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07-22-2004, 01:16 PM
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#1456
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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TDF
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Shh. Honey, Comcast is a cable provider.
Linky
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Ahhhhh. The scales have fallen from my eyes. Thank you, love.
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07-22-2004, 01:16 PM
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#1457
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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TDF
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Tease.
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It is super-secret invisible ink. It can only be read by the virtuous.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-22-2004, 01:16 PM
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#1458
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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TDF
or just let anne explain herself.
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07-22-2004, 01:19 PM
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#1459
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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TDF
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Yes, 20 of them.
Thanks for posting their photo.
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You are a f'ing ass.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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07-22-2004, 01:20 PM
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#1460
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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TDF
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It is super-secret invisible ink. It can only be read by the virtuous.
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Then how do you know you wrote what you intended to?
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07-22-2004, 01:21 PM
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#1461
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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TDF
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Then how do you know you wrote what you intended to?
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I have the super-secret decoder cock ring.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-22-2004, 01:22 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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My other other news source
With all this free time from CNN, I'm learning some interesting stuff. Most recently, Salon tells me that pregnancy sex is amazing. Now I'm wondering if it is so great that it is worth raising kids for decades for. So is it?
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I am here to break the silence, to shout it to the world. Pregnancy sex makes any other sex you've ever had seem like a trip to the dentist. Pregnancy sex is enough to make a nymphomaniac blush. You won't need any fancy props, no lacy lingerie or mood music. Just you and a partner in the sack, preferably the one who got you pregnant in the first place.
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http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/200...nt/index1.html
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07-22-2004, 01:25 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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And they wonder why the damn things are illegal in Texas.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hello? Three orgasms in 20 minutes? Pay attention.
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Big deal. I'll only require you to fake one. And you don't have to be a good actress.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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07-22-2004, 01:25 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Lance Rant
When I was younger; i got into cycling. It's a sport with a lot of geeky guys pedaling bikes. Lots of people like Lance and how he's raised the profile of my beloved sport. He has a website. You have to join his "fan club" in order to view most of the content on his website. He thinks he's the NY times or something. Can we please get back to geeky guys on bikes who are just glad that someone is visiting their website and don't want to collect their "fans" personal data?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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07-22-2004, 01:25 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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My other other news source
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
With all this free time from CNN, I'm learning some interesting stuff. Most recently, Salon tells me that pregnancy sex is amazing. Now I'm wondering if it is so great that it is worth raising kids for decades for. So is it?
http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/200...nt/index1.html
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If you lay off the drugs and alcohol during the pregnancy, you could probably get a good price for the little guys.
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07-22-2004, 01:33 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Lance Rant
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
When I was younger; i got into cycling. It's a sport with a lot of geeky guys pedaling bikes. Lots of people like Lance and how he's raised the profile of my beloved sport. He has a website. You have to join his "fan club" in order to view most of the content on his website. He thinks he's the NY times or something. Can we please get back to geeky guys on bikes who are just glad that someone is visiting their website and don't want to collect their "fans" personal data?
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You mean like this geeky bike guy?
http://www.mariocipollini.net/
Note: This site has sound and, if you poke around a bit, some nudity.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-22-2004, 01:42 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Lance Rant
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Note: This site has sound and, if you poke around a bit, some nudity.
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That music makes me want to dance on a platform. Or I suppose a podium.
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07-22-2004, 01:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Lance Rant
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
That music makes me want to dance on a platform. Or I suppose a podium.
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Or on a pole?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-22-2004, 01:47 PM
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#1469
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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My other other news source
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
With all this free time from CNN, I'm learning some interesting stuff. Most recently, Salon tells me that pregnancy sex is amazing. Now I'm wondering if it is so great that it is worth raising kids for decades for. So is it?
http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/200...nt/index1.html
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Foul. Simply foul. Some one of my wife's friends told me about something called linea negra a few months ago. Pregnancy just gets more and more disgusting the more I think about it.
Can't they raise these things in a tube yet?
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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07-22-2004, 01:49 PM
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#1470
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Huh? Huh...
I never claimed to be up-to-the-minute on celebrity pairings, but did anyone else know about this (what I find to be something of an) odd couple ?
(Click on the picture, and go to #14.)
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