybe Woman doesn't want to be mothered in bed?