Meh.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well, I was reading Salon and, lo and behold, there she was on the side again, "Mantrap." I don't think it would be nice to post her profile here, but she is a 36yo New Yorker, so I feel some affinity for her. Plus, her personal ad appears to be stalking me.

Also, she is apparently a "whore in the kitchen and a Madonna in the bedroom." She loves midwestern men, and can't live without Hindu cinema.

So Godspeed to you, mantrap. May you find that hunky Midwestern Adonis who loves to do it on the kitchen counter. Make us proud.

if Hindu cinema is the new Mojito, Flower might be interested.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Mr. Sulu comes out. NTTAWWT.

As Howard Stern fans know, George Takai has a little Bichon Frisee named "La Reina Blanca." How could he POSSIBLY be gay?

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
Also, she is apparently a "whore in the kitchen"...

Who isn't.

I mean, really. How pedestrian.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have flab and men don't look at me, and I don't want babies. Maybe when I get wrinkles, it will happen.

I'm almost tempted to stop using eye cream stuff completely, just to see what happens. I can always get botoxed to stop the baby cravings, right?

sunny is more wrinkled than Gash, barely and myself combined And now that she has crossed into the s'hood, has gotten, uh soft (OSIH). Also doesn't want babies You are more noirish, so ou should be asking her about a glmpse into the future

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well, I was reading Salon and, lo and behold, there she was on the side again, "Mantrap." I don't think it would be nice to post her profile here, but she is a 36yo New Yorker, so I feel some affinity for her. Plus, her personal ad appears to be stalking me.

Also, she is apparently a "whore in the kitchen and a Madonna in the bedroom." She loves midwestern men, and can't live without Hindu cinema.

So Godspeed to you, mantrap. May you find that hunky Midwestern Adonis who loves to do it on the kitchen counter. Make us proud.

She might have already sprung her trap. It looks like her last visit was in August 2002.

ETA: These online personal sites sometimes use old or unauthorized pictures that they think will lure in new prospects. I had it happen to me a couple of years ago. My friend who took my profile picture spotted on another site. It was weird because I specifically checked off all the "no publication" boxes. I saw it on the other site and before I could complain, it was replaced with someone else's picture.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
sunny is more wrinkled than Gash, barely and myself combined And now that she has crossed into the s'hood, has gotten, uh soft (OSIH). Also doesn't want babies You are more noirish, so ou should be asking her about a glmpse into the future

I'm older than she is.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not sure where on the spectrum of cool Friday things a Naked Picture of Jeff Probst would fall, but just in case it is on your top ten list, here is one.

[Spree: he's covered with a removeable black rectangle (and nothing else)]

World of wonder indeed. Is that a semi or a nada, bc its not bad I cannot believe he i s a shaver and not a trimmer Where are the less tame pics?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not sure where on the spectrum of cool Friday things a Naked Picture of Jeff Probst would fall, but just in case it is on your top ten list, here is one.

[Spree: he's covered with a removeable black rectangle (and nothing else)]

That is an impressive hog. I figured a guy like that would be hung like a pimple. Go figure...

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
sunny is more wrinkled than Gash, barely and myself combined And now that she has crossed into the s'hood, has gotten, uh soft (OSIH). Also doesn't want babies You are more noirish, so ou should be asking her about a glmpse into the future

You should go to the optometrist and see if there's anything they can do about your eyeglasses. I'm certainly not wrinkly and at a whopping 124 and 5'8" I think i got a couple inches in height on both of you and you got a couple pounds on me....but I'm sure they're all muscle, right ;-)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Good god. Is this what will happen to me when i get wrinkles and flab and the men stop looking at me?

Probably earlier in your case.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The asshole. The Apprentice character who received the BloatedSlave name from paigow was the series asshole, so I took this to be appropriate board terminology. Non?

Wrong. Way off mark BloatedSlave was BloatedSlave bc of an striking similarity in looks (but BS was more bloated than S, natch), voice, and persona TM actually first nailed it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe you're on to something.

http://www.business2.com/b2/web/arti...omoid=cnnmoney

TM

That its in the papers scares me. Usually a sign the gold rush is coming to an end...

Originally posted by Gr8testHitS(lave)
Gr8testHitSlave [as your host]:
"Will the bachelors [no, not you Slim Shady] please stand up, and say hello to our first contestant, Miss "Reality Bites""

Bachelor #1: "Bon Jour Mon Ami R.B., My Name is Count De Monet II."

Bachelor #2: "Hi, Bites, my name is Chris, and I'd just love to be bit"

Bachelor #3: "Hi, RB, my name is Legaleaze."

Gr8testHitSlave: "Okay we're going to begin with the questioning - go ahead Miss Bites"

RB: "Okay Bachelor #1 - I'm shopping in the supermarket, and I turn the corner quickly and bump into you. What do you say?"

#1: "Oh my, my sweetest Contessa. I am so sorry, but it was the divine hand of fate that brought us together. We were meant to be together."

RB: "Very nice Count. Bachelor #2, same question."

#2: "Whoa, lady. Good thing you have such an awesome rack - so I bounced right off of you. Say, um, you wouldn't happen to be wearing cotchless undies, would ya'?"

RB: "Oh-kay...Bachelor #3?"

#3: "Screw that guy. This Count guy's cool, but I'm a woman, you're a woman. I know what you like. Have you seen this guy's [points to Chris] tongue? You think he has a clue? Let's pick up some take-out and some massage oil and get with it already."

Gr8testHitSlave: "Well, we're out of time today folks - but let this serve as a lesson to all us guys. If you want win the Dating Game - don't play with a lesbian. G'night all"

[da da dun da da, dun dun da da]

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000NCV

'

WOw I dont even remember that. I didnt realize the Count come n made the rounds I was Principessa.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wrong. Way off mark BloatedSlave was BloatedSlave bc of an striking similarity in looks (but BS was more bloated than S, natch), voice, and persona TM actually first nailed it.

Right, but he was the asshole of the show. So BloatedSlave came to mean the asshole of the show to me. It is not the derivation that interests me, just the attributes. Whatever-the-hell-his-name-was was an egomaniac dickhead. The guy I describe on Martha's Apprentice is an egomaniac dickhead. Why is this so complicated?


[Example: At dinner with his team, he put his feet up on the table and made fun of the "two spinsters" next to him because they were worrying about getting work done.]

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Only if you actually want babies. If you don't want babies, no danger.

So all the pleated jeans wearing double-assed disasters in front of me in the line at WAWA are definitely moms?

*Frontal and rear asses jutting out into pleated jean "pouch."