Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well here's a thought. What if uh, we/he can only "service" 1 contestant? Then we'll really need the filler on fluffers.

We can have extended ad periods. With newsy updates on his status. We could also have audience participation -- call in with your vote on how long it will take him to get it up again. At $.50 a call, we can rake in big money.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is it really fair to run commercials every 2 minutes?

Well, the first break will be after two minutes, but they should get progressively longer.

You know, if this works, we can have the World Series of Fellatio and the World Fellatio Tour.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
We can have extended ad periods. With newsy updates on his status. We could also have audience participation -- call in with your vote on how long it will take him to get it up again. At $.50 a call, we can rake in big money.

First of all, I'm glad that SD has gone home and is drinking a scotch or whatever it is that he drinks, because we are so going to catch hell for this tomorrow.

Second, I love that idea about the phone calls. Since it's being filmed in Las Vegas, we could lay odds and winner takes the pot.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by evenodds
Plus you'll have the change-over time during the competition, so that adds another 4 commercial slots.

I'd nix the change over time. I'm worried about SD's ability to blow through four events in a single time slot. I think this has to run over four weeks, one event per week.

So I'd set it up as a one-hour, with the preview, the main event, and a recap. The recap is key, because that's where the real assessment of quality comes in. There needs to be a number of categories for the assessment, to give it a pseudo scientific feel, and then maybe we need SD to do some comparisons to past performances with loved ones. For this last part, we hook him up to a lie detector.

[NotFromHere]

In unrelated news, Spreewell is moving to sunny Minnesota - where he'll get eaten alive by Timberwolves (or their fans).

July 22 — Latrell Sprewell’s turbulent time in New York appears to be over. The New York Knicks traded the forward to the Minnesota Timberwolves and received Keith Van Horn from the Philadelphia 76ers in a complicated four-way deal, ESPN reported Tuesday. IN THE OTHER parts of the deal, the Wolves sent Terrell Brandon to the Atlanta Hawks, while Glenn Robinson goes from the Hawks to the 76ers, ESPN reported.
brrrrrrrrr

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

I think there's also room for a "pre-game" piece on fluffers.

Oh good, Thurgreed's mama can use the publicity.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
First of all, I'm glad that SD has gone home and is drinking a scotch or whatever it is that he drinks, because we are so going to catch hell for this tomorrow.

Second, I love that idea about the phone calls. Since it's being filmed in Las Vegas, we could lay odds and winner takes the pot.

Lucky for me, I don't see his posts, so I am unrestrained by the fear of retribution.

E/O, I concede that I now see your point about the commercial breaks.

I'm also thinking we could have commentary -- "Oh, I see they're breaking out the warming KY already, and he's only up to the second contestant! What will they do to prepare him for the third contestant?"

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by evenodds
Well, the first break will be after two minutes, but they should get progressively longer.

You know, if this works, we can have the World Series of Fellatio and the World Fellatio Tour.

Looking to Annabella Chong and Houston as our guides, I'd say the concept has legs. No pun intended. Greenlight!

[Penske_Account]

Excuse me, I hiccupped.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Penske_Account

You liked it so much you had to quote yourself?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Lucky for me, I don't see his posts, so I am unrestrained by the fear of retribution.

E/O, I concede that I now see your point about the commercial breaks.

I'm also thinking we could have commentary -- "Oh, I see they're breaking out the warming KY already, and he's only up to the second contestant! What will they do to prepare him for the third contestant?"

What use would KY jelly, warming or otherwise, be of in a blowjob contest?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I vote we go to the bunnyranch or some such place and get two of their pseudo-porn star hookers, we fly Thurgreed's mama in as the third woman, and I use that term loosely-out of deference to her looseness, and for the guy we get a male transvestite street hooker from West Hollywood.

Finally, a FB road trip to top the last one.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
What use would KY jelly, warming or otherwise, be of in a blowjob contest?

Good point. We'll have to get the flavored stuff to make the contest more "palatable."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
What use would KY jelly, warming or otherwise, be of in a blowjob contest?

Fluffing. If we require the contestants to be responsible for getting him prepared, the later contestants will be hampered by TJS (tired jaw syndrome).

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Good point. We'll have to get the flavored stuff to make the contest more "palatable."

Alternatively, and I'm just floating an idea here, we could have celebrity guest fluffers. And I'm not talking about Thurgreed's mama.