Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You have guessed correctly that I have not. But if I had, I certainly would not have taken any shit from the son a of a dirty wop bitch-whore like you.

Damn. I was only poking fun at NFL commentators.

*sniff*

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You have guessed correctly that I have not. But if I had, I certainly would not have taken any shit from the son a of a dirty wop bitch-whore like you.

"Zidane did not specify exactly what Italian defender Marco Materazzi said that enraged him, but that it was insulting to his sister and mother."

“He (Materazzi) pronounced very tough words about my mother and my sister. I tried not to listen to him but he kept repeating them,” Zidane told in a live interview on French television channel Canal Plus.

“I did insult him, it’s true,” Materazzi said in Tuesday’s Gazzetta dello Sport. “But I categorically did not call him a terrorist. I’m not cultured and I don’t even know what an Islamic terrorist is.”

See Flower, here's the difference - in American Football, the clock stops after every play. But while the clock is running, it is perfectly OK, in fact encouraged, to hit a player on the opposing team as hard as you can, above the knees. So long as you do not kill him. Sure you'll get the occasional Jim McMahon career ending body slam, but in all, perfectly legal.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I’m not cultured and I don’t even know what an Islamic terrorist is.”

BTW, this may be an even better defense than the "some of my best friends are black" defense.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
"Zidane did not specify exactly what Italian defender Marco Materazzi said that enraged him, but that it was insulting to his sister and mother."

“He (Materazzi) pronounced very tough words about my mother and my sister. I tried not to listen to him but he kept repeating them,” Zidane told in a live interview on French television channel Canal Plus.

“I did insult him, it’s true,” Materazzi said in Tuesday’s Gazzetta dello Sport. “But I categorically did not call him a terrorist. I’m not cultured and I don’t even know what an Islamic terrorist is.”

See Flower, here's the difference - in American Football, the clock stops after every play. But while the clock is running, it is perfectly OK, in fact encouraged, to hit a player on the opposing team as hard as you can, above the knees. So long as you do not kill him. Sure you'll get the occasional Jim McMahon career ending body slam, but in all, perfectly legal.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Damn. I was only poking fun at NFL commentators.

*sniff*

Oops, my bad. I got carried away. I'll consider myself soundly head-butted if that helps to make up my rashness.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
"Zidane did not specify exactly what Italian defender Marco Materazzi said that enraged him, but that it was insulting to his sister and mother."

“He (Materazzi) pronounced very tough words about my mother and my sister. I tried not to listen to him but he kept repeating them,” Zidane told in a live interview on French television channel Canal Plus.

“I did insult him, it’s true,” Materazzi said in Tuesday’s Gazzetta dello Sport. “But I categorically did not call him a terrorist. I’m not cultured and I don’t even know what an Islamic terrorist is.”

See Flower, here's the difference - in American Football, the clock stops after every play. But while the clock is running, it is perfectly OK, in fact encouraged, to hit a player on the opposing team as hard as you can, above the knees. So long as you do not kill him. Sure you'll get the occasional Jim McMahon career ending body slam, but in all, perfectly legal.

Can you maybe explain in a bit more detail what the point is you are trying to make? I am pretty sure I don't care, but I want to make sure.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

I am not even going to tell you what my "burning Hank" Google image search found.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't know what kind of insults are common on American football fields, but I am guessing that if a white player called out to a black player who was walking away that his mother was a "dirty little nigger whore," there might be a reaction involving more than a head butt. Maybe I am wrong, and race baiting is common in the trenches of manly American football.

Cpl. Judson: Bastard, 88, called me a coon.
Spearchucker: Called you a what?
Cpl. Judson: Coon.
Spearchucker: OK, that's an old pro trick, to get you thrown out of the ball game.
Cpl. Judson: Well...
Spearchucker: Why don't you do the same thing to him?
Cpl. Judson: What, call him a coon?

I believe the next step is to talk about how you slept with the offensive player's sister. That will make him Zidane-mad, which will make him chase you to, conceivably, head butt or cause other damage to you, forcing the referee to throw him out of the game.

TM

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You you telling me this guy has played professional soccer for decades and he hasn't learned to tune out insluts hurled at his momma? Europeans are wusses. Don't ever put him on the sidelines for an American Football game. They'd eat him alive.

2. I mean, the guy played in Italy, for god's sake. "You're mother's a whore" is a relatively nice insult for Italians.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Cpl. Judson: Bastard, 88, called me a coon.
Spearchucker: Called you a what?
Cpl. Judson: Coon.
Spearchucker: OK, that's an old pro trick, to get you thrown out of the ball game.
Cpl. Judson: Well...
Spearchucker: Why don't you do the same thing to him?
Cpl. Judson: What, call him a coon?

I believe the next step is to talk about how you slept with the offensive player's sister. That will make him Zidane-mad, which will make him chase you to, conceivably, head butt or cause other damage to you, forcing the referee to throw him out of the game.

TM

Personally, I remain deeply depressed that Zidane could end such a wonderful career in such a stupid way.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Cpl. Judson: Bastard, 88, called me a coon.
Spearchucker: Called you a what?
Cpl. Judson: Coon.
Spearchucker: OK, that's an old pro trick, to get you thrown out of the ball game.
Cpl. Judson: Well...
Spearchucker: Why don't you do the same thing to him?
Cpl. Judson: What, call him a coon?

I believe the next step is to talk about how you slept with the offensive player's sister. That will make him Zidane-mad, which will make him chase you to, conceivably, head butt or cause other damage to you, forcing the referee to throw him out of the game.

TM

Yeah, but things were a little more fast and loose during the Korean War. They were happier, more innocent times when it was O.K. to give a black guy a nickname like "Spearchucker" in a playful nod to his African tribal ancestry.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Personally, I remain deeply depressed that Zidane could end such a wonderful career in such a stupid way.

Buck up. The drama should make for an exciting rematch when France and Italy play again in a Euro 2008 qualifying match on September 6.

[SlaveNoMore]

Pretty Little Flower
Buck up. The drama should make for an exciting rematch when France and Italy play again in a Euro 2008 qualifying match on September 6.

Won't both Materazzi and Zidane be playing for the Red Bulls long before that?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Won't both Materazzi and Zidane be playing for the Red Bulls long before that?

Shut up, you hairless dog of a mafia whore.


Incidentally, I saw Pele, Beckenbauer, and Chinaglia play for the Cosmos, back in the day. I think they were all in their 40s or 50s, but still.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Won't both Materazzi and Zidane be playing for the Red Bulls long before that?

Downing energy drinks, laughing, and playfully head-butting each other on the sidelines. But the players still stuck toiling away for their national teams will be going at each other with a blood-feud vengeance.