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Old 10-28-2005, 06:41 PM   #1381
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So I can all the pleated jeans wearing double-assed disasters in front of me in the line at WAWA are definitely moms?

*Frontal and rear asses jutting out into pleated jean "pouch."
Ahem. I am a mom - and do not fill out my jeans in that way. What's more - I don't even own pleated jeans (is there such a thing?)!
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Old 10-28-2005, 06:45 PM   #1382
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Ahem. I am a mom - and do not fill out my jeans in that way. What's more - I don't even own pleated jeans (is there such a thing?)!
I did not say all moms bore the double ass or committed the sin of pleated jeans. I merely noted that all those doing so were moms.
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I did not say all moms bore the double ass or committed the sin of pleated jeans. I merely noted that all those doing so were moms.
I think SNL does one of those fake ads for "Mom Jeans" (or something like that), which cater to the double-assed. It's pretty harsh.
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Dissent. I have the zen of proceation down. I have not had a lover user birth control in a decade nor do I and on 4 occassions I mentally willed my boys on to the exalted egg and on 3 of those occassions they succeeded.

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Correction: I was out west for depositions.

"Correction: I had sex with Katie also." God, I love that bit...
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Old 10-28-2005, 06:48 PM   #1385
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(is there such a thing?)!
2. Pleated jeans?
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Old 10-28-2005, 06:49 PM   #1386
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I think SNL does one of those fake ads for "Mom Jeans" (or something like that), which cater to the double-assed. It's pretty harsh.
Its a very accurate depiction of the phenomenon. Its so appalling to see that you'd swear these women actually consciously decided to make themselves sexually repulsive.
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Old 10-28-2005, 06:50 PM   #1387
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whiff. she looks a lot older than she is, and not in a wiser kinda way
 
Old 10-28-2005, 06:53 PM   #1388
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Right, but he was the asshole of the show. So BloatedSlave came to mean the asshole of the show to me. It is not the derivation that interests me, just the attributes. Whatever-the-hell-his-name-was was an egomaniac dickhead. The guy I describe on Martha's Apprentice is an egomaniac dickhead. Why is this so complicated?


[Example: At dinner with his team, he put his feet up on the table and made fun of the "two spinsters" next to him because they were worrying about g
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Come on, you know it was just the editting BS wasn't an ahole, just a lover.
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Wrong. Way off mark BloatedSlave was BloatedSlave bc of an striking similarity in looks (but BS was more bloated than S, natch), voice, and persona TM actually first nailed it.
Do we know if BS hurrishaves?
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So all the pleated jeans wearing double-assed disasters in front of me in the line at WAWA are definitely moms?

*Frontal and rear asses jutting out into pleated jean "pouch."
The feared thing was pathetically begging for sperm, not being fat. The thought was that being flabby and wrinkled and something else (over 30?) would cause one to want a baby so desperately that one would beg imaginary internet friends for sperm.
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Right, but he was the asshole of the show. So BloatedSlave came to mean the asshole of the show to me. It is not the derivation that interests me, just the attributes. Whatever-the-hell-his-name-was was an egomaniac dickhead. The guy I describe on Martha's Apprentice is an egomaniac dickhead. Why is this so complicated?
By relation it seems to imply that Slave is the arsehole of the board. Uncool PoPD.
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The feared thing was pathetically begging for sperm, not being fat. The thought was that being flabby and wrinkled and something else (over 30?) would cause one to want a baby so desperately that one would beg imaginary internet friends for sperm.
Sunny really misses quite a lot doesn't she? Where does stupid rank in all this? While I am mainly correct she has had a lifetime of dumb, the aging probably slows down the brain cell reproduction Stupid and wrinkled is no way to go through life, sun
 
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By relation it seems to imply that Slave is the arsehole of the board. Uncool PoPD.
You might have inferred it, but I didn't imply it. I'm not sure anyone could wrestle that title away from you.
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You might have inferred it, but I didn't imply it. I'm not sure anyone could wrestle that title away from you.
Are you implying that Slave and I have wrestled with each other? NTTAWWT.

eta: mmmmmm390837470 might have had a chance but the contest was not a wrestle-off but a mile sprint (giving him only a 400 spot) thus precluding his chances
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You might have inferred it, but I didn't imply it. I'm not sure anyone could wrestle that title away from you.
Ps: in my continuing effourt to modify my behaviour to reflect my real life compassionate bearing, I have revised my tradedress. that is all. carry on.
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