Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
or as some of you might know her, Miss Vermont, has dropped the lawsuit against Tucker Max. So the story is back on his website. I have wasted much of my afternoon learning about Katy. Turns out I've seen her on tv before (Mtv's Made - I want to be a beauty queen). If you want to know more about Katy, here is a link to her website -- http://www.katyjohnson.com/. Some scary stuff there. Lotsa rhyming though...

Mr. Max has created a place for his fans to parody Ms. Johnson's poetry.

http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/sh...?threadid=2035

(Spree: careful at work - it's about what you'd expect)

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Saw my first episode last night, think it was actually a repeat...

That was a new one.

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The guy did seem like a good guy, but his place should have been condemned before they redid it. It was a disaster.

Carson (the fashion guy) was appropriately catty at the bitch girlfriend. When he saw her he said something like "There's a hooker in Trenton who wants her shoes back..." and suggested that the guy's next project in getting his life together was to dump her...

Handy tip for the week was that 10 minutes at 400 degrees works for pretty much any 6 ounce piece of fish.

Next week it looks like a guy is being prepared to propose to his girlfriend. The clips showed Carson saying to the guy "If she says no, you can marry one of us"...

FYI, NBC (Bravo's parent) is going to begin running 30-minute condensed versions of the shows shortly in prime time.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Saw my first episode last night, think it was actually a repeat, but

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It was the episode with the long-brown-haired hard-rock-fan guy and his bleached 10-cent hooker girlfriend. WTF? He was friendly, sweet and easy-going; she was a horrid insulting bitch the entire time (except to classily compliment "you look fuckin' hot") and threw out his teddy bear from a prior relationship. Now that he's glammed himself up, I give him 2 weeks before he boots her unpleasant tacky ass out of his house and moves up in the world.

And the chef guy is my new crush. Not the best-looking, but definitely the best sense of style.

I think it was actually a new one. But, yeah, she was a total skank-ho. What a bitch. And did anyone else think she was covering that she was pissed that he asked her to move in, not get engaged? He was pretty spineless, though - even just with the guys. His continual efforts to seek their approval by agreeing with anything they said made it the most colorless episode so far.

Also, I'm not really sure what they did to his clothes, other than buy him shoes. I understand, and really like, that they try to make stuff look good and still look like the victim-guy's own style, but ... the stuff Carson bought him just didn't look any different at all, other than looking clean.

And, though I am annoyed that 1/2 of the clothing makeover time is spent browsing denim washes ("those jeans look great on you!" Not), I guess I am glad it is in there because, as a subject I have 0 interest in, I'd never learn to negotiate the intimidating faux-expertise of the Diesel stores otherwise.

[MisterEbola]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Mr. Max has created a place for his fans to parody Ms. Johnson's poetry.

http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/sh...?threadid=2035

(Spree: careful at work - it's about what you'd expect)

I see that he wasted to time to break out the cyber-bubbly.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
That was a new one.

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The guy did seem like a good guy, but his place should have been condemned before they redid it. It was a disaster.

He was a complete squalid pig before the redo--ancient decaying food and oily containers under the furniture? Crap welded to his dishes? yeesh, messy as I am even I almost gacked as I don't do filth--and I can't believe he ever (1) scored a chick (gross as she was) or (2) didn't die of botulism or vermin infestation already. The Fab 5 must have hired an actual hard-core cleaning crew for that, no?

But at least he was amenable to change. For his sake, I hope he gets the spine to change girfriends!

[bilmore]

Originally posted by evenodds
You know, if this works, we can have the World Series of Fellatio and the World Fellatio Tour.

So, in a few years, we'll be calling Ticketron for our Super Blow tickets?

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

I just wanted to say that I am still heartbroken that I will never be able to stay at the Gobbler. Seriously, this is very distressing. To discover such an oasis of delight and to have it taken away all in one moment is just too cruel. How did some historical preservationg roup not save that building? But now what is left for me - running off to Niagra falls or the Poconos to stay someplace with a rotating bed and champagne-saucer-jacuzzi?

At least the revolving bar survives.

