Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Nope, fairly young and just happy with myself. And having once worked on an implant litigation case, I think it's psycho self-mutilation for limited reward. Same reason I won't inject poison into my skin to freeze my face so I look pretty.

What's yout take on tattoos? Piercing?

Ad(curious)L

Originally posted by robustpuppy
originally posted by SlaveNoMore


Said the ray of sunshine. After your post on the joys of mawwage, I needed a drink.

But NOT a ho-ho.

Wake up and smell the jism. Slave digs skanks bc they will let him stick it in their well trodden twats for nothing more than a C note. No talking, no handholding, no hassles.

Now, what I dont get is how he is okay sticking his dick in some hole where a million and one Lesters and Cornholes have been, yet his apartment is immaculately clean and he is OCD about something like body hair messing up his nice smooth clean surfaces.

[SlaveNoMore]

robustpuppy
Said the ray of sunshine.

Come to think of it, I am feeling rather jovial today.

robustpuppy

After your post on the joys of mawwage, I needed a drink.

But NOT a ho-ho.

I need a drink everytime I see one of my idiot friends get married -And it's only a matter of time before I'm taking them out drinking when they get divorced.

not(married)7yS

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
not(married)7yS

Not married? Or not not married?

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
Slave digs skanks bc they will let him stick it in their well trodden twats for nothing more than a C note. No talking, no handholding, no hassles.

Well-trodden perhaps. Yet, I do not recall you asking for cash.

not7y(begging the age old question of skankdom? The person who digs skanks - or the person who sleeps with the person who digs skanks)S

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
What's yout take on tattoos? Piercing?

Ad(curious)L

Tattoos: Always heeded my grandpa's advice, who pulled us all aside as we came of age, showed us the tattoos in his arm he'd gotten as a sailor, and snarled, "That was the stupidest fucking thing I ever did!"

Don't mind 'em on anyone else, except I'm completely amused by 'tribal' tatoos on kids from the Tribe of the Suburban Mall of America, and I hope they don't regret em later.

Piercing: these can close much more easily and painlessly than you can remove an implant or laser off a tattoo. Some places though, I am far too squeamish to even contemplate.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Well-trodden perhaps. Yet, I do not recall you asking for cash.

not7y(begging the age old question of skankdom? The person who digs skanks - or the person who sleeps with the person who digs skanks)S

This convo is so kewt.

r(ahh, young love)p

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Tattoos: Always heeded my grandpa's advice, who pulled us all aside as we came of age, showed us the tattoos in his arm he'd gotten as a sailor, and snarled, "That was the stupidest fucking thing I ever did!"

That reminds me of a I soldier I saw interviewed after Gulf War I. Prior to the commencement of the shooting war, he had gotten a huge-ass-"Desert Shield" tat on his deltoid, which, with the commencement of the hostilities, became immediately obsolete.

Originally posted by purse junkie Piercing: these can close much more easily and painlessly than you can remove an implant or laser off a tattoo. Some places though, I am far too squeamish to even contemplate.

Although a tongue or a nipple is kinda sexy IMHO, I will NEVER understand genital piercing.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
not7y(begging the age old question of skankdom? The person who digs skanks - or the person who sleeps with the person who digs skanks)S

Perhaps I have a far more exclusive definition of "skank" but not everyone who dances for money is a skank.

There are many skanky women who have never danced for money (at least not legitimately).

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large Although a tongue or a nipple is kinda sexy IMHO, I will NEVER understand genital piercing.

Had a friend in college who got his tongue pierced. Once you have seen a really nasty infected tongue, you will never say tongue piercing is sexy.

-T(shudder)L

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dude, you should know that silicon implants are the province of strippers, porn stars, and apparently private hookers everywhere. They are like a skank prereq. This you cannot deny. Most of the fakes I see are in pornos, strip clubs (on the rare occasion I go, and in Hollywood. The fact that people who arent trying to sell sex for a living have decided they look good is a little troubling in much the same way Csquared said she was troubled that people are either too skinny or too fat these days bc of unhealthy body images. When normal folks have decided that they want to look like a skank, it says something about where society is heading. Far far away from nature.

but I am just a vegetarian soy milk drinking hippy who likes to keep things real.

And dont judge me for disliking fake tits and the people who have them and what influence they have on youjng girls and unrealistic body images. You are utterly judgmental about something you know nothing about. Good lord.

Paigow,

Lets go to school again.

1. "Dude, you should know that silicon implants are the province of strippers, porn stars, and apparently private hookers everywhere."

And my friend's wife who is a professor, and my father's best friend's wife who lost breast tissue after breast feeding. My aunt's best friend who thought she "needed a lift". They are strippers, of course. And they have no class.

2. "When normal folks have decided that they want to look like a skank, it says something about where society is heading."

Actually, the examples I cited above all had moderate corrective and or tasteful (to use your loaded terminology) work done. Not every boob job is a Pam Anderson balloon, but who am I to make that statement to an authority such as you. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

3. "And dont judge me for disliking fake tits and the people who have them and what influence they have on youjng girls and unrealistic body images."

I made no moral judgment - I called you self righteous. Am I wrong? If you take that as negative, understand - I speak literally, expect of course when I use the term "classy," in which case I'm using an inside joke. A dictionary of which words I mean literally and which have subjective meanings will be provided "Clockwork Orange" style at the end of this post.

By the way, the ludicrous "You are not tolerant because you are intolerant of intolerance" works as bad here as it does for pro-lifers.

4. "You are utterly judgmental about something you know nothing about."

No, I'm advocating that there are two sides to the issue, which you refuse to recognize.

SD

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This convo is so kewt.

r(ahh, young love)p

took the words right out of my mouth.

[SlaveNoMore]

robustpuppy
This convo is so kewt.

Good one.

robustpuppy
ahh, young love

Now now. No need to get nasty.

not7y(besides, that girl isn't around today)S

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Although a tongue or a nipple is kinda sexy IMHO, I will NEVER understand genital piercing.

After seeing an MTV special on that (with the naughty bits blurred out as someone got it done half-swooning in happiness and pain), I almost keeled over.

p(too wussy to ever be a good punk back in the day)j

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigow,

Lets go to school again.

1. "Dude, you should know that silicon implants are the province of strippers, porn stars, and apparently private hookers everywhere."

And my friend's wife who is a professor, and my father's best friend's wife who lost breast tissue after breast feeding. My aunt's best friend who thought she "needed a lift". They are strippers, of course. And they have no class.

SD

Now, I'm not good at the translation thing like Thurgreed, but I think what paigow was saying is that all strippers have fake boobs, not that all people with fake boobs are strippers (you know, like all collies are dogs, but not all dogs are collies).

I think she has a point that to be in the "sex trade", fake boobs are a must. If her point is that anyone with fake boobs must be in the sex trade, then obviously, that is ridiculous. (you know, spelling "ridiculous" correctly now looks wrong to me -- sigh.)