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07-18-2003, 06:21 PM
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#14311
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rank subjugation jack
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Yes, my child loves Teletubbies...
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Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Why, oh why did I look?
Anne
Off to the nearest bar to try and scrub that image out of my brain.
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Maybe that little pic helps redefine hand-job. |
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07-18-2003, 06:26 PM
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#14312
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
What's truly bizarre is that this is the second story I've read today about being electrocuted while urinating on an electrically charged surface. The first was (coincidentally; I don't seek out these whiz-bang stories) on the Straight Dope website today.
Joke of the day: What's the difference between Congress and Malik the Russian teenager? Congress had a Dick Armey . . .
(Nice re: line. "You whizzed on the electric fence, didn't ya?") |
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07-18-2003, 06:29 PM
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#14313
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rank subjugation jack
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Yes, my child loves Teletubbies...
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Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
What's truly bizarre is that this is the second story I've read today about being electrocuted while urinating on an electrically charged surface. The first was (coincidentally; I don't seek out these whiz-bang stories) on the Straight Dope website today.
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Seems plausible. The salt in the urine will act as a conductor of electricity more so than plain water would. Although, the 600 - 700 volt shock might knock one backwards... |
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07-18-2003, 06:31 PM
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#14314
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Not Metrosexual Enough
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That was it? That was your big entrance? What does it take to get a decent socking around here anyway?
Oh, the disappointment...
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Thus illustrating that it is not my sock.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-18-2003, 06:33 PM
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#14315
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Only 19,876 more to catch Wilt
"I am innocent of the charges filed today. I did not assault the woman who is accusing me," Bryant said in the statement. "I made the mistake of adultery. I have to answer to my wife and my God for my actions that night and I pray that both will forgive me. ... Nothing that happened June 30th was against the will of the woman who now falsely accuses me."
Guess he's not denying the liaison any more.
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07-18-2003, 06:34 PM
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#14316
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Not Metrosexual Enough
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Originally posted by Someone's Evil Twin
Yes, and what's with these damn pseudo socks, hiding behind stupid, unrealistic personas! Dammit, if you're going to sock, sock. None of this namby pamby am I or aren't I, is this Penske or is this some other nobody. We're all socks here.
I am the evil twin of another sock. I am proud of it. I do not hide my sockhood.
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This post makes no sense to me. You are certainly not my sock. No offence.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-18-2003, 06:34 PM
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#14317
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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The Suck Intern -- New Picture
I am incapable of linking to the photo and it is too large to post here. Shrinking it diminishes the impact.
To see a photo of the Tripplehorn fashion victim and the foolish girl who dated him, click here and scroll down: http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwth...&o=0&fpart=all |
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07-18-2003, 06:37 PM
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#14318
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Kobe Charged
Kobe Bryant was charged with felony sexual assault this afternoon.
http://espn.go.com/nba/news/2003/0718/1582691.html
Edited to remove quote since I was slow on the trigger. |
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07-18-2003, 06:38 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Only 19,876 more to catch Wilt
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
"I am innocent of the charges filed today. I did not assault the woman who is accusing me," Bryant said in the statement. "I made the mistake of adultery. I have to answer to my wife and my God for my actions that night and I pray that both will forgive me. ... Nothing that happened June 30th was against the will of the woman who now falsely accuses me."
Guess he's not denying the liaison any more.
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Hell, if it was only adultery, he should have just denied it. Blamed the Republicans. Everyone knows its okay to lie about adultery, as long as you trying to protect your family from the embarassment.
Apparently, Kobe didn't study contemporary American (Living) History in college.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-18-2003, 06:38 PM
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#14320
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Slave's Room at the end of the weekend?
What is it with the artwork Saddam's family prefers? |
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07-18-2003, 06:40 PM
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#14321
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Only 19,876 more to catch Wilt
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hell, if it was only adultery, he should have just denied it.
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Well, after the "tests" they kind of had the goods on him there. Let's hope we don't have the Mike Tyson defense again. |
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07-18-2003, 06:41 PM
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#14322
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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The Suck Intern -- New Picture
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Originally posted by evenodds
I am incapable of linking to the photo and it is too large to post here. Shrinking it diminishes the impact.
To see a photo of the Tripplehorn fashion victim and the foolish girl who dated him, click here and scroll down: http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwth...&o=0&fpart=all
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Uhm....which one is she???
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-18-2003, 06:42 PM
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#14323
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Hangin wit Mephistopheles
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Photoshop Hell
Posts: 57
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Not Metrosexual Enough
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
This post makes no sense to me. You are certainly not my sock. No offence.
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Back at you. NTTAWT.
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Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris
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07-18-2003, 06:43 PM
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#14324
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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The Suck Intern -- New Picture
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Uhm....which one is she???
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The one in the next picture. |
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07-18-2003, 06:44 PM
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#14325
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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The Suck Intern -- New Picture
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
I am incapable of linking to the photo and it is too large to post here. Shrinking it diminishes the impact.
To see a photo of the Tripplehorn fashion victim and the foolish girl who dated him, click here and scroll down
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Don't scroll down too fast. I think we should invite some of those catty posters to join us over here.
Guess the Ft. Worth Country Day guesses were right on. Loomis-Chaffee was just a post-grad year to improve his cred. so he could get into Amherst. |
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