Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Most people know how awful it is to puke, have food poisoning, etcetera; however, it is kind of you to want to educate poor Coltrane, who may never know the joy of the experience. May I request you do it either euphemistically, or by PM? Thanks. I'm feeling a bit oogy.

Well, one of these days I'm just going to have to suck it up and try to deep throat my finger (and hope I fail).

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Step 1: Learn to Puke
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit

Dude, it ain't that complicated. I'm sure that if you ask nicely, someone will PM you directions on how-to.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
If I eat anything while I'm hungover, it's coming right back up.

If I delay eating, I prolong the hangover. Sometimes I know it will come back up, but it's better than feeling like shit for a longer period of time.

I was just generally headachy, not full blown hungover on Sunday. Made for a fairly useless day though.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Your intellect is truly dizzying.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Change of topic: Ginger or Mary Ann?

I used to prefer Mary Ann, but I've decided that Ginger is more of an intellectually honest choice for me. Ginger is open with her desire to visually appeal. Mary Ann is much more devious about it, but is clearly working the same deal.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Step 1: Learn to Puke
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit

Step 2 - steal underpants.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, one of these days I'm just going to have to suck it up and try to deep throat my finger (and hope I fail).

I understand that getting pregnant and catching a whiff of canned cat food is a sure-fire method.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I understand that getting pregnant and catching a whiff of canned cat food is a sure-fire method.

Let me just say I'm really glad you all decided to have this conversation now, and not a few months ago. Well, I'm still not all that glad you're having the conversation, but at least it won't actually make me puke.

tm

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Does it really have ginger in it? Google is not helping me.

Real Ginger Ale has ginger in it. Try some Vernors.

[Someone's Evil Twin]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Change of topic: Ginger or Mary Ann?

I used to prefer Mary Ann, but I've decided that Ginger is more of an intellectually honest choice for me. Ginger is open with her desire to visually appeal. Mary Ann is much more devious about it, but is clearly working the same deal.

Gilligan. Same deal.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'm sure that the snake feels otherwise.

Some snakes just need killin'.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I understand that getting pregnant and catching a whiff of canned cat food is a sure-fire method.

Oh, yeah. Even years later, the memory can make you TUIYMALB.

[Anne Elk]

I always liked Joe Torre, it's the Yankees I don't like.

Yankees manager Joe Torre tipped his cap as Red Sox skipper Terry Francona was introduced during the ring ceremony.

Up until now, few have cared if the Sox won or lost. Now that the rings have been distributed and the banner has been raised, things will get back to normal. (Why, oh why, did we sign David Wells?)

ETA:

After fans roared for the 2004 Red Sox, who received their rings one by one, culminating with Johnny Pesky receiving his after 64 long years, the New York Yankees were introduced along the third base line. When Mariano Rivera’s name was called, the fans gave the Yankee closer a standing ovation, thanking him for his two blown saves in the ALCS, and last week in the Bronx. But an even funnier thing happened. Perhaps forever enduring himself to much of Red Sox Nation, Rivera played along, tipping his cap to the crowd, and smiling at the mock gesture. Rivera’s off-the-cuff reaction was so genuine that the sellout crowd had no choice but to laugh along with him.

From now on, Mariano will be warmly welcomed at Fenway.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
nah, it was more equal opportunity looks bashing. Charles shouldn't be spared criticism on his looks. How did his kids turn out to be handsome?

One looks like the beautiful Di and the other looks like the Rugby player who sired him.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Actually, no one is sick RIGHT NOW. I was deathly hung over yesterday, and, as I've mentioned before, I can't throw up. Ever. I'm working on a Seinfeld-like run of not throwing up. So, instead, I feel nauseated for 6 straight hours. I need to either: (1) stop drinking like a frat kid, or (2) find a semi-cure. I can handle the headaches/general aches and pains from hangovers, but I'd rather (honestly) be kicked in the groin then go through that again...I'm apparently too stupid to think about the effects of drinking beer, wine, champagne and vodka all in the same night.

Not that vomiting would help since the poisons were already in your bloodstream, but if you take a teaspoon of dry mustard powder, that would do the trick.

btw, if you had a brain tumor from cell phone use, would there be a lump behind yoru ear, or would you just experience bad headaches?

Originally posted by ironweed
You were supposed to refrigerate that snake oil? We had it in the pantry at room temp and it was often doled out in all of its sweet oily viscuosness for upset stomachs. Maybe folk memory recalled the days when it actually had the active ingredient in it -- I'm sure the early version of it relieved all sorts of nervous conditions. But placebo or not I still find coca-cola useful as a hangover remedy and/or when I can't keep anything else down.

Jesus, how old are you people? Did they give you castor oil as well?