Meh.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Oh, by the way, which one's Wonk?

You think nfh here would be seen in public with a Hebrew? do you want her kicked out of her clubs?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Who's going to hate poor minorities on the internet until you're back online full time?

Never mind, I forgot that we still have Penske.

You're not a minority, there are plenty of slow recreational jogger types out there. Oprah, Bill Clinton, Rosie O'Donnel. You are not alone. You are probably in the majority.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I mostly encounter the candy-sellers in my car, so there doesn't seem to be as much risk.

There is a big rise lately in the number of white, Christian kids in nice clothes saying that they're going to church camp with the money they raise, but they all seem to have Eastern European accents. They're much more annoying than the traditional candy sellers (in my neighborhood, usually young latinos who recognize me and are pretty cool about everything, especially because I will buy an occasional bag of peanut M&Ms when I'm hungry for them) because they don't want to take no for an answer and stand there trying to convince you that God wants you to buy these M&Ms.

The candy sellers are better than the creepy, disgusting homeless people with various maladies, injuries and growths, but worse than the summer bottled water sellers, who actually provide a much-desired (at least by me) service.

If you were faster you could out distance the solicitors.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Oh, by the way, which one's Wonk?

Come in here, dear boy. Have a cigar.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You think nfh here would be seen in public with a Hebrew? do you want her kicked out of her clubs?

I was going to make a joke about Wonk giving her the heebie-jeebies, and then I wondered whether that term actually was some derogatory word derived from Hebe. It is not:

"It seems pretty certain that it was invented about 1923 by the American cartoonist Billy De Beck. Its first appearance was in one of his Barney Google cartoons in the New York American on 26 October 1923, though there it was spelled heeby-jeeby. Where it came from, apart from his fevered imagination, is open to question. There was a dance at about the same time, and a song in 1926, both said to have originated from Native American witch-doctor chants before human sacrifices. But the dance and the song both seem to be later than the first appearance of the phrase. Mr De Beck, by the way, is also known for other bits of now obsolescent or obsolete slang, such as hotsy-totsy and horsefeathers. But heebie-jeebies has survived to become part of the standard language."

http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-hee1.htm

I've got too much (clap, clap) time on my hands.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I heard that Penske's sperm are a little sluggish these days. That they are living in the past and all that.

Dissent. I have the zen of proceation down. I have not had a lover user birth control in a decade nor do I and on 4 occassions I mentally willed my boys on to the exalted egg and on 3 of those occassions they succeeded.

I'm batting .750. Hall of fame.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Dissent. I have the zen of proceation down. I have not had a lover user birth control in a decade nor do I and on 4 occassions I mentally willed my boys on to the exalted egg and on 3 of those occassions they succeeded.

I'm batting .750. Hall of fame.

Hmm. How many of these "occasions" have occured in the past year? I'm just sayin.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If she can get him to donate in a bakery, this might change.

TM

gotta make the glazed donuts.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Tough choice. Depends on if you want to bear a demon hell spawn or a Republican child.

So far my kids are socialist hippies, although the paternity tests are not back on any of them.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I merely feel unsympathetic towards poor minorities. It's only you that I hate.

2. Except I have some sympathy for poor people of all ethnicities and for people subject to oppression and racism. Just none for that mmmmm390875 fellow. Plus he's slow.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. How many of these "occasions" have occured in the past year? I'm just sayin.

the last time was 22 months ago. Haven't felt the need since then. Kids are expensive. Although, if the right offer came down the pike.......

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The asshole. The Apprentice character who received the BloatedSlave name from paigow was the series asshole, so I took this to be appropriate board terminology. Non?

this is WRONG. No offence. BloatedSlave was the dude that evoked rl Slave, in a good way, only bloated. No offence.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by dtb
Wait - are you saying most American men in their early 40's are not circumcised? I knew there was something odd about that guy - I guess that was it.

No, the opposite--most Americans ARE circumcised. And that monster was definitely uncut.

tm

[SlaveNoMore]

Penske_Account
this is WRONG. No offence. BloatedSlave was the dude that evoked rl Slave, in a good way, only bloated. No offence.

And not Asian.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Well, I was reading Salon and, lo and behold, there she was on the side again, "Mantrap." I don't think it would be nice to post her profile here, but she is a 36yo New Yorker, so I feel some affinity for her. Plus, her personal ad appears to be stalking me.

Also, she is apparently a "whore in the kitchen and a Madonna in the bedroom." She loves midwestern men, and can't live without Hindu cinema.

So Godspeed to you, mantrap. May you find that hunky Midwestern Adonis who loves to do it on the kitchen counter. Make us proud.