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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-21-2003, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
I have a male friend who is quite the pimp. He described his weekend adventures to me over lunch -- the story culminated in "and so she said she wanted to go to a strip club . . ."

Has there ever been a situation where an unrelated man and a woman have gone to a strip club together and not had sex after?

One on one? B/c I've been to a gentlemen's club with a group of girls (just friends of the group - really) and guys and no one had sex after. In fact, the strip club had just as many women patrons as men. There was even a bachelorette party going on. She got on stage and was groped accordingly. It was wonderful. It used to be that a female would get in free to a gentlemen's club. I don't think that's the case anymore...

NotFromHere · 07-21-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes. NTTAWWT.

OMG E/o, now look what you've done. Now it's going to look like me and peske went to a strip club together.

evenodds · 07-21-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes. NTTAWWT.

Okay, if a woman says to a man she is dating, "I've never been to a strip club, we should go," she means, "I am going to fuck you tonight."

Penske_Account · 07-21-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
OMG E/o, now look what you've done. Now it's going to look like me and peske went to a strip club together.

And what makes you so sure that we haven't?

ABBAKiss · 07-21-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Has there ever been a situation where an unrelated man and a woman have gone to a strip club together and not had sex after?

I do this actually quite frequently, with various men not related to me.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-21-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Okay, if a woman says to a man she is dating, "I've never been to a strip club, we should go," she means, "I am going to fuck you tonight."

Hey, my wife went to a strip club with a few guys from school a few months back after they'd all had a pile of drinks at happy hour. Does that mean she got gang banged?

S(that whore... I'm going to a massage parlor for a hummer right now)D

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-21-2003, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
Ugh. Take off the satin panties and boxing is just two lunkheads beating the crap out of each other in a barfight.

Besides the Tour, give me baseball. Serene, simple, pure, limited gore.

Its the gore that makes boxing so fucking great. A good slugfest is the best. What other sport lets you see a guy who's right has more pressure than a great white shark's bite pummel another dude's face? Good brawlfest boxing is like seeing a baseball game where Reggie Jackson is perpetually at the plate. Each time a guy throws a combination, it might knocks the sweat ten feet off the other guy's head and land him on the canvass. No sport gives you that much pure adrenaline in a short period of time.

Baseball's dull because it takes forever and until recently was a pitcher's game.

If I could pay to watch two lunkheads beat the hell out of each other in a barfight, I'd do that too.

Penske_Account · 07-21-2003, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, my wife went to a strip club with a few guys from school a few months back after they'd all had a pile of drinks at happy hour. Does that mean she got gang banged?

Possibly, NTTAWWT.

Sidd Finch · 07-21-2003, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by reba
And I cannot believe you thought I was Paigow. Not even close mon ami. You disappoint me, Paigow and the whole board. I cannot believe I once thought you were interesting as your posts show that you are obviously a fourth rate intellect, severely jealous of your mental and physical superiors who needs to vent his rage out somewhere.

I think the subtext has just swallowed the text. Or past has become present. Or history has become reality. Or Fringey went off her meds for the weekend.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-21-2003, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by reba
And with that you have proven why chevy is the assclencher that he is. Thanks Sebby, as someone with more wit and grace than I once said, you may be bangable.

Well, fuck, nobody in their right mind can make a valid argument for why America's Cup is a sport. Its not even a topic worth debating.

I love the beach, and I enjoy sailboats as much as the next guy, but yatch racing ain't a fucking sport in the classic sense of the word.

I think a lot of yuppies like America's Cup because they think they should. Its a manby pamby thing for folks to watch to differntiate themselves. Gimme Rufus v. Geno for 15 rounds over that boat racing crap anyday...

NotFromHere · 07-21-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
And what makes you so sure that we haven't?

I dunno. Is your girlfriend a stripper?

LessinSF · 07-21-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Okay, if a woman says to a man she is dating, "I've never been to a strip club, we should go," she means, "I am going to fuck you tonight."

I have been to strip clubs with women, and, although it is not guaranteed sex, the likelihood of sex goes way up. If, as you posit, the woman is someone you are actually dating, but have not yet fucked, the likelihood of that situation being rectified approaches 100%.

purse junkie · 07-21-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No sport gives you that much pure adrenaline in a short period of time.

Or lets you tear another guy's ear off with your teeth and receive only a mild reprimand--bonus!

Given that I nearly passed out watching one of those goddamned "Nip/Tuck" promos, I think I'd better stay away from watching actual gore.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-21-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its the gore that makes boxing so fucking great. A good slugfest is the best.

Well, it unquestionably highlights man's evolution and accomplishments of the past 3000 years.

Where's the strategy? Smash his face now? Or save it for later, and smash his face then?

Boxing has become a joke. The major fighters dance around each other, with a fight every six months against some tomato can, instead of each other. Can we imagine this in another sport? The lakers and celtics refuse to play, except once, in the 80s, and only then after Bird is hobbled with injuries and Magic is in decline. Or the Yankees cite a few injuries and tell everyone they won't play the world series until next october.

NotFromHere · 07-21-2003, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
I have been to strip clubs with women, and, although it is not guaranteed sex, the likelihood of sex goes way up. If, as you posit, the woman is someone you are actually dating, but have not yet fucked, the likelihood of that situation being rectified approaches 100%.

But what if she's asking because she just wants to see naked women? Isn't there a likelihood that your equipment doesn't interest her much?