BR(really, this kept me awake last night. Or maybe it was just flashbacks brought on by the colors)C

[notcasesensitive]

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashio...42,624,00.html

[photo of LFB in slip dress - do not click if collar bones frighten you]

Also there is a pic of Jennifer Garner in rubber boots in Fashion Police today. Don't get all hot and bothered til you see the pic.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashio...42,624,00.html

[photo of LFB in slip dress - do not click if collar bones frighten you]

Also there is a pic of Jennifer Garner in rubber boots in Fashion Police today. Don't get all hot and bothered til you see the pic.

WTF is with Pink dressing like a blowzy angry short-skirted muu-muued housewife? Ugh.

I hope Lara Flynn Boyle gets help. And her breasts back someday.

I liked Jennifer Garner's boots! With a clean-lined monochromatic outfit on a dull rainy day, they'd be smashing!

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Also there is a pic of Jennifer Garner in rubber boots in Fashion Police today. Don't get all hot and bothered til you see the pic.

I read that she is pregnant -- and does not look as thin as usual in the rubber boots picture -- but cannot "go public" with the info until her divorce is final. Ooooh -- the intrigue!!!

On a different topic (but somewhat related to skeletor-hood) -- I was vaguely offended by my doctor the other day when I went for a checkup. She was giving me the usual rundown of questions, which included: ever have bouts with bulemia (is that spelled right? it doesn't look right...), do you use "street drugs" and, when was the last time you had sex with anyone other than your husband.

My answers were (respectively) no, no and [a long time ago -- ever since we started dating]. What offended me was that she seemed incredulous of my answers. In fact, to the bulemia (how the FUCK do you spell that?!?) question, she said, "Really? Not even once?" Uhhh...., NO!! (I hate throwing up -- even if I'm feeling sick, and know that I'll feel better if I puke, I can't do it -- blech.)

Is it really that common that my Dr. would think it strange that I never purposely have thrown up?

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
First Place: Betty Page
Second Place: Rita Hayowrth
Third Place: Marilyn Monroe
Honorable Biblical Mention: Salome


edited to add second poll answer

hmmm, betty page, the bondage queen, i had no idea that you were into that sort of thing

my pick for historical figure to have sex with:

elvis presley (the 50s one, much as i love the white rhinestone covered jumpsuits of the "fat elvis", the young elvis has to win out as a sex partner).

and as far as biblical figures - adam. because he was made in God's image, i figure he must be pretty good in bed.

ms. naughty diplomat

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashio...42,624,00.html

[photo of LFB in slip dress - do not click if collar bones frighten you]

Also there is a pic of Jennifer Garner in rubber boots in Fashion Police today. Don't get all hot and bothered til you see the pic.

I think Lara Flynn Boyle's friends need to do an intervnetino on her fast. She looks like she is about a week away from death.

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The website's "hot/not hot" section is kind of amusing, particularly if Tucker Max's stories of her ability to handle alcohol are to be believed. (And what's not to be believed on his website?)

isn't is a bit too obvious who the "stalking" cartoons are being directed at?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
And, though I am annoyed that 1/2 of the clothing makeover time is spent browsing denim washes ("those jeans look great on you!" Not), I guess I am glad it is in there because, as a subject I have 0 interest in, I'd never learn to negotiate the intimidating faux-expertise of the Diesel stores otherwise.

Bad name update: Toni Braxton's kids are named Denim and Diezel.

Thurgreed(I guess she learned to negotiate the intimidating faux-expertise)Marshall

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
I read that she is pregnant -- and does not look as thin as usual in the rubber boots picture -- but cannot "go public" with the info until her divorce is final. Ooooh -- the intrigue!!!

How does it matter? It's not like you can explain away the timing of a pregnancy. "Oh, that? That just happened last week." Or does california have some bar on ever reopening divorce decrees such that she could "snooker" the court for now?

Is it really that common that my Dr. would think it strange that I never purposely have thrown up?

You mean, like the background investigation guys who refuse to believe any lawyer who claims never to have used illegal drugs?