Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by evenodds
This movie was declared unreleasable six months ago

Can it be worse than From Justin to Kelly?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by evenodds
You know if the law thing doesn't work out, you could make a Faith Popcorn career move. Seeing the truth out there that no one else can see. I just don't know how you do it.

[Confidential to Paigow: This movie was declared unreleasable six months ago. Reshoots, shifted story line (after EW, among others, called it the worst "Ben Affleck seduces a lesbian" movie), and unbelievably bad audience numbers have given the marketers nothing to work with other than the "star power" of people who make me change the channel when I see their dull mugs.]

I think US (People Lite!) magazine declared this movie a flop before Paigow...or is this some sort of retro slamming of a movie that's already been slammed?

I pick the Angels to win last year's World Series.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think US (People Lite!) magazine declared this movie a flop before Paigow...or is this some sort of retro slamming of a movie that's already been slammed?

She's explaining the obvious to the masses.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Speaking of Canadians referring to Cali, I was in the elevator in this hotel a few weeks ago with my friend who was in town for the weekend and this hot guy who looks familiar but I can't place him gets in the elevator. And my friend, who talks to anyone, asks the hot guy what he's doing in NY. And the hot guy says that he's shooting a movie and he's just in town for a little while. And then my cheesy friend says "oh, then you're going back to Cali?" And the hot guy cracks up - not even sounding like a fake laugh. That's when I realized who the guy was, but I was kind of embarrased at my cheesy friend - ai yi yi..

Uncle L, future of the funk*+?

Thurgreed(I had no idea he was Canadian)Marshall


*Records are recorded minus all of the junk.

+I heard Finch repeat the line, "I want to do this, Brutus, but I don't want to pay."

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
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Do bookmakers take bets on a movie being an absolute, Heavens Gate, style disaster? Bc I would like to bet the farm on Gigli. I know nothing about this movie except that JHo and Ben assfleck are in it, and that Ben appears to play an Italian gangster in the movie(!) from a commercial I saw.
. . .

This movie should sink like a stone. And I bet that does wonders for the relationship.

The Kevin Smith factor may be an influence on attendance. He has some pretty cult like fans who will stand in line for hours to see one of his flicks. I got caught in their path when Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back came out. They were rabid.

I imagine the View Askew boards are packed this week.

Edited because I confused movies. I was under the happy delusion that there was only one J.Lo / Affleck movie coming out, but, sadly, it turns out that there are two. Gigli is apparently not the Kevin Smith one.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I pick the Angels to win last year's World Series.

I'll take that action. The Yankees look good last year.













Damn!

TM

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Edited because I confused movies. I was under the happy delustion that there was only one J.Lo / Affleck movie coming out, but, sadly, it turns out that there are two. Gigli is apparently not the Kevin Smith one.

Gigli is the suckier of the two.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'll take that action. The Yankees look good last year.













Damn!

TM

Hey, buddy, don't we need some spoiler space in there! I might not have turned on my tv last year.

Originally posted by evenodds
You know if the law thing doesn't work out, you could make a Faith Popcorn career move. Seeing the truth out there that no one else can see. I just don't know how you do it.

[Confidential to Paigow: This movie was declared unreleasable six months ago. Reshoots, shifted story line (after EW, among others, called it the worst "Ben Affleck seduces a lesbian" movie), and unbelievably bad audience numbers have given the marketers nothing to work with other than the "star power" of people who make me change the channel when I see their dull mugs.]

So what are you saying? That a bookie wouldnt take my bet? Can we bet on what happens to this engagement then? Ben is gonna have to weigh whether Jen's ego is mitigated by her snapping pussy. Bc surely SHE won't accept the blame for the abysmal failure of the film.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by evenodds
Gigli is the suckier of the two.

I'm actually somewhat relieved. I'm not necessarily a rabid fan, but i do like (most of) Kevin Smith's work, and the previews for this upcoming film look terrible. And I was wondering why he was making a gangster version of Chasing Amy.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's satire silly. Don't you get it?

No, it was sarcasm. THere is a big difference.

Dude, Jeffrey Dahmer called. He said your brain was delicious with a side of bacon.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by evenodds
Hey, buddy, don't we need some spoiler space in there! I might not have turned on my tv last year.

Uh...are you so thick that I have to actually write "Spoiler Space" in the spoiler space?

Sheesh.

TM

[evenodds]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can we bet on what happens to this engagement then? Ben is gonna have to weigh whether Jen's ego is mitigated by her snapping pussy. Bc surely SHE won't accept the blame for the abysmal failure of the film.

Since they have two movies coming out, I would take that bet.

It's at least uh even odds that they will marry before the press tour for Jersey Girl.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She's explaining the obvious to the masses.

I didn't see this week's US. I was kayaking.

Originally posted by evenodds
Since they have two movies coming out, I would take that bet.

It's at least uh even odds that they will marry before the press tour for Jersey Girl.

If JHo hadnt already had two embarrassing divorces under her belt, I wouldnt take the bet bc I would think they would wed to prove to the saturated public that their love can withstand the typical hollywood bullshit. but Jlo cant afford another divorce, at least not so soon. She should wait til her forties. So I will take the bet that they do not web by the press junket for Jersey Girl. What is the wager?