Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by MisterEbola
I saw an episode of Cops not too long ago which featured Ft. Worth. Some dumpy neighborhoods mixed in there.

What, you thought Forth Worth was River Oaks?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Watchtower
This board has gotten very quiet. Is it because I posted on religion?

Somebody needs to stop thinking the world revolves around him.

We have just completed a very, very important stage of the TdF, so I have been distracted this morning and unable to continue baiting Atticus.

Now that it is concluded, let the posting frenzy begin!

[Watchtower]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't like your judgmental attitude.

Apologies. I'll lighten up.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Watchtower
Apologies. I'll lighten up.

You're too eager to please and, I'm beginning to think, obsessed with me.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Watchtower
I was thinking a small tatoo of a cross in a nearby location. Anyone have any better thoughts?

I'm thinking that a tat of a religious symbol in an erogenous zone would rather kill the moment. But if not for you two, praise the Lord!

I find it incredibly amusing that a near-illiterate privileged son of mediocre merit feels so confident touting his superiority over his ex. What a nit. All we can hope is that all the pampered-class inbreeding kills his line off soon so he can't make more pompous little asses like himself.

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He lives in FORT WORTH. We didn't need to know the value of his house to draw your conclusions. But that probably is a lot of money for Ft. Worth.

those big fish in cowtown ponds always turn out to be intolerable jersk. at least until they learn that being a big fish in whatever cowtown they are from does not equal being a big fish once they leave said cowtown.

eventually he'll probably slink back to fort worth so he can go back to basking in his daddy's reflected glory.

i mean puhleaze, its not like having daddy be vice president of something is a big deal. its about as important as having a daddy who is a biglaw partner.

mnd

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
How is the house valued and when was it purchased? I fight tooth and nail to keep the "value" of my house down for tax purposes, but I do all sorts of things to it to bring the "value" up for resale purposes. In my county, which can't be too differenlty structured than Tarrent County, the tax assessor can only start with the purchase price, and they can't raise the value beyond a certain percentage each year. So the value according to the tax assessor may be very different from what the market considers its value to be. Also, the dollar goes a hell of a lot further for real estate purposes in Texas, especially a smaller town like Ft. Worth, than it does in lots of other parts of the contry.

My guess is that the idiot probably goes to/went to Ft. Worth Country Day with a bunch of similarly situated idiots, and really thought he was all that.

According to the Tarrant County Appraisal District information, (http://www.tad.org/Datasearch/re.cfm...D40IP%28%20%0A), the appraised value is $600,380 for 2003 and the market value for 2003 is $689,800. As TF mentioned, it was purchased in 1986.

[MisterEbola]

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
those big fish in cowtown ponds always turn out to be intolerable jersk. at least until they learn that being a big fish in whatever cowtown they are from does not equal being a big fish once they leave said cowtown.

Is that like the Bud Fox statement from Wall Street: "There is no nobility in poverty anymore."

[Who's Your Puft Daddy?]

Originally posted by Watchtower
I did tell my wife about the board and the last discussion, and she kindly said that she'd be happy to shave her muff any way I'd like ...

Anyone who has the kind of relationship with their spouse that permits that type of conversation has my undying envy and admiration. Kudos to you, sir.

Just remember that that, plus $3.00, might get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks. Nothing more.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
According to the Tarrant County Appraisal District information, (http://www.tad.org/Datasearch/re.cfm...D40IP%28%20%0A), the appraised value is $600,380 for 2003 and the market value for 2003 is $689,800. As TF mentioned, it was purchased in 1986.

That's funny. If he were bragging about that kind of money out west, he'd find people laughing hysterically at his pompousness. 700k doesn't buy you a shithole out here. If you ain't got a mill, forget about it.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Watchtower
Apologies. I'll lighten up.

Since you responded sincerely to RP's joke, you might want to read this:

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...=4100#post4100

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I forgot the part where the interviewer asked whether Matt Damon would give a toast at the wedding. Jenny from the Block has this look like "over my dead body", then covered by mentioning that Casey, and not Matt, would be best man.

Also, Jenny from the Block does not let Ben get a word in edgewise. He appeared irritated to me. He is a Fucking Moron.

You could tell that she still has a little "hanging with Puffy" in her - like when she yelled at the paparazzi "hey this is private property and Benny (as she calls him aaaack) had to shush her.

I thought it was also funny that she burned the chicken, uses too much oil (she obviously doesn't cook much) and Benny couldn't tell wheter it was fish or chicken.

But in their defense - they seem very comfortable and happy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
That's funny. If he were bragging about that kind of money out west, he'd find people laughing hysterically at his pompousness. 700k doesn't buy you a shithole out here. If you ain't got a mill, forget about it.

We laugh at you having to spend half your income on housing . . .

[NotFromHere]

OK, new topic.

What's the deal with Hollywood men and toenail polish???
Last week (I think) some guy was on Leno, and Leno was giving him crap about wearing toenail polish (someone help me out here, who was it?)

And now, I see a picture of Val Kilmer with red toenail polish (not his color) in an old People magazine. Are you guys really going to start with this? Wasn't the earrings enough? What next? Blow dryers and curling irons?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
But in their defense - they seem very comfortable and happy.

I actually wish them a lifetime of happiness. Because when she ages a bit and her ass droops, and some male eye candy comes along who makes everyone realize that Ben really has absolutely no onscreeen charisma, they're going to have no one but themselves. And I suppose a few leeching remnants of their entourage, but don't even leeches head for better feeding grounds after a while?