Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm guessing bnb was somewhere in the neighborhood of 15 circa 1987. So even assuming available decolletage, you probably shouldn't have been doing lines off of her.

She told me that she was "old enough." And she seemed so mature, you know?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I'd guess that it's a typo for "back."

I assumed they meant what they said, which is "cack." Doing lines off the penis, or "cack" of some beefed up Chippendale.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I assumed they meant what they said, which is "cack." Doing lines off the penis, or "cack" of some beefed up Chippendale.

You are a veritable font of knowledge. Now answer me my sunscreen-on-the-back question.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are a veritable font of knowledge. Now answer me my sunscreen-on-the-back question.

I would but I never wear sunscreen. It suddenly occurred to me that I will surely die of melanoma. Nah, it will be liver failure.

But I knew the cack thing because I know cacks. I also know what a yak is. But I rarely, in fact almost never, yack. Not even a finger down the throat works.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I assumed they meant what they said, which is "cack." Doing lines off the penis, or "cack" of some beefed up Chippendale.

That is a new one for me. Alternative spelling of "cock" or a different word entirely?

Apropos of nothing, but that would seem to be an unusual place from which to snort. It's not exactly a dry, flat, or stable surface, no?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would but I never wear sunscreen. It suddenly occurred to me that I will surely die of melanoma. Nah, it will be liver failure.

But I knew the cack thing because I know cacks. I also know what a yak is. But I rarely, in fact almost never, yack. Not even a finger down the throat works.

What is a yak? Besides an animal.

PS I think if you lived here you might wear sunscreen. Then again, maybe not. Y'all have pretty hot, sunny summers up there. Oh, wait, I bet you are nocturnal.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm guessing bnb was somewhere in the neighborhood of 15 circa 1987. So even assuming available decolletage, you probably shouldn't have been doing lines off of her.

When did you become such a pansy?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What is a yak? Besides an animal.

PS I think if you lived here you might wear sunscreen. Then again, maybe not. Y'all have pretty hot, sunny summers up there. Oh, wait, I bet you are nocturnal.

An image search for yak came up with this result. I'm not sure what they're doing, but ABBA can probably explain for us.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
pansy?

I like flowers. Generally. Some Flowers I do not like so much, but mostly I like flowers.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
When did you become such a pansy?

When he had a daughter.

Oh, Flower, is it ok to enjoy LCD Soundsystem? How about Keane?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Not Bob
That is a new one for me. Alternative spelling of "cock" or a different word entirely?

I'm thinking Bill Swerski, as in Coach Dika has a huge cack. Da Bulls.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, but that would seem to be an unusual place from which to snort. It's not exactly a dry, flat, or stable surface, no?

I would really like to see this. Also: don't you cut that sh!t up with a razor blade? That's one brave Chippendale.....

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I dunno. You can encounter a lot of snakes gardening, and sticks tend to be readily available.

There are no snakes in the UK- that's how St. Patrick got famous.

SS the unusual vegetable thing probably means softer and less fibrous vegetables selected to be chewable even with the rotton teeth most Brits cultivate.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
When did you become such a pansy?

Circa 1987, in the first class lounge of an Air France Concorde while en route to Paris.

p.s. I miss Circa. Sniff.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
An image search for yak came up with this result. I'm not sure what they're doing, but ABBA can probably explain for us.

Hm. That appears to be some version of polo or something.