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09-06-2006, 01:21 PM
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#1381
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Suri Cruise
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Agreed, I guess I'm just being cranky pants. or comparing to my kids as babies which I obviously should have TM rate since I am deluded as well to their attractiveness. ha. AoN, in Whole Foods a woman said that they are "good looking boys" and I feel they are.
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I don't think TM'd feel comfortable judging a children's beauty pageant. Maybe if you had girls...
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09-06-2006, 01:22 PM
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#1382
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Suri Cruise
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Indeed.
I was using understatement as a device to show emphasis.
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Ah, meiosis. My second favorite device after litotes.
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09-06-2006, 01:24 PM
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#1383
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Harriet! Har-ee-et. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.
Having no one to object to my DVD choice last night, I watched So I Married an Axe Murderer...
I'd forgotten how much I miss Phil Hartman. "Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system a 'bitch.' And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife, or 'shiv', and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.... This way to the cafeteria!"
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-06-2006, 01:27 PM
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#1384
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Suri Cruise
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
She looks adorable in the pictures I have seen of her. A very cute baby. Still, there is something weird about the whole thing. I can't quite put my finger on it.
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I think she looks delicious. Do you think she's smart?
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09-06-2006, 01:28 PM
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#1385
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Suri Cruise
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think she looks delicious. Do you think she's smart?
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It's SURI, not APPLE silly. |
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09-06-2006, 01:31 PM
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#1386
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Harriet! Har-ee-et. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd forgotten how much I miss Phil Hartman.
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Stay away from old Simpsons reruns, then.
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09-06-2006, 01:36 PM
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#1387
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Anyone have a reason to buy BRC a present?
Lovecraftian scents
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R'LYEH
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. The sunken city of the Great God Cthulhu. A hellishly dark aquatic scent, evocative of fathomless oceanic deeps, the mysteries of madness buried under crushing black waters, and the brooding eternal evil that lies beneath the waves.
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or maybe
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THE HIGH PRIEST NOT TO BE DESCRIBED
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Monastic incense, blood musk, black leather, cypress, pimento, white pepper, and Roman chamomile.
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or perhaps
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MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY
The scent of Irish coffee, dusty tomes and polished oakwood halls.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-06-2006, 01:57 PM
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#1388
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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dog update
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Displaced Dog and The Puppy are supremely disappointed they weren't invited. They usually have cheesecake on their birthdays, but I'm pretty sure that they wouldn't be adverse to carob cake.
The Displaced Dog's 14th birthday will be next month. Ya'll are all invited.
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They didn't get the eVites? Fucking computer. I blame the tech guy, obviously he is taking his aggression towards Slave out on me......
Carob cake was good. I'll fax you a piece for the pups.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-06-2006, 02:03 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Suri Cruise
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greatwhitenorthchick
She looks adorable in the pictures I have seen of her. A very cute baby. Still, there is something weird about the whole thing. I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Perhaps it's that, unlike that baby, neither Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes are Chinese? |
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09-06-2006, 02:03 PM
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#1390
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Suri Cruise
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think she's actually pretty cute. If she weren't Tom Cruise's baby, which is not her fault, people wouldn't feel compelled to say otherwise. What strikes me about the photos that have been released is that Tom is holding on to that baby a bit too tightly, and his body is physically blocking Katie's, I mean, Kate's, access to the baby. If I had to write a caption, it would be "if you ever think of leaving, don't dare dream that you'll get custody."
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Before I waste the $5.95, anyone know if there are pics of Kate breastfeeding the little rugrat in the VF spread????
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-06-2006, 02:04 PM
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#1391
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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More pie
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bold_n_brazen
Goddamn you.
Now I have to go make a banana cream pie.
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Is that the kids are calling it these days? |
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09-06-2006, 02:08 PM
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#1392
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Suri Cruise
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Penske_Account
...Kate breastfeeding the little rugrat in the VF spread????
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A bit difficult when a baby is adopted, no? |
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09-06-2006, 02:09 PM
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#1393
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Suri Cruise
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Before I waste the $5.95, anyone know if there are pics of Kate breastfeeding the little rugrat in the VF spread????
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What, is lactation lover you sock? |
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09-06-2006, 02:13 PM
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#1394
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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More pie
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is that the kids are calling it these days?
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I used to have a roommate who referred to it as "making cookies".
She was a third grade teacher.
Somehow, I find this frightening.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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09-06-2006, 02:13 PM
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#1395
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 389
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Unflattering Pic of Suri Cruise
That kid looks like she's wearing a wig! My almost 2 year old has less hair than that. |
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