Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

Originally posted by MisterEbola
Sorry, if I don't feel a nice handful of 1) boobie, 2) coochie, and 3) long hair, I'm not going to play.

=Long hair sometimes negotiable=

Kongratz. You are the newest addition to the ignore list.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Kongratz. You are the newest addition to the ignore list.

Welcome Mr. Virus. Life is good here on the list. E/O, could I suggest adding to the queue a new logo: "Where we all strive to be on Paigow's Ignore List".

Or, perhaps, "WheRe wE all strIVe to be oN Paigow's Ignor Lisp?"

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This I do not understsand, for what female character in film is greater than the great Maud? I mean, besides Bunny.

I'm indifferent to the female characters. I like the nihilists. funny.

[notcasesensitive]

Anyone watch last night? I only caught the last 20 minutes. The wrestling film was scary. This is what guys do when left to their own devices? I much prefer the partying scenes from The Bachelorette.

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No real surprise for me on the eliminations (even after missing the content of the show). I expected the sweet little blond boy to be out last week... He was like the same size as her. And Munsch was obviously not going to win the girl...

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes, Burger, I'm saying that no man -- be he a lumberjack or a curtain designer wearing more eyeshadow than Joan Rivers -- can work a cock like a chick who knows what she's doing. Its all about the touch, and no man can use his hands or mouth like a chick.

That said, I have been with impatient clumsy girls who made my dick feel like a cat scratching post, but those women were a very minute exception to the rule.

S(You know Munch? He could suck the chrome off a Winnebago)D

You do go on about stuff you cannot possibly know anything about.

Quite extraordinary really. I am pleased to know however that as a woman, I am very good at sucking but not particularly good at fucking. I'll have to remember to bring in a man to finish off my gf next time we have sex. Because I can't possibly do it myself, according to the rules according to SD.

Has it crossed your mind that perhaps, just perhaps, people who are wired to have sex with the same sex might go about it a little bit different from someone who is not wired that way?

The level of ignorance you show is one thing, no big deal, the fact that you insist you know what you are talking about and make these sorts of pronouncements is absurd, and frankly, rather belittling.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh lordy, do not tell me you went to this! Was it fun? Maybe I should go next year as my avatar, which would probasbly be original given that I anticipate being the only chick there. My ex and I staged a Big Lebowski tribute in the vicinity of the place it was supposed to be in, complete with a tab full of causcasians. This could be my replacement for Dead shows and Burning Man.

Have you noticed that the only people on this board who don't bow to the greatness of this movie are the gals? This I do not understsand, for what female character in film is greater than the great Maud? I mean, besides Bunny.

No, I didn't go. It's Kentucky for god's sake. The Derby might be able to pull me in, but that's about it.

I got the shirt from lebowskifest.com.

Her life is in your hands, Dude.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes, Burger, I'm saying that no man -- be he a lumberjack or a curtain designer wearing more eyeshadow than Joan Rivers -- can work a cock like a chick who knows what she's doing. Its all about the touch, and no man can use his hands or mouth like a chick.

I propose we, as a board of concerned humanitarians, sponsor a Pepsi challenge for Mr. Dangerfield. We meet in Nevada at some brothel and set you up with 3 girls and one guy (maybe Danny Bonaduce can recommend a transvestite hooker) and see if your powers of perception are what you claim.


I'm willing to toss $250 into the kitty, no pun intended.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone watch last night? I only caught the last 20 minutes. The wrestling film was scary. This is what guys do when left to their own devices? I much prefer the partying scenes from The Bachelorette.

Sadly, my reality tv watching has been completely curtailed by bike racing (and yesterday's greatest stage I've ever seen live), so I've missed all of this show.

How does it compare to the first one?

I am only watching Surf Girls and Project Greenlight regularly. MtB2 and RW when I remember.

Originally posted by leagleaze
The level of ignorance you show is one thing, no big deal, the fact that you insist you know what you are talking about and make these sorts of pronouncements is absurd, and frankly, rather belittling.

