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ltl/fb · 10-31-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is in response to the Moisturizer For Men question?

The hands were what were sandpapery, so I would think there wouldn't really need to be any fancy aiming or distance stuff, if one were to self-moisturize, sts.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-31-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I was a Kennedy democrat in highschool. Mostly for the sex and booze.

I see you using that as an excuse to kill somebody.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-31-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is in response to the Moisturizer For Men question?

I can count on one hand the number of times I've used Lubriderm for actual dry skin.

The two are inseprable; shit... they even make mousturizer to look like what every 16-50 year old man uses it to create.

They could make it blue, orange, pink or purple-colored... but they don't. There is a memo somewhere in Proctor & Gamble's files detailing how "the pearly white color creates an immediate association with orgasm, which in turn spurs liberal use and subsequent purchase of the product. We strongly recommend against Mr. Phelger's suggestion that we use a cheaper blue die in the product. In fact, we recommend Phelger be terminated."

Phelger shot himself, destitute, in 1967. First in his class at MIT. Head chemist in the cosmetics and beauty aids division for a decade. Tragic.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-31-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How many young Republicans did you know who got laid?

Exactly.

Does date rape count?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-31-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Does date rape count?

If you want an abortion? Probably not for long.

I know, I know: take it to the PB.

Hank Chinaski · 10-31-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can count on one hand the number of times I've used Lubriderm for actual dry skin.

You don't recommend lubing before knocking over whiskey bottles, do you? seems like that would increase the chances of mishitting.

bold_n_brazen · 10-31-2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
There are other places for it to go. Preference for the face seems (to me) to to be rooted in either (a) porn-fueled fantasies or (b) misogynistic objectification. Or some of both, I suppose, but if so it really seems like it's pretty heavily weighted toward one or the other.

I won't go as far as to say I've got a preference for the face (tending instead to swallow) but every now and then, I can totally get into the face thing. Or the breast thing. And I'm pretty sure I'm not a misogynist. And I don't watch much porn.

Penske_Account · 10-31-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Does date rape count?

[DELETED. TAKE IT TO THE PB PENSKE. -A MOD]

ltl/fb · 10-31-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I won't go as far as to say I've got a preference for the face (tending instead to swallow) but every now and then, I can totally get into the face thing. Or the breast thing. And I'm pretty sure I'm not a misogynist. And I don't watch much porn.

I said porn-fueled -- I think some guys see it in porn and want to try it. And note I said "seems like (to me)."

Um, I mean, wow, you are even hotter than the Pretty Lady. 'cos, like, you like sports too, right? You are Ultimate Woman. And I don't mean frisbee.

bold_n_brazen · 10-31-2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I said porn-fueled -- I think some guys see it in porn and want to try it. And note I said "seems like (to me)."

Um, I mean, wow, you are even hotter than the Pretty Lady. 'cos, like, you like sports too, right? You are Ultimate Woman. And I don't mean frisbee.

Note to self: Never reply to Fringey post unless planning to say "Uh-huh. Me too."

bold_n_brazen · 10-31-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Kicked. Your. Ass. What a finish!

Careful. Or no umbrella drinks for you.

ltl/fb · 10-31-2005, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Note to self: Never reply to Fringey post unless planning to say "Uh-huh. Me too."

It was the snitty "and I'm pretty sure I'm not a misogynist. And I don't watch much porn." that was annoying.

That, and being booked solidly between 11:30 and 2:00 with meetings and calls, and then having the 11:30 call mysteriously not happen.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-31-2005, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I won't go as far as to say I've got a preference for the face (tending instead to swallow) but every now and then, I can totally get into the face thing. Or the breast thing. And I'm pretty sure I'm not a misogynist. And I don't watch much porn.

And you'll let me watch SportsCenter? Wow.

bold_n_brazen · 10-31-2005, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It was the snitty "and I'm pretty sure I'm not a misogynist. And I don't watch much porn." that was annoying.

That, and being booked solidly between 11:30 and 2:00 with meetings and calls, and then having the 11:30 call mysteriously not happen.

Uh-huh. Me too.

Penske_Account · 10-31-2005, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Note to self: Never reply to Fringey post unless planning to say "Uh-huh. Me too."

You deserve a round of applause and 3 cheers for being in tune enough with your sexuality and the give and take with your lover(s) to appreciate the occassional facial as an enjoyable variety as opposed to porno-fueled or misogyny.

Fringey sounded bitter. No offence.