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[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
That is fucking ridiculous. It looks like a plaid diaper.

That's appropriate, because the woman cannot dress herself. Does Mischa Barton ever not look fucking ridiculous?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I read about a half-dozen of his books when I was in middle school. No Coins Please was definitely the best. I also liked the one about the high school for the arts (I still remember the artist guy who had the compulsion to paint camels). The other ones don't stick out much in my mind. There was one that took place in a private school and another that took place at a very shitty public high school and neither of those really stand out in my mind. How can I remember all this crap and not remember anything from a deposition I took last month?

Which book had the grandfather who was obsessed ith the weather channel?

You got me -- I haven't read em in 20 years, at least.

Your girl did great last night. Congrats to her and Scrubika. And I think Boogie's playing it all wrong.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was not aware this board required any.

I assume that was an insult?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Only on one side. Unless all your partners have had the same weird sternum defect/mutation.

Nah, mostly I go for the big boobies, but I was trying to think outside the box.....

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
You got me -- I haven't read em in 20 years, at least.

Your girl did great last night. Congrats to her and Scrubika. And I think Boogie's playing it all wrong.

I (obbiously) missed most of the season, but I did catch the last two episodes. Was Howie that much of an ass the whole time? They must use some powerfully good psych testing to find people that wouldn't pop him (or Marcellas, for that matter).

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Paisley
Hi ncs!

I'm a long (LONG) time lurker, recently 1st time poster (yet not Penske sock), who is native to the hood and provides food advice.

By the by, apologies for not welcoming you when you first de-lurked. I have no excuse for failing in my duties/

Anyway, welcome. I am always happy to see new people post and join this little sociological experiment gone awry. Makes it a little bit less of a (let's see if I can remember the line correctly) clique-ridden, ego-stroking circle jerk.

By the way, is my Podunkville schtick tired? What is the word on the lurker street? Do Big Ed, Wanda, Piggly-Wiggly, and the Dew Dropp Inn need to be retired?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's a horrible thing to say about a baby. She does have unusually profuse hair, but it's not freakish. I know at least three babies with that much hair (mine is not among them).

I know at least 3 babies whose mom(s) have made paternity claims against me that had that much hair at several weeks. And that's not counting their lower backs....

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Pic of Kelly trying to get into Jeff Gordon's car. The look on that guy next to her is priceless.

she looks like Kelly Osbourne. she won a national talent show? holy shit.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Not Bob
By the by, apologies for not welcoming you when you first de-lurked. I have no excuse for failing in my duties/

Anyway, welcome. I am always happy to see new people post and join this little sociological experiment gone awry. Makes it a little bit less of a (let's see if I can remember the line correctly) clique-ridden, ego-stroking circle jerk.

By the way, is my Podunkville schtick tired? What is the word on the lurker street? Do Big Ed, Wanda, Piggly-Wiggly, and the Dew Dropp Inn need to be retired?

Going back to the days before I quit socking, I have (at least) one sock, that has never posted but is a longtime lurker. I inquired and that sock tells me your schtick is still fresh as the day is long, iykwim.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
By the way, is my Podunkville schtick tired? What is the word on the lurker street? Do Big Ed, Wanda, Piggly-Wiggly, and the Dew Dropp Inn need to be retired?

I think I said this like 2 years ago.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think I said this like 2 years ago.

TM

Maybe it would work better for you if you had a visual of what NotBob looks like- it might be funnier to you then. NB, would you be willing to meet Thurgreed?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think I said this like 2 years ago.

TM

It was not tired then and it is not tired still. Like Dick Clark, some things never get old.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I assume that was an insult?

Why would you assume that?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yeah, but that's a lot a lot of hair. Someone called her sasquatch today.

New fashion trend - bow shorts. I think they'd make me (and most people over 100 lbs.) look fat.

I'm sure I probably should scroll then post, because it's so obvious, but those things look like diapers.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Why would you assume that?

Because up until then, you said nothing positive about her sex life.