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10-12-2007, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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This is ouuuuuur country
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have made all the right decisions. I work in a high rise and vacation in the Gulf of Mexico. My roof has a ten year guarantee and the picket fence is straight out of Leave it to Beaver. I'm Alive With Pleasure.
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Busting out the Mellencamp references? You're only making yourself feel worse. Not to mention the rest of us.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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10-12-2007, 06:23 PM
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#1352
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Do you ever wonder...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And I don't think there's an age limit on the peace corps.
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A 60-something attorney I know just joined to teach university-level English in the Ukraine.
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Boogers!
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10-12-2007, 06:28 PM
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#1353
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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This is ouuuuuur country
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Busting out the Mellencamp references? You're only making yourself feel worse. Not to mention the rest of us.
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"...And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy, and probably will be for life."
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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10-12-2007, 06:32 PM
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#1354
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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This is ouuuuuur country
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"...And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy, and probably will be for life."
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Why are you trying to depress us? WHY? What is wrong with you?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-12-2007, 06:33 PM
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#1355
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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This is ouuuuuur country
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why are you trying to depress us? WHY? What is wrong with you?
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"Hope I die before I get old."
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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10-12-2007, 06:37 PM
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#1356
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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This is ouuuuuur country
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why are you trying to depress us? WHY? What is wrong with you?
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"But Captain Jack will get ya high tonight... And take you to your special island! Ohhhh, now Captain Jack will get you by tonight... Just a little hit, and you'll be smilin'..."
Jesus, I'm lucky I don't own guns.
I might drive to Montauk and kill Billy Joel.
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10-12-2007, 06:41 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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This is ouuuuuur country
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
"Hope I die before I get old."
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Baby Einstein is pretty interesting. The caterpillar is trippy.
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10-12-2007, 06:43 PM
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#1358
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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This is ouuuuuur country
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Baby Einstein is pretty interesting. The caterpillar is trippy.
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Meeting on the Other Side was playing on E Street Radio this morning while I was on my way to work.
Damn, that's a good song.
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10-12-2007, 06:44 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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This is ouuuuuur country
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"But Captain Jack will get ya high tonight... And take you to your special island! Ohhhh, now Captain Jack will get you by tonight... Just a little hit, and you'll be smilin'..."
Jesus, I'm lucky I don't own guns.
I might drive to Montauk and kill Billy Joel.
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I think this is the first time the many-hard-returns joke method has worked. Well done. And just the right number of returns.
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10-12-2007, 06:45 PM
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#1360
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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This is ouuuuuur country
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
"Hope I die before I get old."
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That does not at all depress me. Was it meant to perk me up, or depress me?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-12-2007, 06:47 PM
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#1361
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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This is ouuuuuur country
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That does not at all depress me. Was it meant to perk me up, or depress me?
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If you wait a couple of hours, Wonk will chime in with A-HA! (The exclamation, not the 80's band.)
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10-12-2007, 06:50 PM
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#1362
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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This is ouuuuuur country
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If you wait a couple of hours, Wonk will chime in with A-HA! (The exclamation, not the 80's band.)
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Hah. OK, I actually didn't mean it that way and didn't even mean to be ambiguous. I meant that I don't find the sentiment (in general, or as applied to me, not as applied to other people or you in particular) depressing. Or something to that effect.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-12-2007, 07:28 PM
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#1363
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Time to go home now, I think.
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10-12-2007, 07:33 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Time to go home now, I think.
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Originally posted by ironweed
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Hmmm. The first one someone posted waqs going only counterclockwise for me. This one goes only clockwise until I stare at her foot shadow and then she goes counterclockwise for a bit and then switches back to clockwise.
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10-12-2007, 07:48 PM
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#1365
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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CHEESE!
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
out of it all I miss the biz cards. no more starbucks drawings for me.
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You know what would be a good business idea? A web site where for $2.99 a person could order 250 free business cards that say anything he or she wants.
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