Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

How to pick a good one: Skirt rolled way up at the waist to make it a mini, shirt actually tied to show off the stomach, cigarette in hand.

Yes, and here's what that girl looks like today:

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Dana Plato had nothing on Charlene.

TM

What's the rule on tcbing to Dana Plato's pictorial? Is there a hard and fast rule regarding masturbating to the dead?

[i was penske]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is adder a sock in the Petunia mold?

Petunia was in the patentpara mold, and patentpara was the female version of adder with a brand name fetish twist.

Get your sock chron correct, its this type of shite that separates the Slave-midskool wannabes from the oldskool ballers.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Great car/truck/SUV. I had that thing airborne twice. Shattered my rear window each time. And I drove it through a river once.

Jesus, I sound like a freaking hillbilly.

I thought they were good too, then I switched to Japanese, and I never went back.

[Jack Manfred]

I'll bet no one gave James Brolin a hard time when he married Jan Smithers back in the day. It's not a Catholic schoolgirl uniform, but she seems to have followed TM's rules for blouses.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You also left out Catholic School girl sex. We thanked the Lord (ha) for those repressed, sexy-ass uniform wearing Catholic school girls every day. The best thing about them was that you only had to see them on the train on the way to or coming from school. You haven't had a blowjob if one of these dirty little girls hasn't given you one in your friend's parents' room at 3:30.

How to pick a good one: Skirt rolled way up at the waist to make it a mini, shirt actually tied to show off the stomach, cigarette in hand. Of course, that was like 80% of them.

(I'm guessing this isn't a universal truth?)

TM

You fucking latchkey kids had all the after-school sex. My most vivid memories are of trying to remove 14 layers of interlocking girl's underwear while listening for steps in the hallway. Everyone's mom seemed to be home all. the. fucking. time. 90% of our time seemed to be taken up with finding places where you might have more than a five-minute window of opportunity.

[i was penske]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What's the rule on tcbing to Dana Plato's pictorial? Is there a hard and fast rule regarding masturbating to the dead?

did you read Slave's post above? John-Anthony Bailey (a.k.a. Jack Baker) died in '94. Obviously that rule went out for Slave at that point, and as goes Slave, so goes the board......

eta: what year did Johnny Wadd die?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What's the rule on tcbing to Dana Plato's pictorial? Is there a hard and fast rule regarding masturbating to the dead?

don't know if there was some rule pre-94, but once savannah offed herself any rule was at least subject to exceptions:

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You also left out Catholic School girl sex.

Sounds like a variant of the "different schools" type of high school sex.

[i was penske]

Originally posted by ironweed
You fucking latchkey kids had all the after-school sex. My most vivid memories are of trying to remove 14 layers of interlocking girl's underwear while listening for steps in the hallway. Everyone's mom seemed to be home all. the. fucking. time. 90% of our time seemed to be taken up with finding places where you might have more than a five-minute window of opportunity.

What were you doing with the spare 4:45?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You also left out Catholic School girl sex. We thanked the Lord (ha) for those repressed, sexy-ass uniform wearing Catholic school girls every day. The best thing about them was that you only had to see them on the train on the way to or coming from school. You haven't had a blowjob if one of these dirty little girls hasn't given you one in your friend's parents' room at 3:30.

How to pick a good one: Skirt rolled way up at the waist to make it a mini, shirt actually tied to show off the stomach, cigarette in hand. Of course, that was like 80% of them.

(I'm guessing this isn't a universal truth?)

TM

Oh no, its very universal. To tie two threads together, I usually had my hand up the skirt of one of those girls in the parking lot of my high school, in my beat up 86 Jimmy. I shudder to think what was in those filthy velour seats.

Originally posted by i was penske
What were you doing with the spare 4:45?

Your mom. LOL!

But seriously, really, all joking aside, I totally did not see that total burn coming when I posted about the five minute window. I think maybe I need an identity change. For the shame.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I went to an all-boys high school.

Yeh, this... not a good opening.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh no, its very universal. To tie two threads together, I usually had my hand up the skirt of one of those girls in the parking lot of my high school, in my beat up 86 Jimmy. I shudder to think what was in those filthy velour seats.

I was always happy with my red vinyl.

[i was penske]

Originally posted by ironweed
Your mom. LOL!

But seriously, really, all joking aside, I totally did not see that total burn coming when I posted about the five minute window. I think maybe I need an identity change. For the shame.

I am having a dutch auction of socks over on eBay. For you, GA discount.