Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Adder]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I drove a 1984 GMC Jimmy until fairly recently.

Dude. We probably could have taken up a collection, you know.*


*But not from me, I am cheap bastard.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I drove a 1984 GMC Jimmy until fairly recently. Official truck of the 1984 Los Angeles Summer Olympics. Those seats did fold down nicely.

I don't know if you've heard of a little thing called Global warming but the government insisted on a plethora of pollution controls since 1984 for all of our benefit- you can blog your ass off all day about what's best for the country- BUT when you drive to work in a 1984 car you do far more harm than all your blogs could possibly correct- you are a net negative.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Ah, Diff'rent Strokes. I remember having a boyhood hard-on for what's-her-name, and even bought the Playboy she was eventually in. (Actually, I made my GF buy it for me, as I was laid up from a car accident.)

So sad, so tragic when she died. (The actress, not the GF. And sarcasm alert for those who need one.)

You mean, future porn star Dana Plato (as Kimberley)?

(r.i.p.)

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You have me confused with str8. I went to public schools until college.

Northern Secondary School in Toronto is most definitely a public school. I even tried to hang out with the non-gifted program kids, in a weak weak WEAK attempt to get laid.

(It didn't work, but in the spring of my junior year I did date a girl from a school across town (Humberside, GWNC) for a few months. Sadly she was a pseudo-mennonite, but I got to second base.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What?

OK, fine, next time you are here, I will get you a cupcake. Happy?

Sounds good, but I do have to watch my kids when I'm there. we went to Venice Beach and I turned my back for a minute and my son was sitting at a tabe with a sort of hot animitron (looked like Loni, T!!!!) taking the Scientology stress test- "You won't let him have our book- what are you afraid off?" " Ummm if he gets famous someday he'll be jumping on Oprah's couch maybe"

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Northern Secondary School in Toronto is most definitely a public school. I even tried to hang out with the non-gifted program kids, in a weak weak WEAK attempt to get laid.

(It didn't work, but in the spring of my junior year I did date a girl from a school across town (Humberside, GWNC) for a few months. Sadly she was a pseudo-mennonite, but I got to second base.

wait. Canandian things have to also be in French right? Doesn't "second base" mean anal in French?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
So, it gets better:

"After an exhaustive study of the match video, and with the help of an Italian translator, Rees claimed that Materazzi called Zidane “the son of a terrorist whore” before adding “so just fuck off” for good measure, supporting the natural assumption that the Frenchman must have been grievously insulted.

.....

When asked about the allegations on his return to Rome, Materazzi issued a vehement denial, while sources close to the player emphasised that he had not been accused of racism before, pointing to his close friendship with Obafemi Martins, the Nigeria and Inter Milan striker."

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Materazzi, taking a page from the George Costanza playbook, "I cannot be a racist - here, look at my black friend"

Shit like this is why I keep reading this board. Thank you.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Gattigap
In that case, you'd probably love this place. It's not too far from you.

• Let's be clear, they're not just pint-sized cakes. Cupcakes are something else entirely. At Sprinkles Cupcakes, with over 20 tantalizing flavors to satisfy the sweet tooth, we get it right. Baked fresh every day, our cupcakes are makde with the highest quality ingredients and you can taste it: sweer cream butter, bittersweet Cellebaut chocolate and Nielsen-Massey pure Madagascar Bourbon vanilla. Topped with our signature custom sugar designs or real chocolate sprinkles from France, our cupcakes are a sophisticated update on an old-fashioned classic.

I had some this weekend, and I've had them in the past (we had 3 dozen for Evan's bris). Red Velvet and Vanilla are the best. Carrot is also very good. Their chocolately stuff is sub-par.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. My 1988 GMC Jimmy's rear seats folded down for a nice bed in the trails behind the shopping center.

Jesus man, you're fucking creeping me out. I had an 86, then an 88. Shitty trucks, but great for that purpose.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I had some this weekend, and I've had them in the past (we had 3 dozen for Evan's bris). Red Velvet and Vanilla are the best. Carrot is also very good. Their chocolately stuff is sub-par.

I don't like red velvet, ever, or carrot. I had black and white and milk chocolate. possibly that was overkill. I will try vanilla, and maybe ginger lemon.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I drove a 1984 GMC Jimmy until fairly recently. Official truck of the 1984 Los Angeles Summer Olympics. Those seats did fold down nicely.

Full size or the S-10 midsize variety? If midsize, how many miles did you put on that thing? I killed the 86 at 80k miles (transmission fell apart and it never ran right again). The 88 kept going through 90k, but it was starting to slip when I sold it. I cracked the axle on that fucker. I'm astonished any of those things could last as long as you claim. In fact, I'm sure you're a no good goddamned liar.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't like red velvet, ever, or carrot. I had black and white and milk chocolate. possibly that was overkill. I will try vanilla, and maybe ginger lemon.

you've tried them already? Jesus.
please remember to feed the cats.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you've tried them already? Jesus.
please remember to feed the cats.

They have food.

[Adder]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They have food.

yeah, but only because you picked up cupcakes, right?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They have food.

more and more you seem like you would make a great Mom! no, not would- will!