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11-10-2004, 04:29 PM
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Warning for Volume Sploogers
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
P.S. The level of Vitamin E one gets from asparagus is considered safe, but I recommend you skip it altogether in favor of strawberries, which contain no Vitamin E, but fight scurvy ... and have other benefits.
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Like what? Strawberry tasting splooge?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-10-2004, 05:08 PM
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#1412
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Sharapova
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She's got some giant feet.
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Now Cinderella Can't Fit Into the Slipper, But She Can Get a Volleyball Scholarship
According to the market research firm NPD Group, today one-third of American women wear a size eight or larger shoe, versus 11 percent in 1987. Why? Blame sports! Foot bones grow in response to stress, and the huge post-Title-IX increase in girls and women participating in sports, combined to the huge increase in numbers of women working out at the gym, have led to an increase in average women's foot size.
http://www.nfl.com/features/tmq/110904
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11-10-2004, 05:10 PM
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#1413
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Sharapova
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Now Cinderella Can't Fit Into the Slipper, But She Can Get a Volleyball Scholarship
According to the market research firm NPD Group, today one-third of American women wear a size eight or larger shoe, versus 11 percent in 1987. Why? Blame sports! Foot bones grow in response to stress, and the huge post-Title-IX increase in girls and women participating in sports, combined to the huge increase in numbers of women working out at the gym, have led to an increase in average women's foot size.
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You know what they always say about girls w/big feet: big vagina.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 11-10-2004 at 05:18 PM..
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11-10-2004, 05:50 PM
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#1414
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Steaming Hot
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And you were loitering behind the building in the shadows near the dumpster at 3am why?
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(a) I practice dumpster law on the side; or (b) I moonlight at the cheesy eating & drinking establishment under my building (and if you knew the name of this eating & drinking establishment was, you would laugh long and hard). |
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11-10-2004, 06:46 PM
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#1415
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
(a) I practice dumpster law on the side;
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So you were violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality? |
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11-10-2004, 06:53 PM
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So you were violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality?
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It was waived because of the presence of a third party (Atticus) in the alley. I'm not even a litigator, and I know this.
OK, "know" is a strong word here.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-10-2004, 06:55 PM
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
(a) I practice dumpster law on the side; or (b) I moonlight at the cheesy eating & drinking establishment under my building (and if you knew the name of this eating & drinking establishment was, you would laugh long and hard).
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11-10-2004, 07:04 PM
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#1418
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It was waived because of the presence of a third party (Atticus) in the alley. I'm not even a litigator, and I know this.
OK, "know" is a strong word here.
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Only the dumpster can waive it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 11-10-2004 at 07:19 PM..
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11-10-2004, 07:06 PM
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Only the dumpster can wave it.
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So if I am sitting with my lawyer in a crowded Wendy's at lunch time, anything I tell her is privileged even though all those people can hear it? Sweet. Why do the lawyers always tell their clients to keep their mouths shut when talking to the police, then? I mean, as long as I turn to the lawyer and say "Should I tell them that I did murder that person and that plotting it out was really fun?" it's not like anyone could use that statement against me. I said it to my lawyer.
ETA why are you baiting me? Sheesh.
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11-10-2004, 07:09 PM
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Only the dumpster can wave it.
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Hi, privilege!
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11-10-2004, 07:18 PM
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So you were violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality?
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I don't know. That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking-guy. |
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11-10-2004, 07:22 PM
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Woody's? Moby Dick?
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I wish I could tell you but it's outable. But you are on the right track. |
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11-10-2004, 07:22 PM
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hi, privilege!
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[Waiving right back at you]HI![End waive and end this homynym joke which of course was started by my irresponsible typing]
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-10-2004, 07:23 PM
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
[Waiving right back at you]HI![End waive and end this homynym joke which of course was started by my irresponsible typing]
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Is homynym for homonym like womyn for women? A protest of sorts?
Last edited by greatwhitenorthchick; 11-10-2004 at 07:34 PM..
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11-10-2004, 07:24 PM
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kindred spirits
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is homynym for homonym like womym for women? A protest of sorts?
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Oh deer god. Look what I halve started.
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