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12-15-2003, 08:57 PM
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#1456
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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A new pet peeve evolved over the weekend
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
And as we know, if it's not Scottish, it's crap. And if there's anyone who knows (and throws) his crap...
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Aye. Ah hink Ah need a bevvy.
Ye ur mah favorite.
Scottish translator
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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12-15-2003, 08:58 PM
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#1457
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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We need a decent poll.
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions, who would you question and what would you ask?
Me first.
To former president Ronald Reagan: Did you know about Oliver North's diversion of Iran arms-for-hostages sale proceeds to the Contra insurgency?
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Unfortunately, the honest answer to this question (as of now) would most likely be the same as it was then (whether it was honest then or not -- which it most likely wasn't).
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12-15-2003, 09:01 PM
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#1458
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Viagra & NYC HHs
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I never heard of this joker (Chris London) before Penske's posts, but after 10 seconds reading his blog I must agree with P. that he is truly wretch-worthy (definitely not sponge-worthy). I can't imagine any sane woman would consider having sex with him, let alone extended viagra-"enhanced" sex. As dtb would say, {shudder}.
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And you even missed his "I put on Seal and make macaroni and red sauce" discussion. I see he's still trying to work the "I cook and listen to chick music" bit but has moved from Seal to Bocelli. From his blog:
"Anyway, what's what a renaissance man (by his own definition) to do on Sunday without football, Soprano’s, other than listen to some Andrea Bocelli, tuning into MSNBC, reading the Times over some home made Chicken Pizziaola and Linguine." |
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12-15-2003, 09:05 PM
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#1459
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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The latest from the It Was Bound to Happen Dept.
Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow.
It heartens me to think that there are even bigger dorks than Sidd on the web. Perhaps one of them can explain to me the answer to the question that has really bugged me since 1975, to wit, why "airspeed velocity" is not redundant, which is to say not needlessly repetitive.
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12-15-2003, 09:12 PM
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#1460
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Clemens no longer interested in oral sex
I hope he tells his wife.
Clemens rejects Hummer.
“You guys are going to have to hang onto your Hummer because nothing’s changed,” Clemens told KKRW-FM shortly before the deadline set by the classic rock station’s morning show hosts. “I’m retired right now.”
no more hummers
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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12-15-2003, 09:14 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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I move that we form an FB Legal Aid society for her pro bono representation.
Woman Faces Charge for Selling Sex Toys.
I further move that "bringing butt-plugs to Texas" be made the American version of "coals to Newcastle."
(Note to Texas authorities: This post is sold only as a novelty.)
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12-15-2003, 09:29 PM
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#1462
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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What's the name of the board?
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Definitely. I still have visions of her pulling her skirt up to retrieve the cellphone in her garter.
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Too bad she's a Scientologist.
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12-15-2003, 09:35 PM
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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I move that we form an FB Legal Aid society for her pro bono representation.
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Woman Faces Charge for Selling Sex Toys.
I further move that "bringing butt-plugs to Texas" be made the American version of "coals to Newcastle."
(Note to Texas authorities: This post is sold only as a novelty.)
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Not to be outdone. A local radio personality in Atlanta was recently ticketed for not having a license while he was collecting goodies during his "Toys for Twats" campaign. The only cite I can give is me for listening to it. Today they received a call from a lonely woman who then received a Rabbit. I would like to thank the Board for having previously educated me as to what a "Rabbit" is.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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12-15-2003, 09:45 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Reality TV Update!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Fugee
I loved non-celeb Mole because it wasn't about being voted off; you stayed in the game by your own wits.
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That ain't true either. But I catch your drift.
TM
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 12-15-2003 at 09:49 PM..
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12-15-2003, 09:48 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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What's the name of the board?
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Too bad she's a Scientologist.
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Then she's eligible for the annual Special Academy Award for "Most Convincing Portrayal of a Sane Person by a Scientologist." Past recipients include Nicole Kidman, Giovanni Ribisi and Mimi Rogers, but not (for obvious reasons) John Travolta or Juliette Lewis. |
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12-15-2003, 09:48 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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I move that we form an FB Legal Aid society for her pro bono representation.
Has anyone heard from RT?
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12-15-2003, 09:49 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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I move that we form an FB Legal Aid society for her pro bono representation.
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I would like to thank the Board for having previously educated me as to what a "Rabbit" is.
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I would like to thank the Board for making me notice lacrosse players' bodies.
I was at the gym tonight ignoring the other three people in the weight room until I heard them talking about lacrosse. So, at that point, I had to "get water" and check them out. Very, very nice.
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12-15-2003, 11:16 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Would she have to remove the shoes five minutes after your orgasm?
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Only if she puts them back on. And then takes them off. And then puts them back on. Over and over.
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12-15-2003, 11:19 PM
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#1469
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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survivor question (hope the spoiler works)
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
spoiler
didnt he look just like John Holmes whenh he had just a mustache at the vote?
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John's porn-star stache was about the funniest thing in Survivor history. Tremendous choice. I also love how Jonny Fairplay is apparently John's backyard-wrestling persona. And man, is that guy committed to getting his secret hand-sign on national TV. He really worked that thing. What kind of neuroses does that show???
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12-15-2003, 11:22 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's not how it's supposed to be? I can't believe mummy lied to me like that!
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