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11-10-2004, 03:53 PM
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#1396
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ooh, that burns. Not as badly as anal chili would, I'm sure, but still.
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So are you suggesting that if I'm flying, I replace the peanut butter with chili?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-10-2004, 03:54 PM
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#1397
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So are you suggesting that if I'm flying, I replace the peanut butter with chili?
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Where IS Atticus? He shouldn't miss this conversation. |
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11-10-2004, 03:55 PM
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#1398
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Where IS Atticus? He shouldn't miss this conversation.
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He said he hada to go to the bathroom. For some reason he was carrying a towel and a big tube of K-Y.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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11-10-2004, 03:56 PM
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#1399
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No harm ever came from extra effort.
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When did you sell out to the Man? |
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11-10-2004, 03:57 PM
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#1400
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Where IS Atticus? He shouldn't miss this conversation.
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Atticus has gone nocturnal like that guy with the expensive cell phone plan. I caught him in the dumpster outside my building last night. |
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11-10-2004, 04:00 PM
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#1401
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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unless she's really hot
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
(I miss Phil Hartman. Lesson that bears repeating: don't marry a stupid trigger-happy bitch)
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Words to live by. Uh, no pun intended.
Still no hockey. I am so desperate that I amost watched NBA basketball on ESPN the other day. {shudder}
Gary Bettman, I hope you die a slow and painful death for what you have done. (I started to write "hath wrought") I hope you burn in Hell. Or get stuck in an elevator with an informercial screen showing a loop of "Body by Jake" selling the new and improved Sitz-n-Slide (tm). |
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11-10-2004, 04:01 PM
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#1402
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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kindred spirits
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greatwhitenorthchick
I caught him in the dumpster outside my building last night.
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And you were loitering behind the building in the shadows near the dumpster at 3am why? |
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11-10-2004, 04:03 PM
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#1403
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Paging Slave
Interested?
Spree: Craig's List posting.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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11-10-2004, 04:04 PM
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#1404
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Paging Slave
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Interested?
Spree: Craig's List posting.
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Slave's a lover, not a fighter, baby. |
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11-10-2004, 04:05 PM
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#1405
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And you were loitering behind the building in the shadows near the dumpster at 3am why?
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Looking for dates.*
*too easy...
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11-10-2004, 04:05 PM
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#1406
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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timing
So Yahoo's headline proclaims that a mom just gave birth to twins at the age of 56. The article says that 263 children were born to women between age 50 and 54 in 2002.
I'm childless and I don't plan on having kids in the next year or so, but I do think that I probably want to have children someday. I think, however, that there probably is an age where I'd give up on that dream. My parents are in their 60s now, and I can't imagine being their age and having a kid in elementary school on purpose.
My arbitrary-not-having-been-there-so-I-have-no-idea-what-it's-like-to-be-old-AND-childless cut-off is probably around 45 or so, and that's probably pushing it. If I don't have a kid by then, I'm going to assume it's not meant to be.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-10-2004, 04:08 PM
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#1407
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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whee!
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Judge resigns after it was discovered she was in a porno.
All Rise
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I'm guessing this didn't help her case:
"Lungu denied it was her in the movie and asked the Forensic Institute, a state crime lab, to help her clear her name by taking photos of her and comparing them to the video."
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-10-2004, 04:11 PM
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#1408
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I miss Phil Hartman
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
(I miss Phil Hartman. Lesson that bears repeating: don't marry a stupid trigger-happy bitch)
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3. Sniff.
"Another time I was cut from the highschool football team... and my mother said, "Central's lost a fullback but the McNeal's have gained a daughter"... and in front of the other players too... priceless!... good times... good times..."
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-10-2004, 04:21 PM
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#1409
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Warning for Volume Sploogers
My memory on this is fuzzy, but didn't Sebby once describe a connection between Vitamin E and splooge volume? Anyway, gentlemen, don't experiment. Vitamin E May Pose Death Risk
P.S. The level of Vitamin E one gets from asparagus is considered safe, but I recommend you skip it altogether in favor of strawberries, which contain no Vitamin E, but fight scurvy ... and have other benefits.
Last edited by robustpuppy; 11-10-2004 at 04:25 PM..
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11-10-2004, 04:22 PM
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#1410
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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I miss Phil Hartman
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
3. Sniff.
"Another time I was cut from the highschool football team... and my mother said, "Central's lost a fullback but the McNeal's have gained a daughter"... and in front of the other players too... priceless!... good times... good times..."
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"Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.
"This way to the cafeteria!"
*sniff*
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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