Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03 - Page 956

Penske_Account · 07-18-2003, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, after the "tests" they kind of had the goods on him there. Let's hope we don't have the Mike Tyson defense again.

I think he will be better served by going with the Dr. William Kennedy Smith defence.

Going a bit further down that path, he should have just gone the Senator Ted Kennedy the best defence is a good offence route and drowned the gold digging ho'. NTTAWWT.

Penske_Account · 07-18-2003, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
The one in the next picture.

Ah okay. I didn't think Lil' Kim or Snoopcat were interns for Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison, fo shizzle, my sizzle, indeed.

Anne Elk · 07-18-2003, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Apparently, Kobe didn't study contemporary American (Living) History in college.

Kobe didn't go to college.

notcasesensitive · 07-18-2003, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
I am incapable of linking to the photo and it is too large to post here. Shrinking it diminishes the impact.

To see a photo of the Tripplehorn fashion victim and the foolish girl who dated him, click here and scroll down: http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwth...&o=0&fpart=all

Twerp. His football roster at Amherst says he's 5'11"? Me no think so.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-18-2003, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Twerp. His football roster at Amherst says he's 5'11"? Me no think so.

and 205? Link
and a defensive tackle at that size? I know it's division III, but he's riding some major pine. And the hazing won't be too pleasant this August.

Shape Shifter · 07-18-2003, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Twerp. His football roster at Amherst says he's 5'11"? Me no think so.

Maybe when the penis growing from his head is erect.

notcasesensitive · 07-18-2003, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Don't scroll down too fast. I think we should invite some of those catty posters to join us over here.

Guess the Ft. Worth Country Day guesses were right on. Loomis-Chaffee was just a post-grad year to improve his cred. so he could get into Amherst.

I liked this post by BrickHorn --

Reasons I'm better than Paul Kelly Tripplehorn:

1. I am not as ugly as homemade soap.

2. I bathe.

3. I can spell.

4. I don't feel the need to compare myself to others (unlike Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, who is far inferior to me in the important categories of attractiveness, hygeine, intelligence and modesty).

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-18-2003, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I liked this post by BrickHorn --

Reasons I'm better than Paul Kelly Tripplehorn:
. . .

4. I don't feel the need to compare myself to others (unlike Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, who is far inferior to me in the important categories of attractiveness, hygeine, intelligence and modesty).

It has a certain paigowesque je ne sais quoi to it.

Penske_Account · 07-18-2003, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It has a certain paigowesque je ne sais quoi to it.

You're lucky she can't see that post Burger or she would kick your sorry ass!!

evenodds · 07-18-2003, 07:04 PM

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"Now he's the big favorite,'' Armstrong said. Armstrong looked stunned when he ascended the podium to accept the leader's yellow jersey. Afterward, he seemed spent -- physically and emotionally. "I had an incredible crisis. ... I felt like I was pedaling backward,'' a flush-faced Armstrong said. Temperatures in the shade reached 97 and were far worse in the sun. "Perhaps it was too hot for me,'' Armstrong said. "I don't know. I suffered.'' "It's the thirstiest I've ever been in a time trial, right from the beginning for some odd reason,'' he said.

Armstrong was not the only exhausted rider. Immediately after crossing the finish line in fifth place, American Tyler Hamilton -- competing with a broken collarbone -- stumbled off his bike, lurched forward and vomited.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-18-2003, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
You're lucky she can't see that post Burger or she would kick your sorry ass!!

she had me off ignore by later that afternoon.

and I very much doubt I'd suffer an ass kicking at her hands (or feet). Unless she brought an umbrella.

Penske_Account · 07-18-2003, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Unless she brought an umbrella.

Or a stun gun and testicle clamps, but perhaps if you were able to mount your bike before she caught you, you could lose her in the mountains.

Socking_Up · 07-18-2003, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Maybe when the penis growing from his head is erect.

I can't possibly be the first to say it, but damn is that one ugly suit that clod is wearing. Or is it a mismatched sport coat and ill-fitting dockers? Can't quite tell. And the tie. Ought to be given an immediate dishonorable discharge and buried deep.

Atticus Grinch · 07-18-2003, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds

Where had I gotten this crazy, fucked-up idea that Texas had some Mexicans living there?

Tyrone Slothrop · 07-18-2003, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If the economists were arguing it, that might be it. But I don't think Pat Robertson et al. are really worried about the externalities that prostitution imposes on society's sense of women.

Aren't they? (Not just women, but the nature of relationships.) They just put it differently.