Fringey's taut-abbed painter - Page 97

Not Bob · 12-17-2004, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Sorry no cleavage involved (which is a good thing since I have small TITS. I can drink a beer, balanced on my forehead, without using my hands (or anyone else's).

Quality, not quantity, is what matters. I realize that this is the minority view here in FB Land -- I once, at the request of a dearly departed poster who felt oppressed by the sizeist FB males (I don't think that our lesbian contingent was sizeist), wrote a manifesto at the other place called something like "Breasts: In Praise Of The Petite And Perky."

But I digress. How exactly does this beer trick work? And is the beer in a bottle, can, or glass/cup/mug?

I am curious.

ABBAKiss · 12-17-2004, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
(Although rumours do persist that Mister "Small Balls" Ruysbroeck and his crew may try to force her out).

When did MR garner this nickname? I hadn't heard that.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-17-2004, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Randy Fucking Johnson.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

By no means, a done deal.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1947995

TM

spookyfish · 12-17-2004, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
By no means, a done deal.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1947995

TM

Strangely enough, the broadcast news this morning was saying it was.

But thanks for trying to make me feel better.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-17-2004, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Sorry no cleavage involved (which is a good thing since I have small TITS. I can drink a beer, balanced on my forehead, without using my hands (or anyone else's).

Please explain.

Anne Elk · 12-17-2004, 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
But I digress. How exactly does this beer trick work? And is the beer in a bottle, can, or glass/cup/mug?

I am curious.

The beer is in a cup. The cup is on my forehead. After a few contortions, the beer is in my mouth.

[Eric Idle voice]Great way to break the ice at parties.[/Eric Idle voice]

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-17-2004, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
The beer is in a cup. The cup is on my forehead. After a few contortions, the beer is in my mouth.

[Eric Idle voice]Great way to break the ice at parties.[/Eric Idle voice]

"After a few contortions" is the new "yada yada yada."

TM

mmm3587 · 12-17-2004, 11:38 AM

Christ, could they have telegraphed what they were going to do anymore? They could at least have had the praise be pretty equal or had it go the opposite way, but it was pretty obvious from the very beginning of the Lincoln Center segment that Kelly had won. What a tool. I didn't like him that much, and he doesn't seem that smart. If only Jen had been competent enough in social interaction to see how abrasive she was and how she fucked herself by attacking people when she could have just refuted their points. That was what killed her, I think. Wherever the line for appropriate behaviour and cadence for women in business falls, she fell on the "bitch" side of it. If she were a guy and that abrasive, people would still dislike her.

She'll be ok, though. Fuck, she's probably one of the few people who wouldn't consider the salary alone a windfall. Maybe someone like Pamela, Raj or Chris the stockbroker, too, but it's not like the Rob, Sandy, Andy, Stacy, Jen C., Maria, etc. crowd is making anywhere near that much.

I liked the live aspect of it. It gave us all kids of fun tidbits like the other Jen looking indignant when she thought the runner-up Jen was taking her glory, Pamela* looking pissed when Omarossa suggested she was a bitch and the CEO of that Trump business being so inept at public speaking that he couldn't even explain why he hated Jen so much before he sat down. The set pieces about all the poor behaviour were fun, too, and I can't believe that Ivana didn't even want to say that she wouldn't drop trou again. I wonder if Andy's comment about The Contender was fed to him. Probably. He doesn't actually seem that smart or funny.

* Who, I thought, looked pretty good in those low cut jeans and in Maxim. Large, full breasts and great stomach.

mmm3587 · 12-17-2004, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
The beer is in a cup. The cup is on my forehead. After a few contortions, the beer is in my mouth.

[Eric Idle voice]Great way to break the ice at parties.[/Eric Idle voice]

This thread is worthless without pics.

ABBAKiss · 12-17-2004, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
This thread is worthless without pics.

Unless we finally get step by step instructions. I need a new party trick. And I have great TITS.

spookyfish · 12-17-2004, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have great TITS.

I have to agree. This thread is worthless without pics.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-17-2004, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
And I have great TITS.

Don't eat that. Eating that can cause very large breasts. Oh my God, I'm too late!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 12-17-2004, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Who, I thought, looked pretty good in those low cut jeans and in Maxim. Large, full breasts and great stomach.

Fuckers stole my idea

mmm3587 · 12-17-2004, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
The beer is in a cup. The cup is on my forehead. After a few contortions, the beer is in my mouth.

This is made even hotter by all the sentences I can imagine coming next. They are all variations on "is in," "is on my" and "is in my," too.

Anne Elk · 12-17-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
This thread is worthless without pics.

Pics do exist, but they would be outable. Would this be an appropriate ACL activity? I just may have to join all you folks next year.

This trick features the ass more than the TITS. Although if you fail, the boys will appreciate the damp TITS (wear a white t-shirt).