But is that really a good reason to insult a member of our august community?

[MisterEbola]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Kongratz. You are the newest addition to the ignore list.

Well, I'm sorry that I offended you in that I've ignored you by excluding what must be your physical presence of 1) breasts, 2) a coochie, and 3) a penis. Must be nice to be able to take the advice of others when they say to you to go "Fuck yourself."

Anyhow - ignore lists. What a fucking shame that is. Now Paigow has basically nobody left to speak to other than her schizophrenic alter ego.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Self Employed Fluffer
But is that really a good reason to insult a member of our august community?

Yes.

The level of ignorance you show is one thing, no big deal, the fact that you insist you know what you are talking about and make these sorts of pronouncements is absurd, and frankly, rather belittling.

No, no, leagl. It is humorous. I love those posts. You apparently need to rewire your approach.

and on an unrelated note, you have misspelled "tomorrow" in the link area. It offends my inner Timmy.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, no, leagl. It is humorous. I love those posts. You apparently need to rewire your approach.

and on an unrelated note, you have misspelled "tomorrow" in the link area. It offends my inner Timmy.

Apparently. I'll look at the link, thanks for letting me know.

Edited to say I see what you mean. I don't control those spellings, they are hosted by the service that does the ads. I can't change them.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by evenodds
Sadly, my reality tv watching has been completely curtailed by bike racing (and yesterday's greatest stage I've ever seen live), so I've missed all of this show.

How does it compare to the first one?

I am only watching Surf Girls and Project Greenlight regularly. MtB2 and RW when I remember.

I caught Project Greenlight this weekend for the first time. It was great! Crazy directors trying to circumvent the established channels! I love the interplay of egos.

Surf girls was good last night.

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Even though it was shitty of Kula to bag April that way, you couldn't feel too bad for the girl when she had been stealing waves from other girls for the entire competition. Seems like Mary is a shoe-in on the long board side. Who is the strongest of the short boarders?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by leagleaze
You do go on about stuff you cannot possibly know anything about.

Quite extraordinary really. I am pleased to know however that as a woman, I am very good at sucking but not particularly good at fucking. I'll have to remember to bring in a man to finish off my gf next time we have sex. Because I can't possibly do it myself, according to the rules according to SD.

Has it crossed your mind that perhaps, just perhaps, people who are wired to have sex with the same sex might go about it a little bit different from someone who is not wired that way?

The level of ignorance you show is one thing, no big deal, the fact that you insist you know what you are talking about and make these sorts of pronouncements is absurd, and frankly, rather belittling.

Leagl:

I think you assumed several conslusions from my simple point which I did not intend.

My one and only point was that I believed women were better at all forms of foreplay than men. I am confused how that point can be construed to be an insult to gay people or a commentary on gay sex. I never said anything about women being bad at fucking in my post - you took that by implication, and that implication was not present. My apologies of my post was broad enough to be subject to several different interpretations. Call me Chaucer...

I had not considered whether gay people go about sex acts differently than straight people, but being a man, and knowing many gay men, I tend to doubt their foreplay abilities are much better than mine. My hypothesis is that both gay and straight men are equally clumsy at foreplay in comparison to women.

You are right that I cannot comment with absolute authority on whether a gay man gives better head than a straight man because I have never gotten a hummer from a guy. However,
I am a man, and I am therefore quite familiar with what a man's hand feels like in the genital area and I assure you unequivocally that a woman's hand feels better, and its not just because sex always beats masturbation (trust me, after you've been with the same person for a long time, sometimes TCBing is a welcome change). Its because women simply have better hands. I also glean my conclsuion that women have better hands from many bisexual women I know who have no reason in hell to lie about something like that.

Now if my conclusion is an insult to men (since it cannot be an insult to women either straight or gay), than so be it.

S(BTW, I'd never say women can't fuck - I've had my brains fucked out by chicks)D