Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs - Page 92

05-17-2005, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Crap. I'm on the cusp of all of these!*

*except for the bank account

How are you on the cusp of a large penis?

Not Bob · 05-17-2005, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by andViolins
The Boat sinks. But I don't think that you will have to listen to a godawful Celine Dion song for the next 9 months.

I'm the king of the world!

aV

The political subtext was in the last movie, too, as we saw the Senate (with Jar-Jar casting the deciding vote, IIRC) voting to give the chancellor special emergency powers.

But I think of it more in the Roman Republic becoming the Roman Empire kind of way than in a Michael Moore-ish USA PATRIOT Act kinda way.

Not Bob · 05-17-2005, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
How are you on the cusp of a large penis?

Sequels is a dude?

Hank Chinaski · 05-17-2005, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
Sequels is a dude?

Coltrane couldn't keep a cat with a big crank happy- it would throw off his stride on the 10 mile training runs.

05-17-2005, 05:16 PM

OK, I have a new nomination for worst song ever. Oh, jesus, I already forgot its name. But its late eighties/early nineties Rod Stewart, after Young Turks (his last decnet tune) and its No More Lonely Nights/We Built This City caliber. Can anyone come up with it or do I have to look it up?

I also heard "Father FIgure" by Geroge Michael. Exactly what is that song about?

I have such a love/hate relationship with the lite fm radio station on my alarm clock. I found myself enjoying Cool Night by Paul Davis.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-17-2005, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
How are you on the cusp of a large penis?

Now that I think of it, I suppose "cusp" was the wrong word.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-17-2005, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does he dress in head-to-toe gold lame?

All the time. Does that mean anything?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-17-2005, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Coltrane couldn't keep a cat with a big crank happy- it would throw off his stride on the 10 mile training runs.

Running humor never works, Hank. Especially if it makes no sense.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-17-2005, 05:22 PM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 05-17-2005, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
OK, I have a new nomination for worst song ever. Oh, jesus, I already forgot its name. But its late eighties/early nineties Rod Stewart, after Young Turks (his last decnet tune) and its No More Lonely Nights/We Built This City caliber. Can anyone come up with it or do I have to look it up?
.

Forever young? For. Ever. You-uh-uh-ung.

05-17-2005, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Running humor never works, Hank. Especially if it makes no sense.

I think what Hank was trying to say, Coltrane, is that if you were taking a gigantic crank up your nonmantrapping hole, you might be running a little funny.

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-17-2005, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I think they got the lingweenie definition wrong - I would define lingweenie as a language nerd, and think you will find ample evidence of its use in such form on the various conlang sites (start with www.lingweenie.net). You may well be a lingweenie, especially if you're the way you are about English in all your other languages, too.

This post puts you in the all inclusive "weenie" category, weenie.

TM

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 05-17-2005, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Now that I think of it, I suppose "cusp" was the wrong word.

Maybe if you pronounced the "s" more distinctly.

05-17-2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Uh, newber. That is the infamous Sacky Squirrel, aka, The Best Poster Ever. If we are nice to Lester, he might post the moving version of Sacky.

robustpuppy · 05-17-2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
All the time. Does that mean anything?

Maybe to Shape Shifter. It's his bias.

This reminds me of the girl in my high school who wore head-to-toe gold lamé to my senior prom (she was very early blooming freshman). Dress, shoes, purse, manicure, pedicure, eye shadow, lipstick, the woiks, all without a hint of irony. She's now a court reporter on LI with three kids and a McMansion and gravity-defying boobs.