Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
2) I know you are Canadian, but you should know that the real Californians are secretly laughing at you behind your back when you refer to "Cali".

You keep saying this, and maybe it's true in your circle, but it's certainly not universal, and I have foundation.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The point that you're terrible at communicating satire via the written word? If 10% of people "get the joke", then you've mastered it. If NO ONE can understand you and NO ONE "gets the joke", it's not the listener's fault. Did you not take a communications course in undergrad? You're just a shitty writer, NTTAWWT. Jonathan Swift shits on your efforts.

Did Aloha suck your dick or something last night? It must have been mindlblowing bc your brain isnt working right. There was nothing unclear about my post that said Radiohead was over bc they were on the display counter at Olsons. The point being that they are now so mainstream as to be at the register of a local chain next to Beyonce.

And I was a creative writing minor in college. I just write stream of conscious here bc I am multi tasking.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And then my cheesy friend says "oh, then you're going back to Cali?" And the hot guy cracks up - not even sounding like a fake laugh.

Maybe he just liked her kickin it Old School.

[blueballs]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
bc I am multi tasking.

Oh so 2001! Shame on you paigs.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Speaking of Canadians referring to Cali, I was in the elevator in this hotel a few weeks ago with my friend who was in town for the weekend and this hot guy who looks familiar but I can't place him gets in the elevator. And my friend, who talks to anyone, asks the hot guy what he's doing in NY. And the hot guy says that he's shooting a movie and he's just in town for a little while. And then my cheesy friend says "oh, then you're going back to Cali?" And the hot guy cracks up - not even sounding like a fake laugh. That's when I realized who the guy was, but I was kind of embarrased at my cheesy friend - ai yi yi..

I'll bite. John Leguizamo?

edited to add that some people might consider him hot. I don't think he is that bad looking but he wouldn't be in my fuck book. My guess is based on the "ai yi yi" which I recall him using a lot in Sexaholic.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Did Aloha suck your dick or something last night?

Hey now, leave me out of this. Frankly, I don't care if people think I'm too literal or not...

This was uncalled for.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by evenodds
Maybe he just liked her kickin it Old School.

Maybe. My friend is a he though.

Originally posted by bilmore
You keep saying this, and maybe it's true in your circle, but it's certainly not universal, and I have foundation.

I am so sure.

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Do bookmakers take bets on a movie being an absolute, Heavens Gate, style disaster? Bc I would like to bet the farm on Gigli. I know nothing about this movie except that JHo and Ben assfleck are in it, and that Ben appears to play an Italian gangster in the movie(!) from a commercial I saw. I think this is also the movie that gave us the world's most vainglorious, overexposed couple ever. If ever there was schadenfreude amongst the schlock movie ticket buying mainstream, this movie would have to incite it. Tabloids, magazine covers, Pat OBrien, even the fucking NYT. Its enough already. You just arent that interesting. But man are you overpaid.

Jen and Ben are going on Barabara Walters to discuss their relationship? Who gives a flying fuck? And what dont we already know about it that even the most studious kayaker amongst us could not avoid learning? I bet even Bilmore knows what the ring is.

This movie should sink like a stone. And I bet that does wonders for the relationship.

[Who's Your Puft Daddy?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
When referring to men's magazines, "classy" is most appropriate. As in , "You put the 'ass' in 'class', baby."

If I should ever need to write a personal ad, I'm for sure using that as a lead ... 'Still looking for that special someone who puts the "ass" in "class" ...'

WhYPD

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am so sure.

You lost me. What are you so sure about?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Jen and Ben are going on Barabara Walters to discuss their relationship? Who gives a flying fuck? And what dont we already know about it that even the most studious kayaker amongst us could not avoid learning? I bet even Bilmore knows what the ring is.

You can now *own* the famous ring! (sort of.) I just read an ad offering a genuine 11 carat Pink Cubic Zirconia knockoff with Genuine Crystals and Genuine Simulated Platinum for $39.95.

Clearly, Ben was fucking ripped off when he bought the thing.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Did Aloha suck your dick or something last night? It must have been mindlblowing bc your brain isnt working right. There was nothing unclear about my post that said Radiohead was over bc they were on the display counter at Olsons. The point being that they are now so mainstream as to be at the register of a local chain next to Beyonce.

And I was a creative writing minor in college. I just write stream of conscious here bc I am multi tasking.

Dice Clay called me to tell you he wants his jokes back. Caustic insults with homosexual references are so 1992...

[evenodds]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think this is also the movie that gave us the world's most vainglorious, overexposed couple ever. If ever there was schadenfreude amongst the schlock movie ticket buying mainstream, this movie would have to incite it. Tabloids, magazine covers, Pat OBrien, even the fucking NYT. Its enough already. You just arent that interesting. But man are you overpaid.
. . .

This movie should sink like a stone. And I bet that does wonders for the relationship.

You know if the law thing doesn't work out, you could make a Faith Popcorn career move. Seeing the truth out there that no one else can see. I just don't know how you do it.

[Confidential to Paigow: This movie was declared unreleasable six months ago. Reshoots, shifted story line (after EW, among others, called it the worst "Ben Affleck seduces a lesbian" movie), and unbelievably bad audience numbers have given the marketers nothing to work with other than the "star power" of people who make me change the channel when I see their dull mugs.]

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bilmore
You lost me. What are you so sure about?

It's satire silly. Don't you get it?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by purse junkie
You can now *own* the famous ring! (sort of.) I just read an ad offering a genuine 11 carat Pink Cubic Zirconia knockoff with Genuine Crystals and Genuine Simulated Platinum for $39.95.

Do you get a dental check up with that price?