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07-21-2003, 07:14 PM
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#14506
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Guaranteed Sex
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I think she means men are on a scale of lousy to great, and women on a scale of lousy to grrreeeeaaaatt.
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I think she means that while men are generally better at it than women generally, the standouts are women. Like how Jerry Seinfeld observed that women are generally funnier than men, but all* the great comics are men, or women are generally better cooks than men, but all* the great chefs are men.
*I can't remember if he was sexist enough to say "all," or just sexist enough to leave it unspoken but implied.
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07-21-2003, 07:17 PM
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#14507
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 217
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Fisting!?!?!
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is this where we discuss fisting?
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Now, this is a poll topic. How many FBers have engaged in this activity?
(I was in a relationship for most of 90s that broke up just as the millenium turned. This particular activity was never on the menu back then, but seems to have become au courant in some circles in the meantime. Maybe it was the reference in Chasing Amy. NTTAWWT)
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07-21-2003, 07:28 PM
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#14508
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the gravy boat
Posts: 18
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Fisting!?!?!
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Originally posted by idle acts
Now, this is a poll topic. How many FBers have engaged in this activity?
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today or ever?
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07-21-2003, 07:35 PM
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#14509
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 217
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Fisting!?!?!
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Originally posted by au jus
today or ever?
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with each other, of course.
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07-21-2003, 07:43 PM
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#14510
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Lebowskiing
LOUISVILLE, Ky., July 21 — The Real Lebowski lives. And people love him. Jeff Dowd, the inspiration for the main character in the Coen brothers’ 1998 mistaken identity comedy “The Big Lebowski,” joined more than a thousand fans at the second annual Lebowski Fest — a celebration of bowling, white Russians and all things Lebowski. THE FILM “HAS a rewatchability that most other films don’t,” said Russell Cooley, a 25-year-old research analyst from Madison, Wis., who drove more than 10 hours to attend. “You can watch it over and over again and it’s still funny.”
In the film, Los Angles slacker The Dude — “I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback” — is played to perfection, Dowd says, by Jeff Bridges. He then becomes entangled in kidnapping and pornography when all he wants is restitution for his ruined rug — and he’s mistaken for a millionaire of the same name.
OK, I don't get it. I didn't find it funny the first time. Maybe I should watch it again? Of course I'm one of the few who enjoy the Simpsons.
the making of a cult
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-21-2003, 07:43 PM
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#14511
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Fisting!?!?!
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Originally posted by idle acts
Now, this is a poll topic. How many FBers have engaged in this
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Wow, we've really come full circle now.
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07-21-2003, 08:04 PM
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#14512
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Moving on up
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 61
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Paging Maude Lebowski
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, I don't get it. I didn't find it funny the first time. Maybe I should watch it again?
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Flashpoll: Will it be Paigow, reba or one of her other tribute socks that responds to this?
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07-21-2003, 08:21 PM
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#14513
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Paging Maude Lebowski
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Originally posted by blueballs
Flashpoll: Will it be Paigow, reba or one of her other tribute socks that responds to this?
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I'd bet the field on this.
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07-21-2003, 08:30 PM
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#14514
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WTF? Gonna TUIMMALB
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: In a Pure, Pure Place
Posts: 32
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Insert General Tso's Chicken Here
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
An article about a Japanese tattoo artist who was tired of stupid people getting Asian tattoos and gets his revenge by changing the meanings.
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The funniest part is the reaction of Kerri Baker, whose tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!” -- “I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”
This story has to be a joke. But it's a good one.
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07-21-2003, 08:35 PM
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#14515
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Insert General Tso's Chicken Here
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Originally posted by Socking_Up
The funniest part is the reaction of Kerri Baker, whose tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!” -- “I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”
This story has to be a joke. But it's a good one.
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Yeah, as if "insert vegetable chow mein" would have been OK.
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07-21-2003, 09:33 PM
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#14516
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Is it a date or just coffee?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is great! It is like my work is done here bc apparenlty the board has replaced me with a better version of me. That was quick, leagl. Who is your headhunter?
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I am behind, I'm never gonna catch up, so I have no idea what you are talking about. But I hate not to answer a question so I'll say that E/O is my headhunter. Apparently E/O you did a good job! :sportswav
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07-22-2003, 12:39 AM
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#14517
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Guaranteed Sex
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
As leagl and others can attest, it's not all "foreplay." Think hands.
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You think about your own hands. You leave my hands alone, thank you very much.
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07-22-2003, 01:40 AM
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#14518
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Underpants Gnomes!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 302
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Guaranteed Sex
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
You think about your own hands. You leave my hands alone, thank you very much.
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You can't possibly object to someone giving you a hand, now can you?
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07-22-2003, 08:39 AM
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#14519
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Guest
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Lebowskiing
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
LOUISVILLE, Ky., July 21 — The Real Lebowski lives. And people love him. Jeff Dowd, the inspiration for the main character in the Coen brothers’ 1998 mistaken identity comedy “The Big Lebowski,” joined more than a thousand fans at the second annual Lebowski Fest — a celebration of bowling, white Russians and all things Lebowski. THE FILM “HAS a rewatchability that most other films don’t,” said Russell Cooley, a 25-year-old research analyst from Madison, Wis., who drove more than 10 hours to attend. “You can watch it over and over again and it’s still funny.”
In the film, Los Angles slacker The Dude — “I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback” — is played to perfection, Dowd says, by Jeff Bridges. He then becomes entangled in kidnapping and pornography when all he wants is restitution for his ruined rug — and he’s mistaken for a millionaire of the same name.
OK, I don't get it. I didn't find it funny the first time. Maybe I should watch it again? Of course I'm one of the few who enjoy the Simpsons.
the making of a cult
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This movie gets better upon repeated viewing. Even James Lipton agrees (and there is an assclencher if ever I saw one). I think this may have something to do with the fact that one might be prone to focus on the plot the first go round, which is not the film's strong suit In fact, it isnt totally sensical (or to quote Maud, "The story is ludicrous") . This movie is pure dialogue and characters. So the more you watch it the more you put your focus in the right place. And tehre are so many gems in this movie that you cant appreciate every one in just one viewing. This probably explains the "rewatchability" of this brilliant classic.
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07-22-2003, 09:29 AM
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#14520
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Guest
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The efficacy of fake tits
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ast_implants_2
Story on the FDA reconsidering the ban on silicon chemical balls. Here is a question. The story says that most silicon bags break down after seven years and that a relatively large number of saline bags rupture. Do most women who do this kind of thing end of waking up one mornin with lopsided tits needing emergency surgery? Do the majority of funbags not last forever and if so, are the women who get them totally fine with the notion of a lifetime of surgeries to rotate their wheels? This seems pretty high maintenence, spendy and risky, so I was curious. Surgery scares the bejesus out of me, as do hospitals, so I can't imagine engaging in this kind of commitment. But I dont know the pain and trauma of being an A cup (which I would think would be fun- no bras, no sagging) so I really cant speculate as to whats worse.
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