Meh. - Page 98

baltassoc · 10-31-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
As far as I'm concerned, yes.

Will I get more replies to my moisturizer question if I say that the guy getting the nonfacial blowjobs currently has hands that feel like sandpaper?

Neutrogena makes a hand creme that works well and is unscented. Plus, it was originally developed for manly Norwegian fishermen.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-31-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's only possible when she's riding you and unexpectedly jumps off.

or is bucked off, cowboy.

yee-haw!!

taxwonk · 10-31-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
There are other places for it to go. Preference for the face seems (to me) to to be rooted in either (a) porn-fueled fantasies or (b) misogynistic objectification. Or some of both, I suppose, but if so it really seems like it's pretty heavily weighted toward one or the other.

I have met women who have expressed a preference for a facial on occasion. I myself prefer breasts. That being said, I can't disagree with your assessment in many cases.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-31-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Pulling and praying from the missionary in HS would also sometimes result in an unintended face shot.

I never did that. Honestly, the pull and pray seemed to me utter insanity. My folks told me they'd sell my truck and throw me into the street if I knocked anyone up.

I consequently became the kid everybody sent to buy condoms. I'd buy those crazy heavy duty fuckers just to make sure. You don't need much ssensitivity when you're 16...

I wore a condom a few years ago for the first time in a looooong time (every post HS chick I dated was on the pill). Felt like I had a goddamned leather glove on. Awful.

As for the distance you had, I Salute You. I think my record is under two feet.

Penske_Account · 10-31-2005, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I never did that. Honestly, the pull and pray seemed to me utter insanity. My folks told me they'd sell my truck and throw me into the street if I knocked anyone up.

I consequently became the kid everybody sent to buy condoms. I'd buy those crazy heavy duty fuckers just to make sure. You don't need much ssensitivity when you're 16...

I wore a condom a few years ago for the first time in a looooong time (every post HS chick I dated was on the pill). Felt like I had a goddamned leather glove on. Awful.

As for the distance you had, I Salute You. I think my record is under two feet.

If you practice zen and the art of fertilisation, you can control what your swimmers do through mental force. That's my rhythm method.

Shape Shifter · 10-31-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I never did that. Honestly, the pull and pray seemed to me utter insanity. My folks told me they'd sell my truck and throw me into the street if I knocked anyone up.

I consequently became the kid everybody sent to buy condoms. I'd buy those crazy heavy duty fuckers just to make sure. You don't need much ssensitivity when you're 16...

I wore a condom a few years ago for the first time in a looooong time (every post HS chick I dated was on the pill). Felt like I had a goddamned leather glove on. Awful.

As for the distance you had, I Salute You. I think my record is under two feet.

I'm not sure what position you're in to be able to do that, but kudos for getting both of them.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-31-2005, 02:42 PM

These are 3 really small women.

http://www.hedonistica.com/archives/giant_cowgirl.jpg

sfw.

Crap. Neither photo nor link to photo works. So, click here and scroll down to Giant Cowgirl. http://www.hedonistica.com/

TM

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-31-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's only possible when she's riding you and unexpectedly jumps off.

Dissent. I know a guy who was lying on his back, getting a blow job... he was just about to come when the girl pulled her head away and his member snapped backwards and spit one right on his own chin. I'd usually be skeptical of such a claim, but this cat was not the lying/embelleshing sort.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-31-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
If you practice zen and the art of fertilisation, you can control what your swimmers do through mental force. That's my rhythm method.

You were practicing the Rhythm Method at 16?

Penske_Account · 10-31-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You were practicing the Rhythm Method at 16?

My mental powers of control over my swimmers were well developed by 16. The force is powerful Sebby.

notcasesensitive · 10-31-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dissent. I know a guy who was lying on his back, getting a blow job... he was just about to come when the girl pulled her head away and his member snapped backwards and spit one right on his own chin. I'd usually be skeptical of such a claim, but this cat was not the lying/embelleshing sort.

This is in response to the Moisturizer For Men question?