A frolic in Cambodia

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Only from little kids with over-developed senses of entitlement. If they ask, or don't seem to regard it as their god-given right, I'll even help them reach the button.

I'm indulgent that way.

Umm Fringe, how do you think adults who think they can control everyone's behavior on an elevator start out? That's right, as a child with a sense of entitlement.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by spookyfish
spooky's getting laaarger!

So, can I have the jacket?

aV

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I have a great old leather winter jacket. It is beat up just right and I want to keep it, but the lining is starting to look like it came across Freddy Kruger. Can a leather jacket get re-lined? Has anyone done this and did the jacket still look okay? Leather store or tailor?

Get it relined, and by a tailor. It's not terribly expensive and you almost feel like you have a new coat.

Consider getting it lined in a contrasting fabric, too - I haven't done this with leather, but I've got an old navy peacoat that is now lined in cherry red, a bluish tweed suit lined in mustard yellow and a flannel suit lined in fuscia. No better way to make something feel like it's truly yours and exactly the way you want it.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
True, since I haven't had a date or sex in too long. Do lesbians get more action? I may have to re-think my straight status.

Yo, FB single guys, do something about this.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by andViolins
So, can I have the jacket?

aV

It might be a little long for you.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by spookyfish
It might be a little long for you.

Nice cover, fatty.

I'll be joining you soon. I have a feeling lawyering will make me pasty and slightly overweight like every other male attorney out there.

Soooooooo pasty. Get outside people. Me included.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Nice cover, fatty.

I'll be joining you soon. I have a feeling lawyering will make me pasty and slightly overweight like every other male attorney out there.

So pasty. Get outside people. Me included.

And this is a cover how? I freely admitted that I am larger than I was at 17. Hell, I'm taller than I was at 17 and this was true before I even thought about becoming a lawyer.

You can't say the same?

[Alex_de_Large]

New to me, at least:

Ocean's Twelve

Final Cut

Around the Bend

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by spookyfish
And this is a cover how? I freely admitted that I am larger than I was at 17. Hell, I'm taller than I was at 17.

You can't say the same?

I was kidding.

Yes, I grew after the age of 17 too.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Umm Fringe, how do you think adults who think they can control everyone's behavior on an elevator start out? That's right, as a child with a sense of entitlement.

Even if you are right, I'm helping G3 avoid having his kids grow up to be me. Don't you agree that's a valuable public service??

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by TM
POLL: What little thing like this gives you a small, strange sense of satisfaction

Blowing a raspy fart in an elevator with an infomercial.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
New to me, at least:

Ocean's Twelve

Final Cut

Around the Bend

Douchebag IT department.

[NotFromHere]

How long would you keep this job? A day? An hour? Why a year?

RED BANK, Tenn. (AP) — The owner of a shaved ice business was arrested after two employees claimed he spanked them for making mistakes at work.

Paul Eugene Levengood, 57, was charged with two counts of sexual battery after the 19-year-old women complained.

One of the women told police that on her first day at the Tasty Flavors Sno Biz, Levengood made her sign a statement that said: "I give Gene permission to bust my behind any way he sees fit."

One of the women told police Nov. 1 that she "was shocked at the incident but could not leave because she had no transportation." The other woman said she continued to work for Levengood for more than a year after she was spanked and that he told her "either she could be spanked or be fired."

Police say one of the women reported that on Oct. 30, her fourth day on the job, Levengood called her "into the back room of the store" after she forgot to put a banana in a smoothie drink.

She said that as punishment Levengood "bent her over his knee and spanked her behind 20 times." She said that a day earlier he "snapped a photograph of her behind" as she reached for a bottle on a shelf.

Levengood was freed on $2,000 bail pending a Nov. 16 court hearing. His franchise in this Chattanooga suburb was closed Tuesday.

At the company headquarters in Minneapolis, sales manager Tom Novetzke described Levengood as a "very Christian person," adding that "We've never had a complaint."


because christians just love to be spanked

I really like using sharp scissors to cut quality wrapping paper or any other material that makes a nice cutting noise.

On an unrelated note, empowered by the FB Home Depot Day advice, I installed my new kitchen light fixture this morning without killing anyone or even setting a minor fire. Wheee!!!

I am installing toilet guts for my powder room potty this afternoon - not so glam, but alas, necessary before my many guests arrive this weekend.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
"I give Gene permission to bust my behind any way he sees fit."

because christians just love to be spanked

That has the makings of a Seymour Butts movie...