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10-31-2005, 12:57 PM
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#1426
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Moisturizer for Men
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Uh, I'm a woman and I'm asking so I can buy it for a man. And I'd far rather swallow than get a facial.
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Facials only (intentionally) exist in porno, right?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-31-2005, 01:01 PM
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#1427
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Location: Flyover land
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Moisturizer for Men
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Facials only (intentionally) exist in porno, right?
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Wrong. It has spread into real life. In request form, at least.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-31-2005, 01:04 PM
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#1428
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Moisturizer for Men
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Facials only (intentionally) exist in porno, right?
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As far as I'm concerned, yes.
Will I get more replies to my moisturizer question if I say that the guy getting the nonfacial blowjobs currently has hands that feel like sandpaper?
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delicious strawberry death!
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10-31-2005, 01:10 PM
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#1429
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Moisturizer for Men
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Yes, the Kiehls would be a fine choice. no froo froo female smell.
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Keihl's Facial Fuel. 4.5 stars.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-31-2005, 01:11 PM
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#1430
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Moisturizer for Men
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Facials only (intentionally) exist in porno, right?
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My new policy is surprise facials for all one night stands. Hilarity ensues.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-31-2005, 01:13 PM
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#1431
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Moisturizer for Men
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
As far as I'm concerned, yes.
Will I get more replies to my moisturizer question if I say that the guy getting the nonfacial blowjobs currently has hands that feel like sandpaper?
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Poor bastard.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-31-2005, 01:15 PM
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#1432
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
My new policy is surprise facials for all one night stands. Hilarity ensues.
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That's probably dangerous given the exposed penis right in front of her face (or his face, in your case, NTTAWWT).
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 10-31-2005 at 01:18 PM..
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10-31-2005, 01:19 PM
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#1433
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WacKtose Intolerant
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's probably dangerous given the exposed penis right in front of her face (or his, in your case, NTTAWWT).
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If you nail her in the eye it temporarily shocks and blinds her such that I can make my get away. Ask Sequels. No offence.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-31-2005, 01:22 PM
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#1434
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
If you nail her in the eye it temporarily shocks and blinds her such that I can make my get away. Ask Sequels. No offence.
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She was probably about 5 years old when you could still get some velocity behind it. You're clearly a dribbler now.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-31-2005, 01:27 PM
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#1435
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
And I'm a 13 year old girl looking for other 13 year old girls who want to hang out and do sleepovers.
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Me too! Let's have a cuddle party!
p.s., Sparkle is a woman, Pony. But she can cuddle too.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-31-2005, 01:29 PM
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#1436
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WacKtose Intolerant
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're clearly a dribbler now.
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Clearly?!!? I thought we agreed what happened in Chicago stayed in Chicago!!?!?
Now I get the double entendre behind the "loose lips" nickname. NPI!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-31-2005, 01:30 PM
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#1437
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Moisturizer for Men
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Facials only (intentionally) exist in porno, right?
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Nope. There are a lot of women out there who don't like to swallow, And Hank refuses to believe he can't get pregnant that way.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-31-2005, 01:31 PM
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#1438
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Moisturizer for Men
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wrong. It has spread into real life. In request form, at least.
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The sex habits of death row or lifers doesn't always represent the general public's behavior.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 10-31-2005 at 01:35 PM..
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10-31-2005, 01:33 PM
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#1439
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Moisturizer for Men
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
As far as I'm concerned, yes.
Will I get more replies to my moisturizer question if I say that the guy getting the nonfacial blowjobs currently has hands that feel like sandpaper?
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I would have answered, and with very helpful recommendations- EXCEPT Pony would call me a fag for knowing it. Is not wanting to seem femmy a legit use for the anon poster?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-31-2005, 01:34 PM
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#1440
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Clearly?!!? I thought we agreed what happened in Chicago stayed in Chicago!!?!?
Now I get the double entendre behind the "loose lips" nickname. NPI!
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It's not like I wanted to watch you with that tranny. I was forced.
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