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12-15-2003, 06:45 PM
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#1411
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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We need a decent poll.
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions, who would you question and what would you ask?
Me first.
To former president Ronald Reagan: Did you know about Oliver North's diversion of Iran arms-for-hostages sale proceeds to the Contra insurgency?
To the Pope: What are the secret contents of the Vatican library?
To OJ: Spill.
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To Atticus: Where do you come up with this shit?
To Spookyfish: Do you really love me for my mind?
To NotMe: Why aren't you gone yet? |
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12-15-2003, 06:46 PM
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#1412
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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We need a decent poll.
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions, who would you question and what would you ask?
Me first.
To former president Ronald Reagan: Did you know about Oliver North's diversion of Iran arms-for-hostages sale proceeds to the Contra insurgency?
To the Pope: What are the secret contents of the Vatican library?
To OJ: Spill.
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Feeling religious today:
To Mother Mary: Really!?? Come on!??!
To Christ: About this afterlife thing, ....?
To God: Who will win next year's Superbowl and what will the point spread be?
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A wee dram a day!
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12-15-2003, 06:46 PM
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#1413
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
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Originally posted by bilmore
He's really not a big guy.
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And coming from a guy the size of bilmore, that means he's REALLY small. He's about Michael J. Fox sized. |
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12-15-2003, 06:48 PM
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#1414
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hey there. Now, now. Let's not get all bent out of shape and start throwing little hissy fits or what have you. This type of thing happens all the times on these boards. You're probably too much of a newber to know this, but even I have faced the "Crying Game" accusations from time to time. If you just stick by your guns, your natural femininity will come out and people will stop doubting you. You don't see anyone questioning my masculinity, do you?
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Note:
Not Me Posts -- 428
PLF Posts -- 324
Funny jokes:
Not Me: 1
PLF -- 93
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A wee dram a day!
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12-15-2003, 06:51 PM
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#1415
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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We need a decent poll.
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions, who would you question and what would you ask?
Me first.
To former president Ronald Reagan: Did you know about Oliver North's diversion of Iran arms-for-hostages sale proceeds to the Contra insurgency?
To the Pope: What are the secret contents of the Vatican library?
To OJ: Spill.
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Those are the stupidest questions ever. We all know that the best three questions are:
[To a guru] Are you a guru?
Really?
Really?
And I think you are being naiive if you don't already know the answers to your three questions (well, maybe not #2 but who cares).
I was going to try to come up with three lame questions of my own, but realized I'm just not that curious about anything. I might ask Buddha what enlightenment feels like, but I have a feeling I wouldn't understand his answer anyway, so why bother.
I just realized this post sounds incredibly negative, and I'm actually in a pretty good mood. Go figure. |
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12-15-2003, 06:51 PM
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#1416
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
He's about Michael J. Fox sized.
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MJF is cuter. |
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12-15-2003, 06:52 PM
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#1417
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
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Originally posted by bilmore
MJF is cuter.
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Yeah, but it's easier to take a photo of PLF. On account of he holds still really well. |
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12-15-2003, 06:53 PM
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#1418
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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We need a decent poll.
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions, who would you question and what would you ask?
Me first.
To former president Ronald Reagan: Did you know about Oliver North's diversion of Iran arms-for-hostages sale proceeds to the Contra insurgency?
To the Pope: What are the secret contents of the Vatican library?
To OJ: Spill.
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To Lee Harvey Oswald: Did you act alone?
To Hitler: Was that you who died in that bunker or a body double?
To Elvis: Was that you I saw at the 7-11 in Michigan in 1984 buying pork rinds?
Atticus, you mean you would really need to ask OJ to know the answer?!?!?
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IRL I'm Charming.
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12-15-2003, 06:54 PM
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#1419
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Funny jokes:
Not Me: 1
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Cite please.
I triple-dog dare ya.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-15-2003, 06:54 PM
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#1420
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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We need a decent poll.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You just wasted two of your three on questions to which you already know the answer. Why? Some visceral joy in watching the confession?
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Based on your posts, I would have thought that you of all people would understand the special thrill one gets in irrefutably confirming that the one thing upon which others place their last hope is utterly false. The warm, smug feeling one would have by keeping it to oneself would be surpassed only by the pleasure of smugly dashing the hopes of those others.
BTW, spooky, the question said honest answers, not senile ramblings. My hypo, my rules. |
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12-15-2003, 06:56 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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We need a decent poll.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Those are the stupidest questions ever. We all know that the best three questions are:
[To a guru] Are you a guru?
Really?
Really?
And I think you are being naiive if you don't already know the answers to your three questions (well, maybe not #2 but who cares).
I was going to try to come up with three lame questions of my own, but realized I'm just not that curious about anything. I might ask Buddha what enlightenment feels like, but I have a feeling I wouldn't understand his answer anyway, so why bother.
I just realized this post sounds incredibly negative, and I'm actually in a pretty good mood. Go figure.
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hmm. the only question I have right now is how are things going with my boyfriend, gwinky, and when I get him back will he know new tricks? |
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12-15-2003, 06:56 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
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Originally posted by Dualit
Obviously you have not seen me on a Saturday night.
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Heh, I meant online, of course. I have met some men who are quite good at physically looking like women, no doubt about it. |
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12-15-2003, 06:56 PM
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#1423
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Cite please.
I triple-dog dare ya.
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You know, I was thinking of his very existence, but now I take it back. Correct that number to "0".
Thanks, Spooky.
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A wee dram a day!
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12-15-2003, 06:57 PM
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#1424
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yeah, but it's easier to take a photo of PLF. On account of he holds still really well.
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Parkinson's Disease jokes are so . . so . . . 90's. |
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12-15-2003, 06:58 PM
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#1425
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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We need a decent poll.
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
hmm. the only question I have right now is how are things going with my boyfriend, gwinky, and when I get him back will he know new tricks?
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He now knows how to sit up and beg. And roll over.
Oh wait. those are my tricks. |
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