Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sadly, the most recent post is from one "Moist Panties" (Coltraine?) and was on July 4 (how pathetic).

I haven't posted there since we moved.

[Shape Shifter]

A documentary was made about Ron Jeremy. It's worth the price of the rental, and they had it at my neighborhood Hollywood Video.

http://www.ronjeremy-themovie.com/

(Spree: nothing too dirty)

[LessinSF]

A song:

Mild and moderate you must be,
When you become the nominee.
A sanctimoniousness you must display,
An incorruptibilty you should convey

Pose you must for veneration
By the citizens of the nation;
Inspired by you youth must be,
Lest we descend into anarchy.

Urges low must be subjugated,
and all carnality expurgated.
Spotless must your character be -
Burnished by a native prudery.

Libertines, rates and volupturaies
Shall not serve as our functionaries!
Lechery, lust and debaucheries
Never shall besmirch our dignitaries!

Straight ahead you must stare
While the press strips you bare;
Chin up, chest out, head held high -
Show the voters you're their guy.

You're the man to lead the nation
From its swamp of degeneration
You're so clean it's nearly boggling,
No bare harlots have you been ogling.

Abnegation total is your creed,
You're so bloodless you don't bleed.
Blinding must your purity be,
When you become the nominee.

Temperance, prudence, and sobriety,
These will bring the Presidency!
Vice, dissolution, and obscenity,
These we'll exclude from our residency!

[Shape Shifter]

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-d...926-2003Jul15L

(A picture of the congressional intern email guy for the fashionable to comment upon)

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by LessinSF
___ says he is light for a defensive end, but I would have to rate him fairly heavy as a bed partner. He is a well-fed six-footer with his own muscle-building equipment at home. I feel like the filling in a Godzilla and mattress sandwich. Despite the reputed sensitivity-deading propertoes of the latex condom, ___ is remarkably quick off the line. Ten seconds after play commences, he sacks the quarterback and hustles back to the huddle for a time-out.

Originally posted by LessinSF

Temperance, prudence, and sobriety,
These will bring the Presidency!
Vice, dissolution, and obscenity,
These we'll exclude from our residency!

Assuming the first quote was written by, and not about, your subject, I'm going with G.W. Bush

[LessinSF]

http://www.nicktwisp.com/cbprev.html - buy the book. Buy his other books, Youth in Revolt (I've touted it before) in particular.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[(A picture of the congressional intern email guy for the fashionable to comment upon)

What a complete tool.

I like the extra open button on the shirt. It is, of course, a Polo. What else would the would be petty vengeful tyrant wear?

I can just imagine the phone call to Dad: "What do you mean you can't tell everyone at the club to not hire her? She was soooooooo mean."

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
(A picture of the congressional intern email guy for the fashionable to comment upon)

Also, in five years he's going to look like the guy standing in the background. NTTAWWT.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by baltassoc
What a complete tool.

I like the extra open button on the shirt. It is, of course, a Polo. What else would the would be petty vengeful tyrant wear?

I can just imagine the phone call to Dad: "What do you mean you can't tell everyone at the club to not hire her? She was soooooooo mean."

I thought pink polo shirts went out with Miami Vice? Are the 80's back? Oh yeah that's right, parachute pants are back...so pastels and linen must also....

Nah.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-d...926-2003Jul15L

(A picture of the congressional intern email guy for the fashionable to comment upon)

Oh my lord, that is pretty bad.

The sorbet checked shirts are SO 2 years ago (though I guess I don't know when the picture was taken, but even when it was in that look was ONLY done with an even brighter tie). If you're gonna wear the neck of the shirt open, remove the collar stays, guys. Death before logos. Then let's go on about the hair....

This guy thinks he registers anywhere on the food chain? Maybe in DC, I dunno what y'all find acceptable down there. But then my opinion of congressional interns was always rather dim: ambitious but not very bright or creative resume-stuffers from middling provincial universities (Amherst is distinctly above the pack, which leads me to believe that this guy really had no prospects) who were in student government because they weren't bright enough to make the cut on the newspaper. Majored in poly-sci thinking it was a real discipline. Has a real future in automotive franchises in a corn-fed burb in flyover-land.

For the as-yet uninformed, the full text of the e-mail from Mr. Paul Kelly Tripplehorn Jr. of Ft. Worth to his ex Michele from Univ. of Texas:

" From: Kelly Tripplehorn [its in the post but I'm not giving it to you]@hotmail.com
Sent: Tuesday, June 03, 2003 2:11 PM
Subject: you suck

Well, as of this afternoon, I was planning on ruining your career by making phone calls to all of my parents friends and have you blackballed from the workplace as well as every prestigous law school in the country, but then (lucky for you) I decided not to do that because you are a sad sad person and I will just let your life self destruct right before my eyes.

