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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Their break-up is imminent. The REAL wager should be on which person dumps the other. My bet is on Affleck. He kicks Lopex under the bus when the year long mickey she slipped him wears off and he realizes that booze and casual sex with the girl du jour tops putting up with some trailer-trash psuedo diva* who can't even dance even though she was a dancer in a previous life.

*The word "diva" now means "bitch", right?

I say he dumps her as well, but that we, the adoring public, never really get to find out. Though Toasterman is alsways good for the inside scoop. He fell in love with the first good sex he ever had (remember Gwynnie's little dayplanner which said., give boyfriend blow job as a chore to do?). Now, I am no guy but I have to think that thrill wears off once you get used to it. He will realize she doesnt have the market cornered when she melts down from the disaster of the movie and the ensuing negative press. Ben will start bitching about Jen's ego and prima donna behavior and then good old Matt will reality check Ben into the break up, bc he will remind Ben that he really is a down to earth guy from Cambridge.

Remember how shortlived Puffy was after he landed her in jail? While JLo probably dumped him, I think she will be dumped, but could do a "false break up" which will be the final straw for Ben.

But I really havent thought this through.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I'm sure Ben Affleck will be absolutely devastated to lose her. One can already imagine him wandering the streets alone, crying out in pain for his lost ass...er, love.

I predict it'll take precisely one alcohol bender and one big-assed prostitute for him to get over her.

After which he'll wake up hungover but astonished at how much cheaper and easier that was than keeping up with JLo's jewelry and publicity-whore needs.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So what are you saying? That a bookie wouldnt take my bet? Can we bet on what happens to this engagement then? Ben is gonna have to weigh whether Jen's ego is mitigated by her snapping pussy. Bc surely SHE won't accept the blame for the abysmal failure of the film.

Isn't that what happened to Madonna and Sean Penn after Shanghai Surprise? End of marriage - almost end of career for the both of them.

Gigli has had a shift in marketing. The original story line was Woman killer gets hired - drama, mayhem. Turns out, guys hated this movie and women (the stupid ones) really liked it. It was like 80%. So now they've decided to market it (thus the reshoot) as a romantic movie about a killer (hahahaha). It's doomed from the start.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I predict it'll take precisely one alcohol bender and one big-assed prostitute for him to get over her.

After which he'll wake up hungover but astonished at how much cheaper and easier that was than keeping up with JLo's jewelry and publicity-whore needs.

I wonder if he'll pull a Johnny Depp / Angelina Jolie with the tattoo and get it altered or removed after the breakup.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Okay, I have a question and I would appreciate some specific answers.

I want to buy a porn dvd and I want it to be good. It needs to be hard core (penetration, money shots, etc.) high quality film, hot women, good looking guy(s) and I don't want it to be cheesy (I understand this last request may be impossible, but humor me). Although I've watched some porn in my day, I've never owned a movie and usually I watch the porn lite that you find on Skinemax or Playboy (that hotbox I had that one year was great -- and anyone who uses that last line for a joke just really isn't trying very hard).

I don't want to just hear from the guys, as I plan on watching it with someone else.

Is there such a thing as "The Godfather" of porn?

Don't be shy. All suggestions will be appreciated.

Thurgreed(and I love Heather Hunter, if that helps)Marshall

[Shape Shifter]

I bet it rains on their wedding day.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, I have a question and I would appreciate some specific answers.

I want to buy a porn dvd and I want it to be good. It needs to be hard core (penetration, money shots, etc.) high quality film, hot women, good looking guy(s) and I don't want it to be cheesy (I understand this last request may be impossible, but humor me). Although I've watched some porn in my day, I've never owned a movie and usually I watch the porn lite that you find on Skinemax or Playboy (that hotbox I had that one year was great -- and anyone who uses that last line for a joke just really isn't trying very hard).

I don't want to just hear from the guys, as I plan on watching it with someone else.

Is there such a thing as "The Godfather" of porn?

Don't be shy. All suggestions will be appreciated.

Thurgreed(and I love Heather Hunter, if that helps)Marshall

I don't know of any but am interested in one myself. Preferably with Jenna Jameson.

I do wonder why good looking guys is part of your request? NTTAWWT.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I do wonder why good looking guys is part of your request? NTTAWWT.

Read the whole post, cybil. I'm watching it with someone. You want your Jenna porn to be with the fat guy with the mustache?

Thurgreed(I know his name, just can't place it right now)Marshall

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I wonder if he'll pull a Johnny Depp / Angelina Jolie with the tattoo and get it altered or removed after the breakup.

Do tell -- location, size, content?

I have been slacking in my ongoing quest for useless celebrity knowledge apparently.

Please say it doesn't say "Jenny from the block"!

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, I have a question and I would appreciate some specific answers.

I want to buy a porn dvd and I want it to be good. It needs to be hard core (penetration, money shots, etc.) high quality film, hot women, good looking guy(s) and I don't want it to be cheesy (I understand this last request may be impossible, but humor me).

You can't go wrong with Vivid for production value.

The Dinner Party is always highly recommended, but I like my porn a little sleazier.

Here is the imdb link: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0124394

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Read the whole post, cybil. I'm watching it with someone. You want your Jenna porn to be with the fat guy with the mustache?

Thurgreed(I know his name, just can't place it right now)Marshall

Just trying to keep up the suspense as to whether that someone is your wife?

Ron Jeremy.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Do tell -- location, size, content?

I have been slacking in my ongoing quest for useless celebrity knowledge apparently.

Please say it doesn't say "Jenny from the block"!

I don't know if it says anything about her, but it is certainly an acquisition that was obtained after he fell in loooove. It pretty much covers his right (I think) shoulder, and it has a sort of tribal look to it, though I've never studied it in detail.

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

*The word "diva" now means "bitch", right?

given that diva had always had kind of bitchy connotations, since it was used to describe a woman who was famous due to being extremely talented, generally as a singer, but was difficult to work with - kind of like prima donna. but that thanks to vh-1's "divas" series the implications of great talent has been removed in favor of any popular female singer. hence someone like j. lo who as far as i can tell has almost no talent whatsoever can be called a "diva" or brittney spears who is an adequate singer but nothing special, alongside women who better fit the traditional definition of diva, such as aretha franklin, who earned the right to be difficult to work with due to their great talent.

therefore with the connotation of being extremely talented having been removed, what is left is being famous and difficult to work with. or "bitch." however, i think that thanks to vh-1, "diva" now mainly means "women who are popular with people who watch vh-1."

ms. naughty diplomat

[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I bet it rains on their wedding day.

And wouldn't that be ironic?


(please, please, let me be first with this -- unbelievably lame -- joke...)