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06-16-2005, 06:02 PM
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#1411
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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it's the poetry man
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Have you ever made a vagina sing?
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I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
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06-16-2005, 06:03 PM
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#1412
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Did people launch themselves under their desks? Did a secretary come and stand in your doorway? Did anyone scream "Duck and cover?"
If not, it's not a real earthquake.
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I slept through the Northridge quake. It wasn't real?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-16-2005, 06:05 PM
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#1413
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I slept through the Northridge quake. It wasn't real?
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I had just moved to Atlanta from LA. A friend who owned a condo in Northridge called me and said "Hey, standing here, looking into my basement." I said, "I didn't know you had a basement". He said, "I didn't, until this morning." |
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06-16-2005, 06:05 PM
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#1414
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I slept through the Northridge quake. It wasn't real?
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If you build a tree in the woods with the Pope, will RT come?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-16-2005, 06:06 PM
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#1415
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Have you ever made a vagina sing?
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Does a queef count?
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Boogers!
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06-16-2005, 06:08 PM
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#1416
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Does a queef count?
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Why would it need to?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-16-2005, 06:10 PM
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#1417
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Did people launch themselves under their desks? Did a secretary come and stand in your doorway? Did anyone scream "Duck and cover?"
If not, it's not a real earthquake.
eta: 5.3 is a real earthquake. Especially in an LA highrise. Did you sway side to side or roll?
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Side to side, I guess. I must have angered the purse gods with my earlier post. I will run out and buy a Coach bag as soon as I get off work in order to make amends. Well, that and because I'm a shareholder, so I think of it as my way to help maintain profits. |
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06-16-2005, 06:12 PM
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#1418
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know what would be great? If someone made a commercial set in St. Mark's square where a man yells "I ... love ...eating...this...woman's... pussy!" while said woman looked simultaneously embarrassed and thrilled and pigeons flapped overhead.
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For some reason, every time I go to the board through the homepage today, it opens up to this post.
And every time, I laugh. |
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06-16-2005, 06:13 PM
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#1419
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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My nfh moment
Woman kills her dogs to move in with fiance
I'm happily doomed to spinsterhood if that's what it takes to get out.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-16-2005, 06:14 PM
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#1420
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Did people launch themselves under their desks? Did a secretary come and stand in your doorway? Did anyone scream "Duck and cover?"
If not, it's not a real earthquake.
eta: 5.3 is a real earthquake. Especially in an LA highrise. Did you sway side to side or roll?
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It was 71 miles east of downtown LA. Wasn't there a bigger one off the coast of Northern CA recently?
It was the first one I have noticed. I'm quite excited. It seemed like a rolling one, but our building is not very tall, and there was no swaying. I was also disappointed that it didn't look different outside  .
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-16-2005, 06:14 PM
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 15
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Word.
TM
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You can run but you can't hide, sucka!
Gr8testHitS(lave)
ps: PJ says hi! She got a new Kate Spade. Pink. |
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06-16-2005, 06:15 PM
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#1422
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I've always found it fascinating that St. Augustine grows in both Africa and the Americas, pre-dating in each place any known trade. Yet it doesn't grow in Europe. Seems to indicate pre-historic interaction of some sort.
Of course, it could just be from Pelagic birds. Except that you need to sod it.
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I catch your contintental drift.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-16-2005, 06:18 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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My nfh moment
I don't even have words. Just today I got all upset at lunch talking about the mother of the kid mauled by the pit bull, and the fact that people who don't neuter their pets because they want to breed their own puppies are selfish and irresponsible, and how people suck in so many ways, and now this. |
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06-16-2005, 06:18 PM
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#1424
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
It was 71 miles east of downtown LA. Wasn't there a bigger one off the coast of Northern CA recently?
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I'm probably going to have to go out there later this summer... so this shit can stop right now as far as I'm concerned. |
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06-16-2005, 06:20 PM
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#1425
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
For some reason, every time I go to the board through the homepage today, it opens up to this post.
And every time, I laugh.
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Apropos of nothing, I find the chick in that commercial kinda hot. I was disappointed when they stopped showing that one and started showing the "will you marry me? again?" ones with mom and dad in the crowd. |
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