Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Let me get the stats on this gal and get back to you. But so far we have

-Five Towns
-Went to Tufts
-Daddy furnished apartment in Pink Leather?
-Went around bragging how she helped Daddy discover Tracy Chapman (who also went ot Tufts)

1. J.A.P.

J.A.P.
Jewish American Princess; a bitchy, spoiled, golddigging Jewish female; Raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, the worst woman to date/marry on planet earth, yet deemed the most desirable by jewish mothers, who attempt to force them down the throats of their unsuspecting sons (all for the sake of perserving "Jewish Heritage.")

A Female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).
Bane to the existence of dating men. The key to an unhappy relationship for the rest of your life. Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female.

References:
See www.jdate.com or refer to the "She put the Jew in Jewess Jeans" classic Saturday Night Live skit for examples.
"Jdate is full of J.A.P.'s."

"That girl is a total J.A.P."

"What an f_ing J.A.P.!"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=J.A.P.

"Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female."

Let's see.... check. check. check. check. check. check.

Yup. That's me.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
That is DEE-FUCKING-SGUSTING!

(What is it, anyway?)

To paraphrase the B-52's...

It's a GIANT CLAM!!!!!!!!!!!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
A couple of small Douglass county wineries: Champagne Cellars (or something like that), excellent Cab Franc; and Melrose, a big grower that has sold grapes to Panther Creek and Rex Hill, among others, nice syrah, very nice 03 Pinot.

Hmm. I have heard of Panther Creek and Rex Hill, not the other two, although I am always willing to learn.

Champagne Cellars reminds me that [hi Ty!]my favorite domestic sparkler is Oregon's own "Argyle"......the 1994 Tirage is amazing [/Hi Ty!]

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by dtb
That is DEE-FUCKING-SGUSTING!

(What is it, anyway?)

It's a geoduck, the world's largest burrowing clam, and the new mascot of Evergreen State College.

Here's another lovely shot:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Just wanted to see this again. Because it tickled me so.

Honey, I went to Syracuse. Hello?

Talking to my sister.

Bettheny was my sister's good friend', Natalie (who Koppleman gota job at SPK records) best friend. Stayed at her apartment all the time. described as "loud mouthed jap, I couldnt stand her". "jernnifer koppelm,an and bettheny are the most annoyin g people. Bettheny Frankel. I hate her, she is such a jap. As soon as she came on, I said, oh I know aht girl. then koppelman came on and I said "oh I know that guy" and she dated Brian Koppelman. Ugh". bettheny had that nineties wavy japy hair, and the ripped jeans, so jappy. Hate her". "she has her own company, makes flourless bhaked goods, imports pashminas, has done well for herself with daddy's money. She was just like that in real life, she needs to get voted off soon".

As for Keoppelman "I hate that Jennifer Koppelman. I cant even watch CHarles Koppelman. I have no respect for the way he raised his kids- she used to park her bright red Mercededs 190 E illegally on the quad everyday and just said that she will take the ticket. Had Run DMC at her sweet 16. She reminds me of how much I hated Tufts. Natalie only put up with her bc of the money thing. " Long island? Oh yeah. Ugh. " I hate them, spoiled, spoiled spoiled, I dont care how much money you have, you have to teach your kids a work ethic. I may have to stop watching the Apprentice. "


Top that bnb.

ETA- sister tried to email bettheny to get Natalie's email and it got bounched back. "too big a stah!"

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Nope. Almost gave her my business card so she could report back on the restaurant I recommended in Portland. Didn't, though.

Upping my pathetic level several notches, I searched for her first name (all I know) on the UGA web site. I think I could narrow it down to 'bout a half dozen candidates.

mcbvr had a co-hort in GA, he probably knows her.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I thought there was proximity, it was just that he ran out of the viagra, no?

Correction:

I thought there was proximity, it was just that she ran out of the rohypnol, no?

Originally posted by Not Bob
Have you tried the Algonquin? I like to stay there, and to sit in the big comfy chairs in the lobby swilling martinis while pretending that I am a New Yorker writer.

I love that place but its like 415 a night plus like 14 percent tax. trying to spend a wee bit less bc, well, I am a cheap jewess.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
1. J.A.P.

J.A.P.
Jewish American Princess; a bitchy, spoiled, golddigging Jewish female; Raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, the worst woman to date/marry on planet earth, yet deemed the most desirable by jewish mothers, who attempt to force them down the throats of their unsuspecting sons (all for the sake of perserving "Jewish Heritage.")

A Female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).
Bane to the existence of dating men. The key to an unhappy relationship for the rest of your life. Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female.

References:
See www.jdate.com or refer to the "She put the Jew in Jewess Jeans" classic Saturday Night Live skit for examples.
"Jdate is full of J.A.P.'s."

"That girl is a total J.A.P."

"What an f_ing J.A.P.!"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=J.A.P.

"Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female."

Let's see.... check. check. check. check. check. check.

Yup. That's me.

spit, no swallow?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere Huh. I thought it was a Joan Jett reference.

One person's Joan Jett lyric is another person's affair-ending advance.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
mcbvr had a co-hort in GA, he probably knows her.

None other than your former co-moderator of the infirm PacNW Board. I may need to get him on the job. But then, he's sorta a real life slut, so he'd probably try to fuck her himself.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
mcbvr had a co-hort in GA, he probably knows her.

Whatever happened to ThrashersFan?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hmm. I have heard of Panther Creek and Rex Hill, not the other two, although I am always willing to learn.

Champagne Cellars reminds me that [hi Ty!]my favorite domestic sparkler is Oregon's own "Argyle"......the 1994 Tirage is amazing [/Hi Ty!]

Argyle is very nice. Try the "Nuthouse" Pinot. Very nice. Also one of the only Oregon wineries who can do a California-style Chard well.

Panther Creek's pinots are consistently good. Check 'em out.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
None other than your former co-moderator of the infirm PacNW Board. I may need to get him on the job. But then, he's sorta a real life slut, so he'd probably try to fuck her himself.

Good old Socialist_Agenda. Those were the days..........[sigh]

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Whatever happened to ThrashersFan?

She finally gave up the anal after a few too many bud dry light ices one night. Too embarassed to show her avatar around here after that.