Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Great. I've come full circle to first-year crim law.

Second semester, though.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NW Native
Check if you still have your spare house keys.
Many years ago a friend of spouse shows up at our house with new girlfriend. We sit around and chat, then go into hottub, then friend and his girlfriend leave.
Turns out that she was a hooker he picked up on the way to our house and she robbed us (cash, house key, and other stuff) while she was 'changing' to go into hot tub.
Needless to say (so I'll say it anyway) we made friend pay to change the locks on the house and he was never invited over again (that was the penalty for not telling us he'd let someone loose in our house he'd known for 5 minutes).

I was at a beach house where some freak ordered an escort from Atalntic City. This huge Ving Rhamesish looking cat came in and sat down while she went into the back room and had sex with "John." The Vingish cat was friendly and enjoyed a beer and played a fewe hands of cards. Some of the more conservative guys in the house went nuts and threatened tothrow the "John" out the next day at their gfs insistence. The whole thing was pretty damn funny if you were there. I recall thinking "That motherfucker's crazy" when this totally cheesy hooker showed up. The look on the housemates' faces was priceless.

That same John" was later arrested for throwing a watermelon at some old lady who told him to shut his music off. He launched it at her from a second floor deck. That cat was just about the craziest person I've ever met. I heard he writes sitcoms in LA now... I'm amazed he's alive.

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by bilmore
That's why I always insisted on a signed release.

I was lucky if I got a manual release. Dating back in the day was not like dating kids these days who will apparently fellate anything that stays still long enough.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You're settling down, Muffin. It's okay to grow up.

I am? It is?

[taxwonk]

Mrs. Wonk and I used to fuck in the Commons balcony during concerts all the time. She'd lean against the railing in a short skirt, and I enter from behind. To my knowledge, we never got caught.

Of course in HS, there was this one cop who seemed to show up everywhere we "parked." For a while, we were sure he was stalking us.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So you do swing, just not with them?

Something like that. Though we do not currently swing. Apparently, as Slave pointed out, I am settling down and growing up. NTTAWWT.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This huge Ving Rhamesish looking cat ... The Vingish cat ... That cat was just about the craziest person ...

Great. Now I've come full circle to the Beat era.

Sebby, you one groovy cat, daddy-o.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Great. Now I've come full circle to the Beat era.

Sebby, you one groovy cat, daddy-o.

Hey, baby, don't be such an L7. You're bringing me down.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Something like that. Though we do not currently swing.

Bullshit.

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Yeah, and he'll be riding the "Mel Gibson can make a movie about Jesus that makes a ton of money!" pony all the way to . . . um . . . anyone know any other really good stories about Jesus? Not you, Fugee.

Where do you go after you make a once-in-a-lifetime movie? It's not like he can be the frickin' James Cameron of Jesus movies.

I would suggest he focus on the thrills and excitement of the Old Testament. We're taking a meeting next week. I've been working on a treatment of the story of Daniel in the lions den. I'm calling it "Paws" right now, but that's very flexible. It's got everything - rebellious outcast Daniel who refuses to sacrifice his principals to the Man (not to be confused with "The Man", har, har, there's humor in here also). A tiger befriends Daniel and they are able to see past their differences and work together to fight their way past the evil Lion forces to victory. Sort of a Lion King meets Driving Miss Daisy meets Lethal Weapons 1 & 2 (not 3). For Daniel we envision a real actor's actor, someone like Owen Wilson or Ben Affleck. Colin Farrel would be good, too. For the tiger, who else, baby?

[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Has the rodeo ever REALLY occured? Its just such a fast way to get your ass thrown out of school in these times...

It's my understanding that it has occurred and that the longest time any guy was able to maintain penetration while in the doggy-style position was 17 seconds.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Has the rodeo ever REALLY occured? Its just such a fast way to get your ass thrown out of school in these times...

I can verify that "Playing Through" (threesome walks naked into room where couple is having sex with puteers and puts golf balls across floor) took place on my campus regularly, but I've never heard of a Rodeo taking place.

I think the strangest encounter I ever heard of was a guy who was sleeping with a girl leaving the room because he was sick and his drunk roomate walking into the room and having sex with the girl, who happened to be in the roomate's bed. Apparantly, the girl was so fucked up she either figured it was the first guy returing or just didn't give a shit.

FIrst of all, what a sick fucking story. Please do not repeat that kind of thing where girls are fucking the wrong guy here. That is Adult Board materialfor its disturbingness. Its like having a Lesterini or two, leaving with Mark Phillippoussiss and waking up to find Less between your legs. or not even knowing less was there god.

second of all, whats a threesome with a puteer? Is this some kind of Indian ritual? And what is a rodeo? I prsume there are no lassoes but maybe I shoudlnt?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
FIrst of all, what a sick fucking story. Please do not repeat that kind of thing where girls are fucking the wrong guy here. That is Adult Board materialfor its disturbingness. Its like having a Lesterini or two, leaving with Mark Phillippoussiss and waking up to find Less between your legs. or not even knowing less was there god.

second of all, whats a threesome with a puteer? Is this some kind of Indian ritual? And what is a rodeo? I prsume there are no lassoes but maybe I shoudlnt?

Rodeo: when a guy is deposing a girl doggy style, he has his friends hide in the closet. Friends jump out of closet, scream "rodeo!" and the guy tries to see how long he can "stay on" until the girl throws him off.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am? It is?

Speaking of Muffin, I got the Chappelle Show DVD and there was this hilarious bit on why Dave wouldnt sell his clothes at QVC. He said the people were nasty and showed a model in a bikini with full on discomitt pouring out of the sides nad top. Muffin indeed. Was that you, Abba? Her legs looked pretty strong.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Muffin indeed. Was that you, Abba? Her legs looked pretty strong.

Paigs, I do not now, nor have I in the past decade, sported a disco mitt. No idea where you get this muffin/disco mitt-shit from but I am as smooth as teenage asian hooker.