Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Read the whole post, cybil. I'm watching it with someone. You want your Jenna porn to be with the fat guy with the mustache?

Thurgreed(I know his name, just can't place it right now)Marshall

Do not make fun of Ron Jeremy. He gives all fat men with 10 penises hope...

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do not make fun of Ron Jeremy. He gives all fat men with 10 penises hope...

Jeezis -- I didn't even know there was one such, uh, guy!


Ya learn something new every day on the 'ol FB!

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do not make fun of Ron Jeremy. He gives all fat men with 10 penises hope...

So THAT's how he gets all the chicks. All those penises.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Is there such a thing as "The Godfather" of porn?

Thurgreed(and I love Heather Hunter, if that helps)Marshall

There was a guy on public access who had a show he called the "Mike Hunt show." He was removed on the grounds that he was showing porno on public access. He sued on 1st Amendment. He settled.

But, on his show he would critique various porn movies. My favorite critique was about "Catch Her in the Eye" in which the money shots never catch anyone in the eye. However, if he is still running his website, he's the expert - he's seen them all.

Mike hunt's lawsuit

edited to add, that I think it was Mikehunt.com but they won't let me surf that here.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Read the whole post, cybil. I'm watching it with someone. You want your Jenna porn to be with the fat guy with the mustache?

Thurgreed(I know his name, just can't place it right now)Marshall

Might that be my main man, Dick Nasty?

We gals do not care if the guy is cute bc even if he were (and I have yet to see a cute porn star guy), we would still think he is disgusting. I am happy with Ron Jeremy bc at least he doesnt have a mullet and visible baseface.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Just trying to keep up the suspense as to whether that someone is your wife?

Good question. But since I would never marry yo mama, the answer is no.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do not make fun of Ron Jeremy. He gives all fat men with 10 penises hope...

Do the number of penises you have increase relative to how fat you are?

Thurgreed(off to McDonalds)Marshall

Help me out -- whats a "Money Shot?"

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[Who's Your Puft Daddy?]

[i]however, i think that thanks to vh-1, "diva" now mainly means "women who are popular with people who watch vh-1."

ms. naughty diplomat

I'm still waiting for VH-1 to "diva-ize" Elton John. He could get his own episode.

WhYP (RuPaul could be a special guest, but for the fact that s/he is so 1988) D

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Do the number of penises you have increase relative to how fat you are?

Thurgreed(off to McDonalds)Marshall

10 inch penises!

Apropos of that, rent "Edward Penishands".

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, I have a question and I would appreciate some specific answers.

I want to buy a porn dvd and I want it to be good. It needs to be hard core (penetration, money shots, etc.) high quality film, hot women, good looking guy(s) and I don't want it to be cheesy (I understand this last request may be impossible, but humor me). Although I've watched some porn in my day, I've never owned a movie and usually I watch the porn lite that you find on Skinemax or Playboy (that hotbox I had that one year was great -- and anyone who uses that last line for a joke just really isn't trying very hard).

I don't want to just hear from the guys, as I plan on watching it with someone else.

Is there such a thing as "The Godfather" of porn?

Don't be shy. All suggestions will be appreciated.

Thurgreed(and I love Heather Hunter, if that helps)Marshall

Agree with E/O re: Vivid. Try shophustler.com as well (perhaps not at work). Avoid Armegeddon and a lot of the other, smaller outfits - low production values and skanks. Unless you're into that. Ant twat.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by dealtoy
Help me out -- whats a "Money Shot?"

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Think about porn.

Think about what a guy does at completion in porn.

Think about that being on film.

money baby.

aV

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do not make fun of Ron Jeremy. He gives all fat men with 10 penises hope...

Ron Jeremy (aka "The Hedgehog") is one of the hairiest men alive, and he is one of the last of a dying breed to still cultivate the 70's era porn-star perm and "pornstache"... Still, he must be good at what he does since he has had a long career.

As for porn recommendations, check out Adult DVD Empire (all one word, no caps with a .com at the end, obviously not at work). Probably the best site out there, and where I get my DVDs from (I don't own a lot). Generally, I prefer the compilation DVD's, especially those by Vivid, which generally have 12-15 scenes with a particular star (yes, they have one for Jenna) with some special features.

As for more cinematic movies, they carry those too, including a currently popular one called "The Fashionistas"... The site is very searchable by genre and has detailed reviews. It also, IIRC, has a list of what their reviewers consider the "Top 100 movies of all time", and indicates those which won AVN (Adult Video News) awards, the Oscars of porn. Once you set up an over 21 login, you can even view screenshots of most movies they sell. They ship overnight for most items.

Hope this helps. We need a sponored link to these guys...

[Who's Your Puft Daddy?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Is there such a thing as "The Godfather" of porn?

Thurgreed(and I love Heather Hunter, if that helps)Marshall

If someone tells you there is, don't buy it. It'd probably something dated like 'Debbie Does Dallas', from the dark ages of porn. You might check the AVN website for reviews and awards of recent flicks.

Can't say that I have any specific ideas for you, but Zane used to be a good line (next to Vivid). Stacey Valentine mid-90s, baby.

10 inch penises!

I have always wondered about this. From what point do you measure to determine a penis length? From the pubic bone out? From the Scrotum (which side)? From underneath at the point you can feel your erection?