Michele I am sorry, I don't care how big of sadistic fucked up crush you have on me but people like me simple don't date people like you. You are too competitive with me and you just simply will never be better than me. I will always have more friends than you just because I don't care about beating people and lying to get to the top. (You are an absolute hipocrit in everything that you do, I am not going to go into details why you are because that would be a waste of my time and yours but I can assure you if you were to ever meet yourself you would hate your twin) I have told most all of the staff about our situation now and they already knew you were really messed you. They said when you were talking to them about me, they all told me you had 'serious issues' and that every word you said sounded scripted and they knew without a doubt that you were lying. I have noticed that people who you think are your good friends actually really dislike you but unlike me, they will not tell you to your face because they would rather be fake nice to you than be your enemy.

Now talking about how I am obsessed with money, I simply am not. You are. You always are trying to impress me by how much money you have and I don't care. The difference is though I talk about it but it is never about bragging and it is never directly about money, it is always directly about the conversation. For instance, someone will ask, what are you doing for july 4rth. And then I will say I am going to aspen. It is a simple fact that I am but since you don't have a house in aspen, you get offended because of your competitive nature. When you talk about money you will say something like UT's tuition is 5% of your family's income, thus my tuition would be 125,000. Yea, Michele you are right, I brag too much about what I have.

Well I am just going to stop writing because you are just absolutely beneath me. I have heard that you try to undermine people all the time that are better than you and everysingle time it does not work because people can see through such shallowness and that is why as I have heard so many times, Most "everyone at UT absolutely hates you." For instance even the people that you thought were your friends M____ M_____ or that girl you met at espn, they hate you, they just never say anything. Everyone knows you are a pathetic social climber who will go to any discusting means to move up the ladder. But guess what Michele, you will never move up the ladder because I am at the top and people like me hate people like you. You might be able to trick people like me for maybe a month or so but your true personality comes through after a while and it is vile, if that. You have sooooo many people that absolutely hate you and you will never know it because they will never say anything to your face. You will not succeed in life and even the staff thinks that also, after I told them about the things that you do. You suck and good luck being miserable for the rest of your life. I do not even know why I wasted my time typing this for suck slime. Everyone tells me that you are so beneath me (which you are) and I should not get worked up over suck trifles. By the end of the day if I wanted to, I could make a phone call and have your life absolutely ruined but there is no need because you are falling fast enough towards failure without me. In the end, all I can say is that people love me and people hate you. You should observe me and take a few notes on how to make real friends. Other than you tieing this one other person, I have never had such little respect for a human being in my life. I don't even have to tell you why because in my very accurate analysis that most everyone else agrees with, if you were to agree with my analyis about your character than my whole entire analysis would be wrong. Your inflamed ego has left you so blind and so impotent that you can nto even recognize the most obvious flaws in yourself. All your old roommates absolutely hated you and you still think the problem is with them, not you. Well I talked to your roommates and I thought they nice normal girls. So naturally, you would not fit in with them because you are so intellectually above them all. Right? You suck at life and you need to figure out why or you will be miserable for the rest of your life.

Once again from your intellectual, moral, social, and emotional superior,
Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, Jr. "

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I thought pink polo shirts went out with Miami Vice? Are the 80's back? Oh yeah that's right, parachute pants are back...so pastels and linen must also....

Nah.

His email and the photo offer so many examples of what is wrong with your species.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
His email and the photo offer so many examples of what is wrong with your species.

Thanks for posting the entire e-mail, DS. That is unbelievable. There supposedly was a pic on Senator Hutchison's website of the two of them together (now has been pulled). Would have liked to have seen that.

n(cranes neck at car wrecks)cs

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Thanks for posting the entire e-mail, DS. That is unbelievable. There supposedly was a pic on Senator Hutchison's website of the two of them together (now has been pulled). Would have liked to have seen that.

n(cranes neck at car wrecks)cs

If anyone wants to research the demographics of his family's neighborhood (or whatever) his zip code appears to be 76107-3111.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
This guy thinks he registers anywhere on the food chain? Maybe in DC, I dunno what y'all find acceptable down there.

No, not acceptable even by DC standards. All he's missing is the badge. I can't imagine how he looks on the Metro in that greenish light.

But let's be fair -- he never claimed to be either physically or sartorially superior:

doughboy
"Once again from your intellectual, moral, social, and emotional superior,
Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, Jr. "

I love the way he signed his whole name -- as if she wouldn't know who it was from, or as if he were practicing signing legislation.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If anyone wants to research the demographics of his family's neighborhood (or whatever) his zip code appears to be 76107-3111.

and, of course, it has hit snopes.com --

http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/tripplehorn.asp