Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[fufu]

Originally posted by Watchtower
If you're looking for information on my religion, I am a Jehovah's Witness, not a Morman, and used the moniker "Watchtower" because it is the name of a publication that is sitting in my office. And if someone could send me the contact information for that place that shaves muffs, I'd appreciate it.

Thank you for a blinding glimpse of the obvious.

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I'm actually more upset that Pat is slacking on the job...

A hurricane just came ashore today and he didn't divert it with the power of his mind and with prayer like he said he did before during his Presidential run. Nice going, Pat. Dick.

it wasn't heading towards virginia beach.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Or that God carries a little purse like that teletubby.

It's a MAGIC BAG, goddamnit.

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Or that God carries a little purse like that teletubby.

you're assuming that God is actually a man.

of course, if God is actually a woman, that fact would probably also freak pat robertson out

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
you're assuming that God is actually a man.

of course, if God is actually a woman, that fact would probably also freak pat robertson out

I went for the cheap joke, and ended up sexist. I was going to say "God is bisexual" but oh no, crap, now I'm sexist. That'll teach me to be cute.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
you're assuming that God is actually a man.

of course, if God is actually a woman, that fact would probably also freak pat robertson out

A gay man who informs him upon arrival that yes, there was an Adam and a Steve would probably do it.

[idle acts]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Or that God carries a little purse like that teletubby.

Never understood why Pat went after the gay thing with the teletubbies. I mean really, aren't they just fantasy fodder for plushies? NTTAWWT

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Duh, that just means that America doesn't have enough true Christians praying hard enough, and that until they can convert everyone to their way of thinking, Robertson's followers are being punished by God by having the 'sodomy is OK' ruling out there. As soon as they pray (prey?) hard enough, God will get someone righteouser on the Court and all will be well again.

no. It means that the true believers need to send that much more cash to make sure Pat can make this work, and if it doesn't happen quickly, more money next month. he can't do this alone.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are clearly wishing bad things on a person solely because of his religion. And implying that people with those beliefs are big Depends buyers.

Nice.

No, "nice" is veiled, unexplained anger expressed obliquely. You can go sit with the CA boys.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
No, "nice" is veiled, unexplained anger expressed obliquely. You can go sit with the CA boys.

I think that people on this board are sophisticated enough to recognize that saying "Nice" is a direct comment meaning pretty much exactly the opposite thing.

Most who were paying attention to the topic would further realize that I was saying that based on your equating a "Footloose" joke with "kike," one could equate making a joke about Pat Robertson's experiences in the afterworld is equally insensitive. I'm sure Pat Robertson takes the afterlife very seriously, and there you are, making jokes about him wetting his pants and something he regards as abhorrent to his beliefs being smack in the middle of something he regards as central to his beliefs.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
perhaps you remember when one of pat robertson's fellow religion for profit snake oil salesmen oral roberts said that if i do not raise $11,000,000 (or whatever the figure was) by a certain date that God would call him home?

I was very disappointed that the dog race track owner in Sarasota ponied up the last $1.3 million. I was wondering what the press release would have said if he had failed.

[evenodds]

Mark your calendars:

Kill Bill has an October 10th release date.

They have divided it into two parts.

"Kill Bill" is the story, told in chapters, of the world's deadliest female assassin, who survives being shot on her wedding day and, after five years in a coma, seeks revenge on the man who tried to kill her. The film's samurai-style fight sequences were filmed largely in China and take place in everything from a nightclub to a snow-covered garden to a suburban home."

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/07/16/movies/16KILL.html?hp

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think that people on this board are sophisticated enough to recognize that saying "Nice" is a direct comment meaning pretty much exactly the opposite thing.

Most who were paying attention to the topic would further realize that I was saying that based on your equating a "Footloose" joke with "kike," one could equate making a joke about Pat Robertson's experiences in the afterworld is equally insensitive. I'm sure Pat Robertson takes the afterlife very seriously, and there you are, making jokes about him wetting his pants and something he regards as abhorrent to his beliefs being smack in the middle of something he regards as central to his beliefs.

I am MJWM. I say if you go on an anon internet page, chances are you'll get insulted, and have your ideas ridiculed. but, see Kike is the big one. Jewish mom actually warn their kids "If you marry a gentile, when they get mad at you they'll still call you a kike!". so you know it a flash point.

[au jus]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Count me in, because I feel like the must be some tear in the space time continuum. And I'm thinking to myself, there is no fucking way this is all actually happening AGAIN. Somehow, God is punishing me by making me live my most banal and boring past over and over again. Will somebody at least give me a frame of reference?

What's eating you sister? You don't sound so "pretty". I'm guessing your a homely man-hating feminazi who can't even find satisfaction with her vibrator.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by au jus
What's eating you sister? You don't sound so "pretty". I'm guessing your a homely man-hating feminazi who can't even find satisfaction with her vibrator.

Okay, now this has got to be a sock, right? This is a joke by TM, Penske, right? Bueller? Bueller?

Frankly, I'm about as confused reading this board as I was watching Matrix Reloaded.

Flinty