Foopa
 

It's not my fault I finish quick. Your sister's got a tight little ass. Does she graduate HS this year? I want to get her a card.

shoe emergency
 

DKNY. Light pink lacy with tiny black bows.

My date LOVED them. I am in love.

ETA -- they were gently removed and not torn or otherwise destroyed. Very good work on his part. Swoon.

shoe emergency
 

That's a bit of on overstatement. I thought they were pretty. Anyhoo, thanks for the good time. I'll call you. For sure.

shoe emergency
 

Cool. I won't tell your wife.

shoe emergency
 

Details girl! Details! Think Penthouse Forum!

aV

Does anyone think that Miramax is going to survive as a quasi indie movie house after this? My understanding is that Harvey is Miramax.

I can't imagine it would take much for the Weinsteins to start from scratch and do it all over again.

shoe emergency
 

PLF, you've gone from charmingly witty and ironic to straight-up, in-your-face cynic.

Some people think you've lost your old form. I think you've moved onto something better. I like what I'm seeing. /golf glap.

shoe emergency
 

At first I was going to respond, "Don't talk to my new love like that!" but then I realized that I should simply join in the golf clap. PLF, do you have a Rolex?

shoe emergency
 

You still post here? Didn't Paigow ban you?

shoe emergency
 

fixed.

shoe emergency
 

Okay, PLF are you a FAAAAABULOUS kisser? Do you have an accent? I am hurt that you only thought my undergarments outfit was "pretty." It was EXCEPTIONAL and I looked great in it. Or, so you said last night.

Thanks, G3!
 

I took your advice and went commando this morning. It's raining like hell here and I got soaked on my way into work. Now my trousers are clinging to my cock, and I think I smell pee. This is great!

Thanks, G3!
 

I'm pretty sure that having a moist layer of silk between your cock and your trousers would cure neither your clinging nor your incontinence problem.

Thanks, G3!
 

It's not incontinence, it's tappage. How can you tell everything's completely gone when you're soaked and dripping?

RT's Oscar thoughts
 

I saw Finding Neverland two nights ago, and Ray is apparently on its way to me via Netflix. If all goes according to plan, I'll have seen all five nominated best picture films (Sideways seen December 13, 2004, The Aviator seen February 8, 2005, Million Dollar Baby seen February 17, 2005, Finding Neverland seen February 22, 2005, and Ray scheduled for February 24 or 26 2005.) I've also seen Hotel Rwanda (3 noms), Before Sunset (best adapted screenplay), Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind (2 noms), Kinsey (best supporting actress), The Incredibles (4 noms), Shrek 2 (2 noms), Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2 noms), Spider-Man 2 (2 noms), and I, Robot (best visual effects). I'm probably going to the theater tonight for one last pre-Oscar show. I'll see either The Sea Inside (2 noms), A Very Long Engagement (2 noms), or The Merchant of Venice (0 noms). I could also go see Sideways again.

I do have to say, having seen all of the best actor performances but Jamie Foxx's Ray, I think that Paul Giamatti's performance in Sideways was better than Clint Eastwood's performance in Million Dollar Baby, and Giamatti should have gotten the nomination. Paul Giamatti had to make you like an unlikable person, and that was a very difficult task. Clint Eastwood was good, but the character wasn't as challenging of a role. I also think that Jim Carrey's performance was better thn Eastwood's but I'm irrational about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. That said, this is a tight field, and right now I'm rooting for (depending on the hour) Johnny Depp or Don Cheadle. Don Cleadle seems to get more hours than Johnny Depp.

The actress side isn't as interesting. Hilary Swank and Kate Winslet were the only ones I've seen and I liked them both immensely. I'd be happy with either one of them winning.

Writing, I've seen most of the writing nominated movies except for Vera Drake (Original) and Motorcycle Diaries (Adapted). I'm rooting for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind for original and Before Sunset for adapted. They are my first and second favorite movies of 2004.

I’m still irritated with the cop out “Best Animated Feature” category, because I think that animated films are good enough to compete with the rest of the pack and there simply aren’t enough animated films released every year. I mean Shark Tale got an Oscar nomination? Did they even read the reviews? Same goes for Ice Age (2002) and Brother Bear (2003). Having the separate category gives the Academy a cop-out so they don’t have to consider very good movies like The Incredibles and Finding Nemo for the Best Picture Award.

ETFT and give paragraph breaks, sorry 'bout that