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07-21-2003, 11:36 AM
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#14371
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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I'm signficiant!
By implication, Paigow has found me signficant.
Oh, Goody, Goody, Goody....
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A wee dram a day!
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07-21-2003, 11:44 AM
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#14372
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Is it a date or just coffee?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Get over yourself. You aren't that significant.
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Your bitterness is making you boring and predictable.
And unbangable.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-21-2003, 12:03 PM
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#14373
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Yawn.
There is nothing so disappointing as returning from watching an incredibly exciting TdF stage, in what has been the most competitive race in the last 50 years, to see that the only things posted are about who is ignoring whom and who is insignificant.
Dull.
Boring.
Yawn.
I expect better from all of you.
Even(cannot be ignored)Odds
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07-21-2003, 12:12 PM
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#14374
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,713
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Yawn.
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Originally posted by evenodds
There is nothing so disappointing as returning from watching an incredibly exciting TdF stage, in what has been the most competitive race in the last 50 years, to see that the only things posted are about who is ignoring whom and who is insignificant.
Dull.
Boring.
Yawn.
I expect better from all of you.
Even(cannot be ignored)Odds
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It's not very interesting but I read on my "serious" discussion list over the weekend that the Vegas paint ball thing is a fake. Apparently, it was a publicity stunt (see Snopes piece). |
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07-21-2003, 12:18 PM
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#14375
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Judge Orders Book Report
Judge Orders Man to Read 'Mockingbird'
WEST CHESTER, Pa. - A judge handed down a novel sentence to a defendant with a lengthy rap sheet: He ordered him to read "To Kill a Mockingbird."
Judge Juan Sanchez gave William Fowlkes, 46, of West Chester, his own copy of Harper Lee's classic novel and instructed him to read it and write an essay about how his "disgusting" behavior relates to the book.
Were I a judge, I might assign One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovic to let him know how much more life could suck.
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07-21-2003, 12:23 PM
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#14376
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Is it a date or just coffee?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Your bitterness is making you boring and predictable.
And unbangable.
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Please, I am the Ann Coulter of this board. You may find me tiresome, annoying. full of hyperbole and from Connecticut, but you still want to bang me. |
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07-21-2003, 12:26 PM
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#14377
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Is it a date or just coffee?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Please, I am the Ann Coulter of this board. You may find me tiresome, annoying. full of hyperbole and from Connecticut, but you still want to bang me.
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Well, maybe Thurgreed does....
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A wee dram a day!
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07-21-2003, 12:36 PM
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#14378
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rank subjugation jack
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Yes, my child loves Teletubbies...
Posts: 265
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Judge Orders Book Report
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Originally posted by evenodds
Judge Orders Man to Read 'Mockingbird'
WEST CHESTER, Pa. - A judge handed down a novel sentence to a defendant with a lengthy rap sheet: He ordered him to read "To Kill a Mockingbird."
Judge Juan Sanchez gave William Fowlkes, 46, of West Chester, his own copy of Harper Lee's classic novel and instructed him to read it and write an essay about how his "disgusting" behavior relates to the book.
Were I a judge, I might assign One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovic to let him know how much more life could suck.
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Or a day spent moderating the FB. |
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07-21-2003, 12:40 PM
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#14379
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Bumfight and Hand's job
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Mr. Hand: Your tale of sordidness on the train got surprisingly little response in these parts. Let me belatedly tell you "Good job, man. Well done. I'm getting a wedding band ASAP." But details, please. What did she look like? What was she wearing? Did she glide her french tipped-nails over your french tip as she handed you the note? C'mon man, for god's sake. We need to know.
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Ask and ye shall receive, Str8. This may be a little vague since I wasn't obsessively staring at her or anything, and because she was out the door by the time I realized what was happening, but...
Appeared to be late 20's, dark brown hair around shoulder length. Wearing as I recall one of those pseudo-men's dress shirts (white, might have had a pattern) with a medium-length dark skirt with a subtle floral print and black "strappy" sandals. Cannot provide brand or style details without turning in my "man-card" so that's the best I can do, but from what I remember she seemed pretty well put together. Thought she was cute, and if I wasn't so disinterested I'd probably be interested.
I'd recognize her if I saw her again, but I haven't seen her since. As a result, I haven't been able to explain my reasons for not calling her... |
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07-21-2003, 12:41 PM
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#14380
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rank subjugation jack
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Yes, my child loves Teletubbies...
Posts: 265
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Judge Orders Book Report
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Originally posted by MisterEbola
Or a day spent moderating the FB.
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Actually a sentence worse than death would be to force the condemned to go to a local middle school and write a report based upon those wonderful "science fair" experiments performed by 6th and 7th graders:
How long can a goldfish survive in a microwave oven;
Do plants like to listen to classical music or rap; and
Does soda really rot your teeth. |
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07-21-2003, 12:43 PM
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#14381
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Bumfight and Hand's job
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I'd recognize her if I saw her again, but I haven't seen her since. As a result, I haven't been able to explain my reasons for not calling her...
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Why wouldn't you call her to explain your reason for not being interested? |
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07-21-2003, 12:46 PM
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#14382
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rank subjugation jack
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Yes, my child loves Teletubbies...
Posts: 265
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2004 Vault Rankings
Theyyyy're Here:
http://www.vault.com/nr/lawrankings....d=242&top100=1
WSGR took a nice nose-dive.
Brobeck gone.
Williams & Connolly and Wiley Rein are now apparently New York firms.
Pillsbury made quite a jump.
Last edited by MisterEbola; 07-21-2003 at 12:53 PM..
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07-21-2003, 12:47 PM
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#14383
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Bumfight and Hand's job
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I haven't been able to explain my reasons for not calling her...
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If she saw your wedding ring, which your original post suggests she did, she doesn't need an explanation.
It shouldn't be a blow to her self-esteem to realize that a married man was not so overwhelmed by her beauty (of which he's only caught glimpses, anyway) that he was willing to cheat.
If her self-esteem would suffer, you would want to stay very far away, anyway, wouldn't you?
The line "I won't be ignored" comes to mind, for more reasons than one. |
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07-21-2003, 12:50 PM
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#14384
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Living the de-lux life
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Somewhere that's so 1984
Posts: 23
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Yawn.
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
There is nothing so disappointing as returning from watching an incredibly exciting TdF stage, in what has been the most competitive race in the last 50 years, to see that the only things posted are about who is ignoring whom and who is insignificant.
Even(cannot be ignored)Odds
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There's a new site motto in there somewhere -
Lawtalkers: Better than billing but not better than mountain stages of the Tour de France so come up with some better posts dammit. |
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07-21-2003, 12:54 PM
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#14385
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Yawn.
Quote:
Originally posted by Who's Your Puft Daddy?
There's a new site motto in there somewhere -
Lawtalkers: Better than billing but not better than mountain stages of the Tour de France so come up with some better posts dammit.
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Yes! We have a winner!
After I remove our current FB motto on the forums page, I will replace it with this.
Even(the current motto is for AG)Odds |
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